The Campaign For DA

12.22.2014

Random Monday Morning Thoughts



  • We had Mrs. LL's side of the family over for the weekend for Christmas. One of them hates me beyond belief and just bludgeons me with passive aggressiveness. I spent most of the time trying to do the facial expression of, "Oh, no, you didn't!"
  • I finally got around to reading the article in Texas Monthly about Joe Jamail.  I have a very short list of people who I think are miserable human beings but he's close to the top of it.  The University of Texas should be embarrassed to be associated with him.
  • I almost want to see American Sniper but I'm afraid it does nothing but glorify the guy. I think everyone now agrees, after having lied about Jesse Ventura and lying about shooting two guys to death in a gas station in Texas, that he had a little trouble with telling the truth. 
  • I just looked up and saw Madonna on the news (she's releasing a new album). At 56 . . . dare I say it . . .  still pretty hot. 
  • I've convinced the Sixth Grader in the House that upon my death I should be cremated, my ashes mixed with glitter, and then shot out of a cannon from the Wise County Courthouse bell tower. She gives me a look and a smile of, "That is so weird but, between me and you,  I'm keeping this in the back of my mind because it's insanely funny." 
  • Shout out to Messenger sports editor Richard Greene. I had noticed that he ran the Dallas Marathon and finished at four hours and a few seconds. As much as I respected the guy for finishing the race, I wondered how he didn't gut it up and finish under four hours. I got my answer: In a column this week in the Messenger he revealed it was a malfunctioning running watch. 
  • I've finished 11 half marathons but cannot comprehend turning around at the finish line and going back to do it again.
  • Cowboys. Cowboys. Cowboys. But the game could have been completely different if that guy would have caught that fake punt pass in the first quarter. A crazy gamble that should have worked.
  • That field goal block by a Rams' player was crazy. He jumps over the center and then jumps again to block the kick. 
  • Mrs. LL wakes up with an alarm that plays weird Zen music which slowly gets louder. 
  • Mrs. LL got mad at me this weekend for watching the 30 for 30 episode on The University of Miami Part 2 without her. That's so weird. That's so hot. 

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

" But the game could have been completely different if that guy would have caught that fake punt pass in the first quarter."

The Cowboys could have lost every game this year.............except they didn't. Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Can someone tell me what the race of the man was who shot the NY cops? I have been listening to the news on radio since yesterday and none of the report mentions his race! Maybe I should reach an assumption because they withhold that information.

Anonymous said...

I picture that relative of your wife's as Wordkyle. Comes to YOUR house and calls YOU the troll, right?

Anonymous said...

...and Kyle will have something snarky to say about that comment about your wives relative, too, because he's the kind of person that always has to have the last word. Never ever just goes:

"Huh, maybe I should think about that comment."

Anonymous said...

Ok, tell us why that in-law hates you so much. Cause you're a lawyer? Kinda, sorta liberal? Jealous that you married to Mrs. LL?

Katy Anders said...

You want to go the Hunter Thompson route, huh?

Sky burial for me.

Anonymous said...

watch Scent of a Woman..next time you will know what to do..ooh ahhh!!

Anonymous said...

it sounds like you need to put ms LL under center while you play a little qb..that's hottt!!

Anonymous said...

We had Mrs. LL's side of the family over for the weekend for Christmas. One of them hates me beyond belief and just bludgeons me with passive aggressiveness. I spent most of the time trying to do the facial expression of, "Oh, no, you didn't!"

Funny, he must read your ramblings and oh so "HOT" sports opinions.

Anonymous said...

Just one hates you? You are a lucky man.

Anonymous said...

There were as many empty seats at the St. Louis game as there are at a democratic meeting at the Wise County Taco Bell.

Anonymous said...

Barry boy ever thought maybe those things with Chris Kyle could be true but the government did not want him talking about them? That his problem was he had a problem with talking about things he was not supposed to?

He was "silenced" in a very weird way as well.

To me your post is sad and disrespectful because no matter what the guy said or did not say he placed his life on the line every single day. Yes even when he got back he had multiple bounties on his head. All this so that you could drive your gay boy car to a job where you rip people off for a living while bitching about things and taking for granted the things men and women like him do so you can be a dumb a$$ libtard and tell yourself your special because you care.

Anonymous said...

