The Campaign For DA

4.30.2018

Random Monday Morning Thoughts



  • Trump is coming to Dallas to speak at the NRA convention. He knows his base. (By the way, weapons will not be allowed. Seriously.)
  • I, sadly,  didn't get a picture with Stormy Daniels but Robert Wilonsky of the Dallas Morning News did. It sounds like there wasn't much of a crowd. 
  • I need to correct the story about my dad using the Bridgeport Chief of Police's car with permission to go remove a dead dog for $1. When he came back he didn't pull behind two parked DPS trooper cars. There were only two DPS troopers assigned to the county but they only had one car. 
  • Dallas traded Ryan Switzer to the Raiders in exchange for defensive lineman. He was nothing more than an attitudinal teen. 
  • You kidding me?
  • He holds those rallies as therapy for him. He just wants to be loved. Nothing else is important. 
  • He was too much of a coward to show up at the Correspondent's Dinner and he got crushed in a monologue (that even I have to admit was a bit over the top.) 
  • That monologue included an attack on Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I love the hypocrisy from her father. The day before compared to the day after: 
  • A White Settlement man is charged with Intoxication Manslaughter after a six month old was killed in Fort Worth. He was driving a "large pickup."
  • The tree is gone?  The French President wasn't kind to Trump in their last press conference. Coincidence?
  • If you like baseball or softball, you'll love this: OU scores and unconventional run against the Evil Empire.
  • Or this where a MLB player hits a home run into a garbage can. I had a buddy once tell me that when he was playing baseball in college that a home run happened and it hit the top of back fence. A player looked at him and said, "What are the odds of that happening?" His reply was, "The same odds of it landing on every single inch in this place." I've never forgotten it. 



82 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your buddy was making a good point about "odds", but was wrong. Hitting a baseball is not a random-enough act to yield equal odds of the ball landing on any particular spot. There will be greater odds for one spot or another considering whether the batter was a pull hitter, what the pitcher was dealing, etc.

Anonymous said...

Actually, the odds of hitting the top of the fence are greater than "anywhere else." There is more "top of the fence" around the field than "anywhere else."

Anonymous said...

Wonder what Trump will do with the 1 million prize money from the Nobel?
Free xanax for 40 percent of the voters?

Not Sam

Anonymous said...

Tree quarantine. I doubt that will set well with democrats.

Anonymous said...

If Sarah Sanders was black then people would say Wolf’s monologue was racist.

Anonymous said...

DID YOU FINISH YOUR CRY CLOSET, OR WILL IT GO THE WAY OF THE PVC SOFTBALL CATCHING DEVICE?...
DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF HYPOCRISY? YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T SPELL IT!

Anonymous said...

"A White Settlement motorist is accused of being intoxicated when he crashed his pickup into a car Friday, killing a 6-month-old baby, police said.
...Reema was in a booster seat at the time of the accident."

Not to support the guy driving the pickup who hit the family, where a six-month-old died, but if that baby was in a 'booster seat', the parents bear part of the blame.

Anonymous said...

Rhome is getting new apartments! Trump is winning!

Anonymous said...

Hillary speaks at women's colleges, Planned Parenthood rallies, and at black churches with a black southern accent. She knows who her base is.

wordkyle said...

Re Trump and his ego-stroking rallies - Are you seriously trying to say Trump is unique in this? I hope you're either joking or trolling.

Anonymous said...

Notice how all of you who told Colin Kaepernick and Lebron James to "stick to sports" aren't telling Kanye West to "stick to music and shoes"?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the Decatur cops patrolling Decatur HS will be armed?

Anonymous said...

Hey Skippy, STAY WOKE!! Has Trump launched nukes into North Korea yet? Has Trump fired Sessions yet?

Anonymous said...

Trump is coming to Dallas to speak at the NRA convention. He knows his base. (By the way, weapons will not be allowed. Seriously.)

Uhhhh, yeah, the Secret Service isn't gonna let the Prez into a room full of members of the public unless said members of the public have been screened for weapons.

Anonymous said...

8:52... DON'T RUIN THE NARRATIVE WITH TRUTH. THIS BLOG IS MORE ENTERTAINING WITH BARRY'S MISDIRECTING CONTEXT

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for all the liberal weenies heads to explode when Trump gets the Nobel peace prize for actually doing something to earn it. #MAGA

Anonymous said...

The White House tree was put in quarantine, as all parties were aware it would be. Trump wanted a symbolic planting. The tree will return once it is released from quarantine.

Anonymous said...

Your first two posters don't know much about baseball. Or math.

