The Easiest Prediction Of A Win Just Happened

Dan Patrick tops David Dewhurst in GOP lieutenant governor race; Ken Paxton over Dan Branch for GOP attorney general http://t.co/349iMdXvhk
— Dallas Morning News (@dallasnews) May 28, 2014

Texas just elected the craziest Lt. Governor in history. And David Dewhurst just cemented his spot as the worst campaigner in history.

We get what we deserve. I'd fasten your seatbelts. The Texas legislature is going to be insane.