The Campaign For DA

12.16.2015

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts



  • If you like politics, the Republican debate last night was beyond entertaining. Every time it came for Trump to speak I sat up. And, man, he delivered. I'm beginning to believe he might be a master politician and that he will win the Republican nomination. This is insane. 
  • The debate was in The Venetian in Las Vegas which is crazy in itself. Mrs. LL and I stayed there the night before we went and got married in the Little White Chapel.  One of the reasons we chose that the "chapel" was because Britney Spears got liquored up one night and got married there. We thought it would be a funny bit. We like bits.
  • And as the debate started, CNN turned the camera to the audience and focused in on, wait for it, Wayne Newton. I truly laughed out loud. 
  • There is another lawyer in Decatur who got married in the Little White Chapel.
  • Coincidentally, Mrs. LL and I watched Leaving Las Vegas Honeymoon in Vegas (with Nicolas Cage and Sarah Jessica Parker) again this weekend. I think that movie is very, very underrated.  
  • Hey, I'm on the front page of the Messenger!  (But below the fold! You kidding me? Mr. Eaton! What have I ever done to you!? Wait. Don't answer that.)  
  • There is no more Leap of Faith than going "off the record" with a reporter. But I trusted her, and she kept her word. 
  • I may have made my boldest statement in the history of ever yesterday when Messenger photographer, the "great Joe Duty", came over to my office to take my photo. I told him, "I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but this is what I want." For a second I was living the life of Zoolander.
  • And with all the politics going on, I also feel like I'm living a redneck version of House of Cards.
  • The home flooring remodeling project continues. The entire downstairs is now off limits as the tile is being settled. We are all now hostages upstairs. And I think Family Cat is so mad that I'm afraid she's about to go "call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' [alley cats], who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy . . .  I'ma get medieval." And I'm not kidding. That cat is mad because she doesn't get to roam where ever she wants. She wakes us up in the middle of the night with the loudest "meows" ever. 




41 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's Wednesday, McFly.

Anonymous said...

I'm just glad this country welcomes Sharia Law:


Carolyn Walker-Diallo, Muslim judge, sworn in on Koran in Brooklyn

Anonymous said...

My fav part was Rand gutting that fat, stromboli eating hog from Jersey on the shooting down of Ruskie planes.
Accolades to Cruz for standing strong on the NDAA issue--the public doesn't realize the implications of that little jewel --and Rubio flat-assed lied about what it can do and what it means to our due process.
Rubio scares the living &**! out of me--he is a Big Brother loving-war hawk who has never met a wetback he didn't like.

I am not Sam, but I love green eggs and ham.

Anonymous said...

Stayed in the hotel before getting married? Yeah, those aren't Republican values.

Anonymous said...

Bits are fun.

Anonymous said...

Nothing can match the insanity of electing a man named Barrack Hussein Obama who promised to "fundamentally transform the United States of America."

Anonymous said...

Newton probably thought he was attending his weekly bankruptcy support group!!!

My heart says danke schoen
Danke schoen, auf wiedersehen
Danke schoen

Anonymous said...

8:49(a) Have you fondled your sisters breasts today?

Anonymous said...

I like tits....I mean bits!!

Anonymous said...

Not Sam, have you poured your own concrete lately?

Anonymous said...

3.5 million dollar indoor facility? How many playoff games has Fuller won? So we give his wife a communication directors job, why do we need that in a small school? I bet that is costing us 80k or more. We change our logo to that ugly cartoon D, no playoff wins , again we hire a lady whose husband has zero communication skills, did I say no playoff wins, no discipline but for some reason this board continues to spend the money. Being back story

Anonymous said...

Leaving Las Vegas is a great movie, but it's Elisabeth Shue, not Sarah Jessica Parker, starring with Nicolas Cage.

Anonymous said...

Ok, Mr. Would Be DA. I just might vote for ya, but you gotta give me a reason. Ive got a legit inquiry- how would you handle this whole Ethan "Affluenza Boy" Couch situation? The kid weasles his way into probation, violates that order, and now he's on the lam with his mama. Would you prosecute her for harboring him? Do you feel it's time that the young man pays the fiddler, or do you put him back on the streets?

Mr Green, you have the floor....

Triple Fake... said...

If you're perking up and are thoroughly entertained by watching Trumpy the Clown, then you're part of the problem. I realize how much fun it can be to watch his antics, but somebody has got to clean up all the spilled soda and sticky cotton candy you kids left behind. Plus, there's the matter of the metaphorical leavings of a large circus animal, to paraphrase Norm Hitzges. (I'm referring to the GOP elephant here)
By feeding his (Trump's, not Norm's) massive ego, you're almost as bad as the folks who actively support him.
The people that support him are fools, and the people that find it amusing are clueless if they don't see how this will have a negative effect on the future of politics.
And yeah, I poked a little fun at him a few times on here, but the situation has gone from funny-haha to funny-sad

Anonymous said...