Can't wait to hear all of the snowflake triggered Republicans in need of cry closets over the correspondent's dinner. The ignore or defend Trump's admission that he sexually assaulted women; ignore that he raped his last wife; ignore that he paid a porn star to spank him and have sex with him, then paid her off and lied several times in several ways about it; ignore that he paid a playboy model for sex for years; ignore that he has ridiculed people with disabilities by mimicking one reporter and saying that the Paralympics was hard to watch (many of those athletes lost limbs in combat, by the way); ignore than he has denigrated women and their periods; and ignore his outright bigotry and racism over the years. Yet a few jokes on TV is sooooooooooo disgusting. They just don't know what to do about all of the elites making fun of them.

Give me a damn break.

Caveat: Like BG, I think some things were over the top. I think Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a dirty liar (unlike BG, I think she enjoys her job, and is just as dirty as Trump), but going after someone's appearance is off limits. Especially when there is so much else to talk about.

Assault Rifle 15!

Rage

Anonymous said...

If you like baseball or softball, you'll love this: OU scores AN unconventional run against the "Evil Empire".


#OUstillSUCKS

DFW Godfather ;)

Anonymous said...

8:56: What? You obviously did not see what she said or you are beyond stupid. Wolf had 3 jokes about Sanders. They focused on how much Sanders lies. Sad!

Anonymous said...

Skippy, You said you hated hypocrites...STAY WOKE!!

Anonymous said...

When Rage's head explodes because Trump wins the Nobel Prize, it's going to ruin a perfectly good paper hat. AR-14

Anonymous said...

Rage, you can have a damn break as soon as the noon rush hour is over.

Anonymous said...

The tree should be in quarantine to insure no Euro plant nasties sneak into the good old USA, but it is taken out and planted for the ceremony, then dug up and put back in quarantine? That makes as much sense as an Ebola patient being permitted to go shopping at Wal-Mart to get a few things since they'll be unable to get out for a few weeks.

Our money is on the sapling being chopped up and burned in a WH fireplace after Macron's speech. Somebody gets their feelings hurt easily as DT.

DF CDC Washington D.C. Quarantine Station

Anonymous said...

Robert Wilonsky - a real newshound. Willing to go that extra mile for a story.

DF Blackie Sherrod

Anonymous said...

Is something wonky with the toes on that RTG today? Just wondering.

Df Rex Ryan
df I know feet

Anonymous said...

There's no crab walking around homeplate in baseball! Cut that out!

DF Jimmy Dugan

mzchief said...

Trump Coward: I don't blame Trump for not wanting to subject himself and/or the Office of the President to be the target of a bunch of faeces flinging chimps aka journalists/comedians. However, I truly wish Trump would be more respectful of the Office of the President in his own behaviour.

Not so missing WH tree: Just like any other plant material brought into the US from certain foreign countries, the tree is in quarantine.
Source

Mike Huckabee Hypocrisy: If you can't tell the difference between a "slight" and a personal attack, let me provide an example.

"You can't expect much out of short guys like Barry." vs "You can't trust anything that liar Barry says because he's an unethical, low-life, scum-sucking dirtbag."

NOW! Do you see the difference between a slight and an attack against someone's character?

disclaimer: please note the above example does not reflect my opinion of Barry or short guys but was used merely for demonstration purposes.

Anonymous said...

Let see if I have this right. A convention of a group that celebrates all things gun is meeting in Dallas. Both the President and Vice President of these United States are speaking at the event and they love guns. All the folks attending feel that the problem with keeping folks safe is more guns, not less guns. Yet no guns will be allowed in the hall during the speeches. Isn't this like having a livestock show without livestock because we want to avoid the danger of cowpies? Just asking.

DF Simple Comparisons

Anonymous said...

10:17 - Obiously you didn't HEAR what she said. She made far more than three comments, and many were about SHS's eyes, weight, etc. Bullying at it's finest.

Anonymous said...

The NFL slave trade was happening in Arlington as Dallas was removing Confederate Statues and renaming streets. I hate hypocrites.

Anonymous said...

10:03 - If you like your doctor then you can keep your doctor.

Assault Rifle fifteens!!!

Anonymous said...

While they were calling him a warmonger, a homophobe, and a racist, Donald Trump ended the Korean War, appointed the first gay ambassador to Germany, and got endorsed by Kanye all the same week. #Winning

Anonymous said...

Rage is repeating a bunch of lies about Trump while calling Sanders a liar.

Anonymous said...

2015 - No Collusion
2016 - No Collusion
2017 - No Collusion
January - No Collusion
February - No Collusion
March - No Collusion
April - No Collusion
Yesterday - No Collusion
Today - No Collusion
Tomorrow - No Collusion
Crazy Liberals like Barry- LOOK, COLLUSION!

