That Was A Serious Effort

MICHIGAN – A man believed to be high on some mind altering drug, wielding a three inch pipe and claiming to be from the Planet Zoltran lept onto the hood of a Muskegon County police cruiser and smashed the windshield last Sunday night. Two squad cars responded to a complaint about the man trying to break into a home, and both happened to catch it on their dash cams as the suspect jumped onto the hood of the cruiser.

It's pretty gutsy just to contemplate launching yourself into a moving police car, but it's insane to actually execute it. With gusto. 

And Planet Zoltran? Where the heck did he get that from? Oh . . . .