1.30.2014

Woman Wants To Change Her First Name To "Sexy"

Huff Po – Ranea Crabtree doesn’t like her first name. So much so that she refuses to use it. In fact, if her 15-year-old daughter, Bethany, uses the dreaded name, she gets grounded, according to the Toronto Sun. For the record, Crabtree’s first name is Sheila, (“Ranea” is her middle name) but it may not be for much longer. She is petitioning a court in Licking County, Ohio, for the right to adopt a first name she thinks is more suitable: “Sexy.” ”I do wear a lot of Victoria’s Secret clothes and my husband calls me sexy all the time,” Crabtree told Fox19.com. “I really want to do Sexy because it’s kinda’ like my personality. I just love to be adventurous, have fun and do all kinds of things.” Did we mention she really hates her birth name? ”It’s just one of those names that I can’t stand. I hate the fact that I have been cursed with it,” she told the station. “My mom gave me my middle name of Ranea and my dad gave me my ugly name.” Other than dealing with what seem to be unresolved family issues, Crabtree has taken all the steps needed for the name change, including filling out a form, paying the $87 court fee and a 30-day notice in a local paper. The final step comes Feb. 11 when she will stand in front of a Licking County judge to formerly ask to change her name to “Sexy” once and for all. Legal experts tell the Columbia Dispatch the odds are Crabtree’s name change will be approved, but she’s planning an alternative strategy, just in case. “If it’s not Sexy, then I might go for Sparkle,” she told the paper.

I'm researching Ohio law to see if we can file an objection to the name change. Sometimes, you just gotta take a stand. 

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

If this is news, that can only mean the liberals own the media.

Anonymous said...

Sexy and Licking in the same sentence? Way to many one liners there.

Anonymous said...

amen 2:32. also, shouldn't it be true before she could even think about adopting that name? she should spen more time caring for her blind husband.

Anonymous said...

ugly would be more appropriate

Anonymous said...

guilty !!!

Anonymous said...

ddrugz r alkehol?

Anonymous said...

barf.

Anonymous said...

wonder who she voted for in the last presidential election?

Triple Fake... said...

Idiocratization of the nation

how about a petition to change the name of Licking County instead?

Plus, we need to get whoever wrote this article to figure out the difference between formerly and formally

Triple Fake Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Francine Fishpaw said...

It would be more accurate to name herself "Crazyass"

Anonymous said...

What a great mom, no chance those kids of hers get bullied in school.

Anonymous said...

I guess it's better than Princess Consuela Banana Hammock!

Anonymous said...

Is she wearing camo and lace? Uggggghhhhhhh. I'm pretty sure the article made a mistake. She doesn't live in Licking County, she lives in Wise County. She reminds me of the wife of one of your overbearing, bald-headed and buck-toothed commentators who used to have his own self-aggrandizing blaarrggghhh. (Thank goodness Facebook came along!) Yuck.

Anonymous said...

It's obviously one of those ironic nicknames, like when you call a bald guy "Curley" or a fat man "Slim."

Anonymous said...

This is the type of news you will only get on Huffington Post where all the liberal weenies get their news.

Anonymous said...

just another "BBW"

Anonymous said...

Snaggle would be more appropriate.

Anonymous said...

Rover, Lassie, Ole Yeller, Duke?

Dickey Feltersnatch said...

I say go for a Latin name, oh I don't know --- let's say "Skanktus Maximus"

Anonymous said...

Her husband must really be into self abuse, and I am not talking about the fun kind.

DF Marquis de Sade

Anonymous said...

I've actually played golf in Licking Springs, OH.

Anonymous said...

I've actually licked a played in Golfing Springs, MS.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Sexy Ranea Trabtree.

Kinda has a ring to it!

Anonymous said...

Half of the Rhome, Texas Hookers at Loves are names Sexy

Anonymous said...

"She is petitioning a court in Licking County, Ohio, for the right to adopt a first name she thinks is more suitable: 'Sexy.'"

Huff Po has GOT to be doing a bit.

--EmmGee

Anonymous said...

nasty