Anonymous said...

10:17, if she told jokes about how Obama lied then people would still say it was racist.

Besides, didn’t she compare Sanders to an ugly old spinster?

Anonymous said...

11:09, show me one lie. I didn't see one.

11:08, I agree that was wrong. I'll never vote for that damn Obama again!

I see that "thinks Trump is disrespectful" MzChief showed up today. Wonder who will show up tomorrow.

10:25, If Trump gets a Nobel, it will be as deserving as Obama's was.

Assault Rifle 15! Got to go make fries now.

Rage

Anonymous said...

If you like baseball or softball, you'll love this: OU scores AN unconventional run against the "Evil Empire".

D CHE, What's missing? OU

OU still sucks!

DF 3rd Base Coach

Anonymous said...

That's because Kanye is the cultural leader of his people. He is a genius and we should all be listening to him and turning to him for guidance!

Anonymous said...

There is no chance Trump wins the Nobel. No chance in hell. You all need to calm yourselves down now.

Anonymous said...

Rage, I hate to hold up the drive thru line by making your respond, but what was it again that Obammy deserved the Peace Prize for? STAY WOKE!!

Anonymous said...

I think they really must be worried about Cohen ... the National Enquirer has him on the cover calling him a "liar". Trying to cement that thought in before the flip?

wordkyle said...

1210 - I agree. No matter how deserving he may be, the leftist/socialist cabal that runs the Nobel judging process (all hail Obama) will never award the prize to Trump.

The White House Correspondents dinner is a test to see how much those on the right will put up with to stay in good graces with the social circle in DC. Even the WHCA president agreed the comedian went too far, but her targets that didn't walk out after her first blast deserve the public humiliation that they got. The only way to beat the crazies -- and there's a lot of them -- is to not tolerate their crap.

Anonymous said...

12:10 I sure hope you weren't one of those that said he wouldnt win the presidency either.



Anonymous said...

11:09 he has been winning since day one!

Anonymous said...

Breaking news on the Iran deal....looks like Obama and his crew really got taken on that deal!

Anonymous said...

11:05: please provide the minute mark where Wolf called Sanders fat. You can't, because it didn't happen. The only comment Wolf made about Sender's appearance was related to lies and a smoky eyeliner. Calling someone Aunt Lydia, means that a woman is complacent in maintaining a regime via lies and torture. Sounds pretty apt for Sanders, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

So DJT is now in a joint press conference with President Buhari of Nigeria. Predicted line of questioning is:

Reporter: President Buhari, how do you feel living in a shithole country?

Buhari: Where would you get such a stupid idea?

Reporter: From the president of the United States.

Buhari: [puzzled glance to the right]

DJT: [Purse lips and glower]


Gary the Graboid

Anonymous said...

“Women attacking conservative women for their looks and their jobs It’s shameful. #WHCA” Those angry words were tweeted by White House Communications Director Mercedes Schlapp at 11:15 p.m. on the night of the White House Correspondents’ annual dinner.

It was wise that she began her tweet with the caution that the shame was attached to women attacking conservative women. Otherwise, she might have been asked about this:

“Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?”

Those words were spoken by then-candidate Donald Trump about then-rival Carly Fiorina, just one of his uncountable stream of attacks on the looks of women, conservative and otherwise. Trump also retweeted a mocking photograph of the appearance of Heidi Cruz, the wife of candidate Ted Cruz.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry ... I just committed a case of whataboutism.

Anonymous said...

11:21: She compared Sanders to a woman who maintains a regime through lies and torture.

Anonymous said...

LAST WEEK, THE LIBERALS WERE WHINING "WE MUST STOP ALL THIS BULLYING! IT IS INSENSITIVE AND OFFENSIVE!"
THIS WEEK, ALL I'M HEARING IS "CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE?"

TF ANTI-RAGE

Anonymous said...

That was my point, dumbass.

Rage

Anonymous said...

That Star Telegram article was deemed incorrect reporting the baby was in a booster seat. Fox 4 made the original mistake and corrected it to be a backseat forward pointing baby car seat. Yeah, those city people think any truck that has a dual cabin are large...unlike the tank like trucks driven in Wise County.

Anonymous said...

I think they are building high-end apartments in Ft Worth & Dallas and building the section 8 apartments in the suburbs to accommodate the surge of the people who can't afford the higher rent....truth...and sad because it is happening here too.

Anonymous said...

RTG: Good job BG. And, today is her birthday!

