The Campaign For DA

12.07.2015

Breaking: Man Has Been Called By God To Run For Wise County Sheriff

Photo stolen from the great Joe Duty

Excerpts from this week's Messenger:

On deciding to run for office "He didn’t hear anything for a few weeks, but while driving back from his mom’s house in Slidell one day, listening to a Christian program on the radio, Brandon Davis said he got his answer. “It said this was the platform I want you to use to spread my Gospel,” Davis said. “And I can’t argue with that.”

“If God wants me to be the sheriff, I’m going to be the sheriff, it doesn’t matter who votes. That’s just the bottom line. And it may not be His mission for me. But nonetheless, I’ve been called to do it,”

(Credit to the person who emailed the article with the subject line being: "Welcome to Crazy Town")

P.S. Everyone go buy a copy of the paper in order to keep them from suing me.

87 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy $#*! this is nonsensical:

“If God wants me to be the sheriff, I’m going to be the sheriff, it doesn’t matter who votes. That’s just the bottom line. And it may not be His mission for me. But nonetheless, I’ve been called to do it,"

Reminds me of this gem:

http://www.adweek.com/tvspy/mayoral-candidate-tells-toledo-station-god-sent-me-then-speaks-in-tongues/157469

Anonymous said...

The last time I worked elections, no heavenly angels messed with the voting! God does not decide elections! It is going to be interesting as Wise county will probably be making the news. God talked to Moses in a burning bush so I'm curios how this candidate got the message to go file for office?

Anonymous said...

So....maybe he's just going to start being Sheriff if he wins or loses?

Didn't someone else in the past try to play Deputy Sheriff while they were a Constable?

Anonymous said...

This asshat is 100% wheels off crazy.

Anonymous said...

What BS.....God told me last night he wanted me to be Sheriff....what a poser.

Anonymous said...

Doomed!! We are all Doomed..

Anonymous said...

If you think he's crazy, you should meet his wife! I, uh ...."dated" her right after her first ol man ran out on her, when she lived on N Miller.. Bat-shit-cookoo-cray. Rhome deserves that duo, fo sho!

Anonymous said...

I am here to spread the Word of my Father. With a badge & a gun.

DF Sheriff Jesus

Anonymous said...

The Lord spoke to me and told me to cast off those unclean garments, one at a time. I was also to dance to celebrate Love and accept gestures of Love from those gathered around me. Preferably in Ones and Fives, but larger signs of Love also accepted. Yes, the Lord spoke very clearly.

DF Trixie - Now Appearing on Stage Three

Anonymous said...

Brandon is looking a lot like former Mayor Louis Godfrey. Put a side by side picture up. Same unshaven face and glasses.

Anonymous said...

He wants to be Sherriff so he can spread the gospel?

Anonymous said...

I will vote for him because of this posting and the hatred that it shows for Christianity. Meanwhile I hear nothing but silence from you for the Muslims who killed 14 people.

Anonymous said...

Nonsensical? What actual Christian would not absolutely believe this is correct? If God is in charge of all things, and all things happen according to the plan....then why is this candidate "crazy" for simply being "all in", for a refreshing change, on what it means to actually believe in God. Too many fake Christians out there.

Anonymous said...

Why is he crazy? If you call him out as crazy, then you need to be poking your head into every church and screaming out "you are all nuts".

Anonymous said...

lol that is funny!!!!

Anonymous said...

The God card. Play it and it cannot be trumped. It does not mean it will allow you to win the game or discourage your opponent.

It can actually be used against you if not viable.

And people who receive a God card sometimes don't feel it's necessary to use it to publicize what they're called to do.

We don't have to announce God's will in order to do it.

Anonymous said...

They ridiculed and crucified Jesus too :(

Anonymous said...

This may all be true, but it doesn't change the fact that Julio's in Chico has some of the best Mexican food in Wise County.

Anonymous said...

No dab blabbett.... I said the sheriff is a nigg------(bell ringing)------He said the sheriff is getting nearer!!! No!!!! he is a nigg------bell ringing

DF Sheriff Bart
Blazing Saddles

Anonymous said...

just seeing his antics on wfaa and his brandon davis band playing in total shit hole dives along with the drunks he associates with at bonos is enough to not vote for him

Anonymous said...

Read the Rhome open records request he submitted. Harassing the townspeople, flipping the middle finger to former mayors, and using foul language is not very Christian at all. Beware of this false prophet. The Devil was once a beautiful angel.

Anonymous said...

You are confusing stupidity and Christianity again!!!

Anonymous said...

Not a bad idea!

Anonymous said...

This man is about as godly as a violent biker gang. DPS should have helicopter surveillance on him rather than a harmless toy run. He is way more dangerous to society.

Anonymous said...

Can Davis walk on water?

Anonymous said...

You are all nuts!!!!.

Well, this isn't a church, but it's a good start.

Anonymous said...

