The Campaign For DA


Let's Check In On Some Sports

The Astros are on the verge of losing and our idiot Governor congratulates them for winning.
But he knows sports!

And speaking of goofballs, the Rangers' Derek Holland just got shelled in the first two innings. #NeverEverResignHim. He's managed to play in 16 games in two years and has earned $12.8 million for his effort.