Step Aside Delkus, I Got This

[4:00pm CT 5/27] Strong thunderstorm heading towards Bridgeport. Small hail and winds to 50 mph possible #dfwwx
— NWS Fort Worth (@NWSFortWorth) May 27, 2014

And based upon the highly sophisticated instruments I have in my office and by looking out the window, I can now safely predict that Decatur is next.