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From The Corpus Christi Caller: Ebola!!!!

Odds of it being Ebola: 1 in a Krillion

(And Shaeriff Kaelin is not to be confused with actor Omar Sharif. [Rimshot. Hal Jay wheeze laugh. Rock me]).

Edit: Sheriff does not understand that prematurely screaming "possible Ebola" makes a sheriff look like a moron.