It sure hurts when you see your own brand of crazy on full display I guess. Folks that are "all-in" are how you end up with ISIS or an abortion clinic bomber. If society tolerates this then group mentality kicks in and the next guy up has top this with what God "called" him to do.

Anonymous said...

This is the year 2015 ........right?

Anonymous said...

Will definitely be voting as a Democrat for Sheriff for the first time.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry. God's plan was for Scott Walker to run for president. That turned out okay, so this probably will, too. Right??

Anonymous said...

12:23 -

"A blog post that 'hates' Christianity" seems like a good enough reason to vote for someone. Sound logic, there.

Also, please note that the blog post (and the vast majority of the comments) don't hate Christianity. They're hating on someone using God/Christianity for personal gain. Seems like Jesus was pretty against that, too.

But by all means, enjoy your moral superiority gained through your lack of reading comprehension.

Anonymous said...

How did 1:05 know that God called me to have lunch at Julio's in Chico? I didn't tell anyone.

Anonymous said...

According to the article, over 100 people "asked" him to run for sheriff.

Apparently, none of them comment on this blog.

DF Deputy God Santa Codsack said...

Between this and the poor mistreated toy run bikers, my head is about to explode.

Anonymous said...

1:44

Yes...2015....but....

We are talking Wise county and specifically Rhome, so maybe there is some kind of time warp or worm hole at work here.

Anonymous said...

He could have at least went out a got a clean cowboy hat for his picture....

Anonymous said...

You can quote all the Bible verses you want to. God knows you're an asshole, and so does everybody else.

Anonymous said...

That hat looks like it came off the floor of Filthy McNasty's, and he looks like Louis Godfrey's twin. Whoever sold him that jacket and tie had a sick sense of humor!

Anonymous said...

Thats not a dirty hat, its the shit he has for brains starting to leak thru.

Anonymous said...

My priority as Sheriff will be to ensure we as a team (Police and Civilian) are prepared so that we can prevent homegrown acts of murder and terrorism. I will bring my 20 years of military experience to the fight. We will NOT be victims!!!!!!!!

Direct quote from his FB page. This dude is nuttier than a squirrel turd.

Anonymous said...

We're Drugs or Alcohol involved?

Anonymous said...

I think he's an idiot for. Believing he can win, with his campus police and rhome pd experience, over a retired Texas Ranger and former captain at Wise Co Sheriff's Office

Anonymous said...

Slidell - We make Newark look like Houston's River Oaks district!

Anonymous said...

Jesus, Mary and Joseph told me to vote as many times as I could for whoever is running against this guy.

Anonymous said...

If he doesn't win, then we can all safely say there is no god. And the stupid wasting of time and prejudice on Sunday and Wednesday night can end. And ISIS and fold. And Jews can share the money.

Anonymous said...

He didn't hear God talking till he slugged down that fifth of Kentucky Deluxe.

Anonymous said...

Getcha popcorn ready. This election is gonna be like watchin a retard hump a doorknob!!!

Elbert Elmerr said...

Fort Worth is having some nuttiness of their own.

It's rumored that some folks are lobbying for the pig subway in the Fort Worth Stockyards to be named in honor of Fort Worth's favorite pig, Bud the Dud Kennedy. The campaign is called #DoItForDud if you can believe the rumors. The pig subway is a tunnel or underground corridor where pigs & sheep were herded to the Fort Worth Stockyards' slaughter houses. The tunnel is still there.

I don't know if this is true, but let's #DoItForDud everybody!!

jeterville flasher said...

Only in wise county

Anonymous said...

Beard- check
Weapons- check
Religious fanatic- check

If you see something, say something.

DF Dept. of Homeland Security

Bear said...

Sometimes people mistake their own desire for something as a calling from God. That is the fine line we tread.

Usually a calling from God is something you don't personally want to do, but the urge to do it is stronger than your desire not to.

Anonymous said...

Does that mean IF he won joann Wilson will TRY to run Decatur too!

Anonymous said...

LOL.....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HIS POLITICAL VIEWS ARE, AND I QUOTE..."WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE AT THE TIME" Wise County ain't got time for you.....go play your guitar and stop being a little attention whore!

Anonymous said...

If God wants him to run, then maybe God will vote for him.

Wait....is God registered to vote in Wise county?

Anonymous said...

That dumb ass councilman that always has his nose up Brandon's ass has a better chance of being elected sheriff

Anonymous said...

The Rhome City Council had better get a clue and fire this idiot before he kills someone in the name of Jesus. It's safe to say Wilson, Moore, Robertson, and the rest of the bunch have gone just as bonkers for keeping him.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad I'm now out of Wise Co. I sure hope you guys can actually get out and vote for a better candidate than this apparent nut case. Otherwise your very negative reputation will be further reinforced.

Anonymous said...

This guy has a medical discharge and is police chief? They need to evaluate his mental stability before he goes bananas.

Anonymous said...

joe duty is great.

Anonymous said...

