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1.29.2014

We Are Getting Close


There's a scene in Idiocracy (a movie about how America gets dumber and dumber as time goes by) which takes place in The House of Representatives which had been renamed The House of Representin'.  And the President was a former Ultimate Fighter champion. We're getting there. Ted Nugent was there last year. This year we've got Duck Dynasty guy and Sean Hannity.




33 comments:

Anonymous said...

We already have president Dwayne Mountain Dew Commacho.

Anonymous said...

Skippy, Don't forget that Mooch Obammy had as her guest Jason Williams. Proudly heralded as our first openly gay NBA player who is the most courageous man in America who should be held up as our best role model to our children. I was so moved, I almost got moist.

Anonymous said...

BOTH of those guest choices are better than someone like Sheila Jackson Lee who gets to attend automatically. Talk about being an idiot. She well qualifies!

Anonymous said...

i tink gays r gonna rule!!!
GO SKIPPY!!!

Anonymous said...

berry, u r a dip shit

Anonymous said...

...writes man who posts bikini clad women to his blog each day.

Anonymous said...

Yes, between the need for our youth needing breathalyzers for asthma, the threat of Guam breaking in half by population shift, and being able to visit all 57 states on a re-election swing, we might be in trouble.
I am not Sam.

Skippy said...

I would give my left nut to see what these guys who call you "Skippy" look like.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see you decided to get a glimpse of the future by watching Idiocracy.

Interesting Blogmeister, you never offer suggestions to the problems that America faces. Keep watching Honey Boo Boo and scanning bikini chicks.

So who should you charge that last hour to?

Anonymous said...

10:34, Dude! Don't be running down the RTG's. WTF? That's the one part of the blog on which the left and right will sometimes agree. "Hot...Not Hot...Bacon is an Idiot." It's our Kum-Bah-Yah moment. Don't jack with that.

Anonymous said...

Skippy, Go ahead and give your right nut also and I'll post a pic for you.

DF Uncle Sam said...

This country is headed down the shitter faster than lunch at Panchos Meskin Buffet.

DF Charles Nelson Reilly said...

I understand that Lindsey asked the couple about "Duck Sausage" and then offered to "duck down" and get some.

Anonymous said...

UH OH, The Butcher Barbie, Wendy Davis is now under investigation for ethics complaints for failing to disclose ownership of stocks and mutual funds. She has 30 days to respond. This ought to be fun to watch. As I said earlier, her campaign is going down the toilet faster than an aborted fetus.

Anonymous said...

10:27, What's sad is that Sheila Jackson Lee isn't an invited guest. She actually is a congressman from Texas, which speaks volumes for Rage's district in Houston.

Anonymous said...

11:11 - Shelia Jackson Lee asked a NASA representative if the Mars rover saw our astronaut's footprints. Represent!

Anonymous said...

If we let idiots like Hillary Clinton attend like in the past...who care who goes to that now? Having not had a president in years, it is a waste of time.

Anonymous said...

I'm ready to take my poopy now.

Anonymous said...

That State of the Union thing was hard to masturbate to.

Anonymous said...

If anyone in this country votes for an incumbent of any party they are crazy. If you vote for anyone that has ever held a public office you are crazy. The only thing that is going to fix this is term limits and campaign finance reform.

Anonymous said...

please pass the joint,now..

Fed Up Vet said...

Atta boy, 11:49. I am right there with you.

Anonymous said...

Barry,

Really? Is there a difference between Joe Biden and the Duck Dynasty Characters? You guys have the likes of Nancy Pelosi, Joy Behar, Maxime Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee to name a few. Yet you criticize Ted Nugent and the Duck Dynasty people. I guess it all boils down to taste. and most people's is only in there mouth !

Anonymous said...

12:52 Now now, we know it is wrong to call certain groups of people dumb or idiotic. Barry is just calling out the idiotic people in which it is politically correct to do so. If you call out Pelosi Behar, Waters and Jackson Lee then you are gerontophobic, gingephobic, racist, sexist and probably homophobic too. If you call out the Duck Dynasty guys you are just another snarky liberal who wishes to further entrench yourself in the group dynamics of being a lefty. You will get all sorts of props, cred, shout-outs, retweets and so on.

Anonymous said...

11:49

You speak the truth!

Anonymous said...

11:09

Your last sentence is totally disgusting. Somebody should flush you, jerk!

Anonymous said...

1:54, I agree that flushing a fetus down the toilet is disgusting, but that is what your party stands for.

Anonymous said...

The Democrats are the party of death, failure and equality.

Anonymous said...

You might want to hold off comparing the dumbing down of America to the Duck Dynasty clan. You need to check their education background and how it compares to yours. Also, they have put together a very successful business (even before the show). Dumb just does not seem to describe them.

Anonymous said...

No more nigger loving Duck Boys for me. I'll watch Honey Boo Boo

Anonymous said...

I can't choose which of the 3 dudes in the top pictures toes I want to suck the most!




Rage

Anonymous said...

Classy, 11:09 AM. How dare anyone defend the Constitution.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see the Duck Dynasty idiots disrespect the flag inside the Capitol.

4 U.S.C. § 8