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1.07.2010

I'm Still In Paradise (The Other One.)


  • Actual pic from this morning (and I wasn't holding the camera). Our group immediately began singing a song by Sir Mix Alot.
  • It's how cold in Wise County? Sheesh.
  • I dreamed last night that a Wise County Grand Jury was about to indict me for something I didn't do. That's right, I'm still being haunted. They no-billed me, by the way --- after 8 hours of deliberations (I'm losing it.)
  • I was in the strongest ocean current ever this morning. Just trying to stand in one place was impossible.
  • I just rode a bike down a dirt road to a wifi spot where I can post this.
  • I went "zip lining" this afternoon. Translated: You take a long beaten up road to the middle of the jungle and then get strapped into a harness and "zip" over 300 yards of cable to the next station (which is simply a platform 100 feet high in a tree.) Then you go to the next one and the next. Probably 15 stations in all. Absolutely incredible. At times, the ground seems miles below.
  • I woke up again this morning to the sound of howler monkeys.
  • If I see another toddler on the back of a motorized scooter I'm gonna ..... oh .....something.
  • My lunch consisted of some meat baked into bread. I have no idea.
  • I ate a homemade peanut butter cup. That wasn't healthy. I no longer cared.
  • Everything is so laid back. You rent a boogie board by going up and handing the guy some money. No forms to fill out. No liability waivers. No deposit. The transaction takes 5 seconds.
  • This is a bustling town with absolutely no jerks. No fights. No loud tables. And it's full of mostly young people.
  • Pearl Jam is on in the background of this place.
  • Now I'm off on a bike in this town which is no bigger than Boyd to try and find The Evil Empire meet its demise. Even down here, I have my priorities.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now we know why Costa Rica. The men have great asses.

Anonymous said...

J. R. always said "Have a back up plan". That babys got back...

How is your back after the zippp-linninng??

Anonymous said...

OMG! I so want to be there!

Anonymous said...

Well...you got your wish.....'Bama OUTSCORED Texas....Texas didn't lose....just got outscored.
I honestly believe had McCoy not gotten taken out of the game Texas would have won. 'Bama didn't show me that much or that they were so much superior.
In a large part, I give the loss to Maxc Brown. All yeear long he played McCoy full games (even when Texas had 50,60+ points) and didn't pull him to give the backup some play time. It was all done to rack up the numbers for McCoy to get the Heisman.
The kid, Griffin, did dog-gone good the 2nd half to bring Texas back to within 3 points of tying the game.
If Griffin could have done that good with poor passing and dropped balls by receivers, imaginf what would have happened had McCoy been able to finish the game...
Congrats to 'Bama. They outscored Texas and that's history.
Next time Texas......
Griffin has nothing to hang his head about, being thrown to the lions after the 5th play of a nationally televised game against the #1 team in a stadium with 96,000 fans and several million watching....cheeeezzzeee.....poor kid.

Anonymous said...

A cold 18 at 6:55 am according to the Dallas Morning News.

Anonymous said...

You're partying on the beach with Kim "junk in the trunk" Kardashian?

Anonymous said...

what town are you in?

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's cold here, but I get so tired of hearing about it from everyone you meet. You'd think these people never felt a little cold here! GEESH, folks, try being a bit further north and stop whining so much about a little cold!

Girl in the pic has a big butt, by the way.

Anonymous said...

How long you gonna be on this Sexpedition?

Anonymous said...

If that pic is your idea of Paradise, count me out.

Ugly rear.

Anonymous said...

Man I wish I had a big butt. I ask for a big butt and a housekeeper every Christmas...but they never come.

Anonymous said...

it is now after 11 am and its a brisk 14 degrees outside! still! we may not get above freezing at all now until sunday... and i must say ~ HOORAY FOR PEARL JAM! i love me some Eddie Vedder!

Anonymous said...

BTW 3 below zero with wind and snow in Omaha.

Something I always noticed in Costa Rica was the sheer number of people under the age of 18...the place is crawling with kids. I think they may be born pregnant.

Anonymous said...

Trust me Dude, leave it all here, somebody will come and take care of your leftover crap. Stay where you are and enjoy life. Hell, you may live down there to be 105. You're not married, anymore, no children, you're aware of, let it go brother, live free.......for the love of God man, don't come back to this madness.

Anonymous said...

didn't she run at the ky derby last year..?

Noevadeaux said...

I hope y'all aren't too depressed when you get home - we don't have many monkeys around here these days, and it's still really cold. It's so cold any wild monkey living around here would surely be dead, unless they found a monkey shelter. Sorry, I don't have one any more. Only roosters for now. Everything except roosters and cows are in the house right now. I am also burning lots of candles....it smells pretty good for the situation we're in.

Anonymous said...

When did you start shaving your legs and wearing a bikini top Bubear?

Anonymous said...

Sorry about Texas loss, but hated the Alabama coach was totally classless in running in the ball at the end when they were going to win anyway. Tickled me his players actually hit him with the Gatorade bucket! And then the kicker missed the extra point, and ruined his long standing record. Yes, there is justice!

Anonymous said...

Hey, how about our King Obama-jama and him sending our CIA agents to track down global warming scientist? And no one watching the terrorists on the planes? This guy is clueless!!!!!

wordkyle said...

Some things happen just as you'd expect. Stay classy, Austin. (Too much to ask? Okay, then do your best.)

Anonymous said...

6:13, I honestly believe that if Sam Bradford had not been knocked out for the season that Texas would not have even been in the game....injury what-ifs don't carry very far when you open it up.

Anonymous said...

6:13, let's replay the title game with a healthy Colt McCoy, but only after we also go back in time and replay the Texas-Oklahoma game and require Texas to beat Oklahoma with a healthy Sam Bradford.

Anonymous said...

No cottage cheese there, what's the problem?

Anonymous said...

"Serenity Now!"

"Hoochie Mamma!"

double fake George Castanza's father

Anonymous said...

Greatest.
Pic.
Ever.

Thin up top...witha healthy butt and orange floss in the canyon.

I'm salivating.

Literally.....I'm salivating.

Anonymous said...

barry remember to have fun while defeating the evil empire

Anonymous said...

she has a great arse

Anonymous said...

5.5