Missed pass on the punt.
Typical comment of someone that never played the game but still comments as if.
Do you know how many times that you can say "what if" during a game? I'll tell you......every play!

Anonymous said...

RTG = Wowza!

Anonymous said...

RTG: Holy stuffed stocking!

Anonymous said...

BG-stop being a pinko commie and I will stop being passive aggressive.

DF Mrs. LL in law

Anonymous said...

The mavs express is in Bridgeport this morning picking up the bulls and sissies.

Anonymous said...

From a person married to the same spouse for 50 years: when Mrs. LL's family is there for any holidays, you are lucky she is only mad at you over a tv show. It is much more stressful for her than the 1 relative who hates you is for you. Your only comment should be,"yes, ma'am, would you like some chocolate with that?"

Triple Fake... said...

the ashes out of the cannon deal sounds cool, but The Sixth Grader is giving you that funny look as if to say "Glitter?!? Butch it up a little, princess!"

You can what-if all you want, but it won't change what actually happened.
C O W B O Y S ! ! !

Behold! A star in the (NFC) East

Anonymous said...

What time does Decatur play at AAC?

Anonymous said...

Nothing on the Wise County hack attack?

DF Kim jong un Bubba

wordkyle said...

856-7 -- First, I'm flattered that you're thinking about me. Second, BG describes his relative as acting "passive aggressive," which is the opposite of how I act. I believe in being AGGRESSIVE aggressive.

Now, pay attention to your loved ones during the holidays and don't think about me anymore. I sure won't be thinking about you.

Anonymous said...

Once again, our counselor wants it both ways. In court, its manipulate any fact just enough to get one jury member shy of beyond a reasonable doubt. But in the Jesse Ventura CIVIL case you only need 51% on your side. That doesn't equate to truth, by the same standards.

And it's pretty ballzy for you to come right out and call him a liar in the gas station incident. O ye, defender of truth. Appartently, if YOU can't determine truth or lie, it must be a lie.

Two silver star, 5 bronze stars, and purple heart (you should look up the requisites for those awards). Almost all of his actual confirmed kills are corroborated by fellow SEAL members.

He sounds pretty credible to me, but then again, I'm not a defense attorney.

I think your jealous because Chris Kyle is the man that you always knew you'd never be.

Stay Classy

Anonymous said...

Just add Chris Kyle to the Barry Envy List. That is a good list!

Anonymous said...

12:57 Thanks for a great laugh Un Bubba.

Anonymous said...

Interesting lack of liberal ugliness today?!?

I guess they only do name calling on the guvment's time. Surfin the web at their guvment job, not doin their guvment job.

Refreshing

Anonymous said...

Barry needs to change the blog title to "Leftism Lean."

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah Wordy, you're SO aggressive in the comments section of this blog you love to troll so much. Like most "authors" you probably wouldn't say anything in person. Just go home and write about it in your journal.

"Dear diary, the kids were really mean to me in gym class again today. So what if I have to wear a bra? It's for SUPPORT, dammit!"

By the way, 8:56-7 was right. You just had to say something. The point he was making wasn't about being passive aggresive, it was about the fact that you call Barry a troll, but it is you who visits his blog every day. Why don't you ever post on your blog?

Anonymous said...

I'd like to squeeze the RTG until love liquid oozed from'er.

Anonymous said...

If that play would have worked, Colts would have destroyed Cowboys.

Anonymous said...

King O is calling for high level talks with North Korea..He will appoint Dennis Rodman as the new ambassador..

Anonymous said...

Amen 9:32 AMEN!! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Anonymous said...

I don't know about Wordy, but it's more fun to post here because so many of you are hyper-sensitive. I mean, it's just sooo easy...

If we say these things to liberals in person, we run the chance of being physically attacked. And if that happened, then I'd have to hurt you.

Merry Christmas!

wordkyle said...

I asked you guys to pay more attention to your families during the holidays. Your obsession with me during this special season is inappropriate.

Incidentally, 3:19 pretty much hit it on the head. Making you guys squirm is one of many small pleasures in life.

Anonymous said...

2:14 Wouldn't it have just been 42-14 or 35-14?

Anonymous said...

1:19

There is life outside your bubble. A shooting resulting in multiple deaths for which no records can be found = a lie.

Anonymous said...

too much peter belly on her..

Anonymous said...

4:14,
Bravo! Good to see someone is paying attention!