Does this mean he will pull me over for playing my Arabic Rock & Cairo Dance Music too loud driving down Hwy 51?

DF Ali Ben Baba, the Dr. Dre of Egypt

Anonymous said...

He looks kind of retarded. I cannot believe you people- making fun of a retard. Didn't your mom teach you any better?

Anonymous said...

Rhome Forward!

Anonymous said...

It's idiots like this buffoon that give cops a bad name. The fact other cops aren't calling him out just re enforces the stereotype.

mzchief said...

All I got from Davis' comment was that he wants a badge and a gun to spread his brand of religion. I'm pretty sure I've read, SOMEWHERE, that the government can't force religion on the people.

BTW...The ONLY reason I bought a subscription, a while back, to the Wise County Messenger was because of the tidbits of crazy mentioned on Liberally Lean.

Anonymous said...

This idiot is why people are going to vote for the Rhome tax rollback. Pat yourself on the back Rhome City Council

Anonymous said...

Just ask any former Rhome cop about him. The ones that went to the Sheriff's office will gladly tell you about him and the scumbags on the city council that empower his hideous behavior towards citizens he dislikes.

Anonymous said...

I think he just got Lane Akin elected :)

Anonymous said...

Not only has he got Akin elected, he just pissed all over his buddies on the city council. Everyone is talking about this and voting yes to the tax rollback election. His mouth just cut off his funding and cost his council 5 k in election fees. Rhome Forward!

Anonymous said...

3:13 This is the greatest comment EVER! So glad this moron is not the only person running for Sheriff.

Anonymous said...

Lane Akin was never in jeopardy of losing.

DF Capt. Woodrow F. Call

Anonymous said...

That goatee doesn't make your fat head look any thinner, bo-ay

Anonymous said...

There's got to be a Mall needing his services.


DF Paul Blart

Anonymous said...

Brandon Shawn Davis is the most ungodly person there is. For people who r Godly do not threaten people and co conspire with the cities counsel.Gidly people do not harass others. Maybe his PTSD and unstable mind called him to ruin for sherriff. The town is is police chief of is a product of how good he can do. He broke the town. Hell he is a danger to society open your eyes people. He probably owns stock in shovels because he is full of it

Anonymous said...

A frikkin men

Anonymous said...

Amen

Anonymous said...

His first day to to speak to "his" officers after he conspired to get rid of the previous Chief........ He spent the better half of the meeting telling them how great he is and had laimbrain excuses how he "lost, quit, told to leave" whatever, at his previous jobs. True leaders don't have to make excuses for their past nor feel like they have to explain why past employers and employees had it out for him. Sad part is he was able to show the leadership in Rhome. Wait..... He will self distruct. Just listen and observe how he conducts himself.

Anonymous said...

Now that he's running for public office someone should do a "real" background check on this turd. No one at that department did a background on Davis. If they did he wouldn't be there now.

Anonymous said...

Call Stanley Steamer and find out why he was fired.

Anonymous said...

He couldn't even hold a job at Sanford oil. Leave it to Rhome to hire this Wacko

Anonymous said...

Brandon Davis 666. The Rhome antichrist

Anonymous said...

That Bio in the Messenger leaves so much out. Do a bit of digging. There's a reason he's had so many different jobs and "careers". Is there a reason that he keeps "returning to active duty" and "returning to the military"? He goes to the military to get college paid for....gets out...goes to college on the GI Bill....gets a job as UNT police then leaves to go back to the military at Fort Leonard Wood? Why leave a good job close to home & family to move to MO? Gets back out of the military again for medical reasons....moves back to Texas and works where? Handyman? Security? Red Dirt Band? Then signs up for the Reserves....only to get out again for medical reasons.... Then starts going to Seminary School only to step in as Rhome police chief. Regardless of the truth of the accusations in Rhome, I would question how that much drama could occur in such a short amount of time in area where he is "surrounded" by friends and family.

Anonymous said...

When he uses religion to gain any kind of position or notarity is just plain wrong. Blastphamist! Egotistical male idiot only uses the Lord in vain

Anonymous said...

Agreed. And this is supposed to be a holy man?

Anonymous said...

God spoke to Baalam through his @$$, and here He goes speaking through another @$$ again.

Anonymous said...

BRANDON DAVIS HAS CREATED SO MUCH DRAMA IN RHOME WHY IS HE BEING ALLOWED. TO RUN AS SHERRIFF IS BEYOND ME. HE SCREWED UP RHOME NOW IF HE IS ELECTED. HE WILL SCREW UP ALL OF WISE COUNTY PLEASE DONT LET THAT HAPPEN I URGE ALL WISE COUNTY VOTERS TO GO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR LANE ATKIN

Anonymous said...

That should have been done before hired on as police cheif

Anonymous said...

It's a good thing because I would have ran against and I don't have any law enforcement. Exp but have 15 yrs security exp and could do a better job than Brandon Vote Lane Akin For Wise county Sherriff