9:07
Haven't had any poured lately, but we did have a big patio with flagstone, a braii fire pit and outdoor shower put in by a guy that is fifth generation citizen along with his two sons--yes they are LATINO, but are CITIZENS--not in the sense that the regime is trying to steer us to in concept--but the actual item.
Those citizen construction workers do exist-for anyone that takes the time and effort to seek them out--and your premise and argument is tired and quite honestly, moot in the real world. You pay for a dime for a Pulte or Perry home --you get what you pay for.
There is a builder that I contract for that has a "calling card" that is 100% percent -No wetback labor.
He has a two year waiting list-- and his product is the absolute best home money can buy--and I have been in this business for 30 yrs now. He exists in the geographical location referred to as El Valle no less.
The other builders that are wetback labor can throw a product out in 90-120 days and the proof is in the pudding--because when Dolly rolled through here in 08--their homes had the snot torn out of them and the first builder I referred to was not fixing his previous homes hardly at all--he was assisting the owners of the "other" group.
Nice try on the logic that no one will pick our lettuce argument--but this thing with deporting the wets can be accomplished--an executive order instructing all employers that they have 90 days to vet every employee in their business through a database and on the 91st day you will be fined into oblivion --will do the trick through attrition. Of course the first year or two will be tough for the Klingons because of property crime and such--but the juice is worth the squeeze.

I am not Sam, but I love green eggs and ham.

Anonymous said...

Getting married at a white trash chapel in Las Vegas is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the candidates caught my show while in Vegas.

DF Celine Dion

Anonymous said...

Did anybody bet on black last night?

DF Barack

Anonymous said...

I look forward to taking the oath holding the Bhagavad Gita.

DF Future Judge Sammy "Krishna" Vishnu

Anonymous said...

Triple-fake ---

Politics is what got us into the mess we're in now dumb-ass.

Anonymous said...

907
Pour your own damned concrete, puss.

Anonymous said...

Sam, I bet you hated me and my actions in office.

DF Ronald "Gave 3 Million Mexicans Amnesty" Reagan

Anonymous said...

House of Cards...are you kidding! I think you are going a little cray cray! Life is not a movie...it's real with real people in hard times...and you make jokes...I decided...no I will not vote for you...even if the whole court house is a bunch of unprofessional jokesters.

Anonymous said...

Something on your blog is really hanging up my browser today.

Anonymous said...

Funny sad?

Not to Democrats...

Anonymous said...

buck-ees makes me moist

Anonymous said...

Looks like Affluenza teen Ethan Crouch is missing.

Story here http://bit.ly/1YkndYY

Anonymous said...

Not Sam, did you read Mein Kampf today?

Anonymous said...

9:13 I haven't read Fuller ' s employment contract but I'm pretty sure he doesn't get to take the facility with him when he goes.

Anonymous said...

10:32
No real love for Reagan--that kinda of kneepad wearing love and fondness I will leave to the Rubio-Jeb type of Repub that I despise. Reagan did some good things, but he really $--! the bed with the amnesty move. Sending the Aaardvarks in on Kadafi was kinda neat though.

12:53
Reading "I am Pilgrim" by Terry Hayes --just about done.
One of the best I have read in a long, long time. Afraid the analogies that are present in the book in relation to today's events and the overall length may be a little much for you to overcome though.

Anonymous said...

Not Sam, Pilgrim was a Mexican who crossed the border as a child. That is why he concealed his identity as a youngster. Oh, BTW, the book has an artistic ending...just leaves you hangin'!

Anonymous said...

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross!

Anonymous said...

Nice try 2:40
More likely to be wearing a thong and carrying a rainbow flag with glittery eye shadow on.

Anonymous said...

3:37 That is a different "ism"!

Anonymous said...

Sending the Aaardvarks in on Kadafi was kinda neat though.- 1:26

What about the cut and run from Beirut?

Anonymous said...

Don't look now, but Fascism has already arrived and it's a tall, skinny black man from Kenya.

Rusty said...

“This is almost a social experiment,” he said. “In 2015, can a crazy guy in his 50s run a blog, post pictures of women in bikinis and win, or at least come close?"

Line of the day, counselor. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

You white boys better start pouring your own concrete. Look what not picking your own cotton got you.

Anonymous said...

I notice that the girls Barry posts every day have really improved in quality since he has entered the election.

Anonymous said...

4:30 What political clout does Daniel Adongo have?

Anonymous said...

Barry,

I just checked out the Twitter page of Texas Supreme Court Justice Don Willett. It had the following:

Supreme Court Justice & Tweeter Laureate of Texas. Former rodeo bull rider. Fluent in legalese. Extravagantly blessed husband & cofounder of 3 wee Willetts.

If you win the DA race, will you automatically become the Wise Blog Laureate, or is there a test to take?

DF Bill Gates Ballmer Allen