5.12.2006
Last Thought For Friday
After USA Today broke the "government is watching what numbers you dial" story yesterday, the President walked in front of the cameras early in the morning to try and stop the firestorm that was about to erupt. (The text of his short remarks are here). The appearance had to be in response to someone saying, "You gotta get out there!!! We're gonna get killed on this thing!!!"
But he said this: "We're not mining or trolling through the personal lives of millions of innocent Americans. Our efforts are focused on links to al Qaeda and their known affiliates. "
Every time the Administration gets accused of spying on Americans, it always uses lines like that.
Question: If we know which calls are linked to al Qaeda, why don't we just go and pick those people up?
Good Football Man

Mark Cuban is a nut . . .

Where Does Indiana Go?
Drag and drop a state to the correct place on the map.
It's amazingly entertaining.
Big Brother
With the news breaking yesterday that your federal government has been monitoring what phone numbers you have been dialing, a thought occurred to me: How can conservative Republicans, who value their privacy and hate big government, support this President?
And how am I supposed to call 1-800-HOT-ASIAN in peace?
Sports Nugget
5.11.2006
But They Won A National Title!!!
From the UT web site:
"The University of Texas at Austin enjoys the reputation of providing a very liberal and socially progressive environment for its students, faculty and staff. This welcoming environment was recognized in the September 2004 issue of 'Out Magazine' when the University of Texas at Austin was named the best place in the nation for gay men to find a husband."
Proof.
More Proof People Are Crazy
No guy would let two girls knee him in his most private of areas on video. Would he?
My Fifteen Minutes of Anonymous Fame Continues

What Would Tyler Durden Do?

I Don't Watch - But Even I Couldn't Avoid This News

My Life Is Complete
After emailing my self-created 16 second video clip of Jane McGarry to various people at The Ticket yesterday, my life is now complete.
While naked in shower this morning at approximately 6:40 a.m., I got to hear Gordon Keith of The Ticket say "Did anyone hear Jane McGarry the other night?" followed by three, count em, three plays of the exact 16 second clip that I had created.
No other life accomplishment can match that moment. I'm headed to the airport never to be heard from again. Jamaica sounds good.
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