Remember This Morning When I Said A USC Cornerback Hurt His Ankles Saving His Nephew?

We might just have our first crazy story of the college football season. A guy from Notre Dame once had a fake girlfriend. A guy from USC may have a fake nephew. Or a nephew who wasn't drowning.

Developing . . .

And we've already got comedy (LaQuan McGowan is a Baylor offensive lineman listed at 6'7", 390):

Why am I in this cast? I just saved LaQuan McGowan from ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace. And no, I will not be taking questions right now
— TinyArtBriles (@TinyArtBriles) August 26, 2014