The Campaign For DA

5.04.2018

Random Friday Morning Thoughts


  • The Jason Witten retirement press conference was fantastic. But someone needs to explain this to me: "Jason Witten to Jerry Jones:  'From you I learned to never circumcise a mosquito.'"
  • Now we learn that the Russians were behind Jade Helm and our Texas governor bought into it. 
  • They stole another sign! 
  • The outgoing DA in Waco has dismissed 15 more Twin Peaks Biker cases. His decision to indict everyone and not understand that he couldn't prove the cases will forever make him a laughingstock. The morale in the DA's office has to be at an all time low. 
  • My guess is that he's finally dismissing these cases, yet slowly, because he knows the new DA will do it in his first month in office and hold a press conference about what a travesty of justice occurred. That would crush the outgoing DA's reputation even more -- assuming that is possible. 
  • From a couple of days ago: 
  • The College Sophomore Not In The House came home from school last night and immediately told me she was a College Junior. I used to joke with Mrs. LL that "they grow up so fast." I had no idea how true that statement was. 
  • Funny moment at the courthouse yesterday when an employee (and friend) said something I vehemently disagreed with when I was in a different room and, when she saw me walk around the corner, look up at me and said, "I better shut up." 
  • Wow: Peter King, the sportswriter who has made a living out of writing jibberish, is moving to NBC from Sports Illustrated. 
  • There was a hung jury in Wise County this week on the lowest level of felony drug possession. I'm told the jury was split 8-4, but I don't know if that is 8 for guilty or 8 for not guilty. David Pearson was the defense lawyer with a little assistance from Paul Belew. I know nothing about the facts of the case. 
  • Trump is going to speak at the NRA Convention in Dallas today. There is no question he will go "off script" because he's under so much pressure. I bet he says something insane because he'll get riled up by a crowd that loves him. 

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

What time are you going there to protest our President?

President Trump still Winning
NRA still Winning

Anonymous said...

Witten was poking fun at Jerry for an expression Jerry used a few years ago meant to mean that there's no point in continuing to do something that's ridiculously unnecessary.

Anonymous said...

The mosquito comment is just a saying. If you see someone cleaning a car windshield for an hour, and using a full roll of paper towels and a container of Windex to do it, you might go out there and say that expression.

SpanishWarDonkey said...

Re: mosquito genitallia. Don't get stuck on the small things. See the big picture. Say what you will about Jerry, but the man turned $140M into $5B in 30 years and built the biggest sports brand on the planet. You only accomplish that by focusing on the big picture.

Anonymous said...

Anyone hear a story of the Chico Super sneaking around the boys locker rooms? My son came home last night and said all the boys are freaked out by it. It could be just rumor but he swears they caught him in there. I am not stating a fact I am just asking if anyone has heard that?

DentonDude said...

Never circumcise a mosquito= don't get overwhelmed by the small, unimportant details.

Anonymous said...

Trump should not go to Dallas. Waste of taxpayers dollars.

Anonymous said...

Much, much better on the RTG! A classically pretty young woman ... and no tats!!

Anonymous said...

"Never circumcise a mosquito", we always used to say "Polishing rat turds".

Anonymous said...

Obama's Legacy - 8 years: Putting men in women's bathrooms, helping fund Iran's terrorism, and creating a war on our police.

Trump's Legacy - 1 year: Bringing jobs back, bringing massive wealth back, denuclearizing North Korea, dismantling ISIS, exposing the swamp, & MAGA!

Anonymous said...

US Unemployment rate down to 3.9% lowest in 18 years. Wages grew a strong 2.6% (y/o/y).
While the MSM reports focus on Russia and a porn star, TRUMP is turning in an amazing economic performance.
And NoKo is still on the table. #WINNING

Anonymous said...

Spanish War Donkey continues to glorify and reinforce the acceptability of sexual torture of women. Very sad.

Anonymous said...

DF Bill Dance said: I was wonderin' where that two ball spinner lure had gotten to.

Anonymous said...