Happy Birthday Amber!!!

https://twitter.com/DobbsAmber/media?lang=en

Anonymous said...

If bringing a nuclear maniac down without firing a shot, does not get him the Nobel Peace Prize, then who does deserve it? and for what?

This could prove that it is all rigged to show favoritism to the global elitists.

Anonymous said...

Fake news!!

Anonymous said...

Rage, your points are as sharp as a bowling ball. Now get back to work, those fries aren't going to cook themselves. STAY WORK!!

Anonymous said...

Really the simplest way to figure out who are good guys and bad guys are right now is to look at who talks about ideas and who talks about people.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Stormy Daniels gave Wilonsky a Lowensky? I'll have to tune in to CNN. She is all they talk about. They should change their name to TMZCNN.

Anonymous said...

So some of Trump's minions get their feelings hurt by the rude humor at the White House Press Dinner? Well, given who they work for, if you lie down with dogs you have to expect to get up with flees.

DF Old Sayings Are The Best Sayings

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised the butt-hurt President didn't have me disassembled and shipped back to Paris after Macron's visit.

DF The Statue of Liberty
df New York Harbor

Anonymous said...

North Korea's leader doing a photo op with South Korea's leader and technically declaring a war "over" doesn't make Trump worthy of the Nobel. N. Korea hasn't yet dissolved their nuclear weapons program. They won't. Even if they say they have, they won't let in the inspections team in to verify it. They haven't opened their borders or held free elections. Trump has done nothing to earn the award. Sabre rattling isn't worthy of Nobel. And don't bring up Obama's award. Who cares? The whaddaboutism here is crazy.

Anonymous said...

1:58 PM - How is Kim Jong Un "down"? How is he no longer a nuclear threat? Un is still a maniac, he's still in power and his nuclear program is still on track. But, yeah, the award is all "rigged" against Trump. That's what matters here.

Anonymous said...

Trump's brilliant foreign policy has brought them to the negotiating table, in a few months he will have them denuclearized. #Winning!

Anonymous said...

I use Frontline so your dumb old saying in invalid!!!!

Anonymous said...

2:50, Trump didn't have to pay NOKO 150 billion dollars in gold bullion like a former liberal weenie did to Iran that instead of shutting down their nuclear program is ramping up and not letting inspectors in. You got a big brown spot on your nose.

Anonymous said...

All the Decatur cops that are going to guard the high school today need to turn in their guns because they are going to be in a liberal weenie gun free zone. They will all be wielding pink plastic baseball bats instead.

Anonymous said...

About the White House correspondents dinner and the so called comedian. Debbie Wassaman Shultz shouldn't quit her day job.

Anonymous said...

1. NK is known for its Crazy Ivans. To assume there will be peace at all is putting the cart way before the horse.

2. Un thinking that Trump is so crazy that he'd better run to SK for some shelter doesn't mean Trump helped broker a peace. It means even a crazy ass child molestor like Un thinks Trump is crazy so he better go looking for friends.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Barry if you want me to I’ll ask the little woman for you next time if you are afraid to ask if you can go to the strip joint

MAGA President Trump is still Winning

Anonymous said...

How about Dennis Rodman receiving the Nobel Peace Prize? He actually met with Little Rocket Man.

DF Charles Barkley & Magic Johnson

Ernest T said...

I long for the days when you could listen to a monologue from Jay Leno. He could make fun of the President and you would laugh and his monologue wasn't all hate-filled bullying like Saturday night.

Anonymous said...

3:09PM - Oh, so it's "what about Obama"? Great retort. Is that all you got?

Anonymous said...

It is all he needs!

Anonymous said...

"I long for the days when you could listen to a monologue from Jay Leno."

Those days never existed. He was always awful.

Anonymous said...

Whataboutisms is the greatest defense of whiny Rightist Trump __________ suckers.

Anonymous said...

4:31, You might want to keep up with current events and watch what Netanyahu said today about the Iranian nuclear program. Is that all you got?

wordkyle said...

107 - You're right. I agree that Donald Trump is fair game to poke with a stick. So what did Sarah Saunders do to be demeaned for her appearance?

Harry Hamid said...

I've never actually watched this correspondent's dinner thing (I'm not saying I have a life or anything, but people watch that crap?). But I thought people who got offended this easily were all liberals and referred to as "snowflakes" getting "triggered".

Do we win something if we're the first person offended today? If we are, let me know, because I really want to win something.

It's going to be alright. It's going to be alright...

Anonymous said...

4:31 - No Nukes for Obama’s idealized fathers!!!!

Anonymous said...

Does anybody remember who they were before they ended up like this?