Oh, No! The Official Liberally Lean Baseball Player Has Been Suspended

BREAKING: Orioles 1B Chris Davis has been suspended 25 games after testing positive for amphetamines. pic.twitter.com/m7F2s6eRO7
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) September 12, 2014

Our buddy, Chris responds:

So the guy has ADD and just tried to take a little something to focus -- probably because he likes reading stuff like the Wall Street Journal or War and Peace.  Or maybe he was studying for a test.