"Now we learn that the Russians were behind Jade Helm and our Texas governor bought into it"

I think you are half correct. It is my belief that the governor was complicit with it. This was a shameless pander to the state's simpletons.
What kind of governor activates the Texas National Guard to oversee UNITED STATES MILITARY OPERATIONS?
There is so much questionable activity from the state tea party groups and the strategies they use - textbook Russian propaganda tactics. All of these well-organized and well-funded tea party groups popped up overnight and they are all very secretive about their origins. Many of these tea party leaders have suspicious backgrounds or questionable professions. In the Mueller indictment, there was a "Texas Tea Party" leader that met with Russians about getting involved in Tea Party campaigning. Who was this person? There have been several attempts from Russia to hack into county voter databases. Ted Cruz using Cambridge Analytica, which might have been the facilitator in Russian meddling in the 2106 election. I now question the legitimacy of the primary results that have tea party candidates - particularly one involving a worthless state representative out of the HEB area. The "Heart of Texas" Facebook group is only ONE example of closed FB groups with Russian origins. There are countless others manipulating people into thinking that their "freedoms are being imposed upon".

I think this is just the tip of the iceberg

DFW Godfather

#RussiansInTexas


Anonymous said...

Rhome Truckstop: where old trucks go to die.

DF Elephant Graveyard

Anonymous said...

I am sure President Trump will present a very informative and erudite speech in Dallas today. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can't even type that without breaking up.

DF Ozzy Osborne
df the Crazy Train

Anonymous said...

The only thing better than Trump coming to Dallas? Trump leaving Dallas.

DF DFW Chamber of Commerce

Bear said...

So the Governor getting duped by Russians is a big deal.

But the entire Democrat party (and followers) getting duped by Russians (Uranium deal and fake dossier) is not a big deal?

I hate hypocrites. Don't you?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Trump will ever be invited the National Scissor Association(Planned Parenthood) to speak? It would be good for him to point out that they kill a LOT more people(innocent babies in the womb) than guns do that is subsidized by American tax payers. But liberal weenies only care about school children.

Anonymous said...

Note to self....stop circumcising mosquitos, move onto circumcising bigger insects

Anonymous said...

Leftism is a Death Cult.

Anonymous said...

I always liked "pole-vaultin' over mouse turds" as an example of excess

Anonymous said...

Wow: Peter King, the sportswriter who has made a living out of writing jibberish, is moving to NBC from Sports Illustrated.

Wow: Skippy Finfrock, the ambulance chasing attorney who bangs out a jibberish fake news blog like a monkey on a typewriter, got a small gig as a municipal judge.

Anonymous said...

Hey Skippy, STAY WOKE!! Has Trump launched nukes into North Korea yet? Has Trump fired Sessions yet?

Anonymous said...

Trump did more in his first year that most presidents did in ten hours

Anonymous said...

11:36

Have not heard about a fake dossier. I've heard about the Steele Dossier, which is proving to true.

Anonymous said...

Folks, if y'all don't think Trump has paid for an abortion or twelve, well, you're dumber than I think you are. And that's bad.

Anonymous said...

how can it be a rumor if your son saw it. and you say you are not stating a fact.you sir/mam are the problem in our community, keeping the pot stirred up.

Anonymous said...

The people’s choice !

Anonymous said...

It was not the Texas National Guard - it was the Texas State Guard - a group with no powers made up mostly of old gun nuts who want to play army. Completely volunteer and useless.

Anonymous said...

Rhome Loves truck stop and taco casa- the best places to to trade tacos to lot lizards.

Anonymous said...

Mindless, Yahoo loving Cheetoh eaters are pretty easy when trying to create "hysteria" because their first reaction upon seeing a "report" that to any thinking person would be dismissed as ridiculous, is instead to share it with as many others as possible immediately as gospel, and so on.

Anonymous said...

11:37 - The Satanic Left’s only concern is gaining more power.

Anonymous said...

Trump is awesome.

Anonymous said...

Barry, where's Barry? You're endorsed. I fully endorse you.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, did all the trolls finally get to Barry? He's been really, really slow about clearing comments the last few days.

Anonymous said...

Either this is Yogi Berra Logic or Trump already knows the result of the Mueller investigation before we all do...

At the NRA convention in Dallas today, Trump said: "Your Second Amendment rights are under siege, but they will never, ever be under siege as long as I’m your President."

Anonymous said...

Never circumcise a mosquito is meant to be taken literally like you do with "pound the rock"!

Anonymous said...

12:39 - Wrong.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to thank Mr. Dance for confirming my suspicions that the trinkets adorning the BBs on some RTGs were in fact manufactured by the strike king lure company.

DF Largemouth Bass