The Campaign For DA

2.13.2018

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts


  • Former Cowboy and Baylor running back Lincoln Coleman has gone missing for the second time in a year. Edit: He's safe. He was in a homeless shelter. 
  • This is real
  • No question that he has never seen Blazing Saddles.
  • Or met this guy:
  • Johnny Football is on a redemption tour. I wish him well, but he'll never be on an NFL roster again. 
  • Trump submitted a $4.4 trillion budget to Congress yesterday which would increase the national debt by $9.84 billion. Fortunately, Congress will ignore it. (And the budget needs a line item of "Cost to print budget.")
  • Random Sports: Frank Reich has been named coach of the Indianapolis Colts. Most remember him as the QB of the Bills who brought the team back from a 35-3 deficit against the Oilers in a playoff game. But did you also know in college he came off the bench for Maryland when Miami had them down 31-0 and he led Maryland to a 42-40 win? 
  • And another. (She's also the wife of a Texas high school athletic director and former Baylor player.)
  • The painting of Obama was unveiled at the "National Portrait Gallery" yesterday. Is that where it will stay? Will there be a different one for the White House? 
  • A Texas police department originally posted this with the phrase "Let the memes begin."
  • The Fort Worth mayor was in Washington yesterday for Trump's announcement of his infrastructure "plan." Question: Who paid for her travel?

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL your Blazing Saddles reference!

Re Johnny Football--I agree that he SHOULD never grace an NFL team's bench, but in this day of EXTREME Idiocracy, I wouldn't count on that!! :-0

Those are Horrible Paintings!! In fact, I think Obama supporters should be shocked!

Anonymous said...

Barry must not know the definition of Anglo-American. Stupid or liar again.

Anonymous said...

The angelo-american sheriff sessions refers to job was to protect the assets and interests of the landed gentry not the common man so the job remains the same.

Anonymous said...

Who paid for her travel ? Who pays for these worthless people you represent ? Who paid for Obama to golf all the time ? Who pays for these illegal immigrants ?

Anonymous said...

Another white Cracka molesting children. What's new. White people love underage kids.....

Anonymous said...

" Trump submitted a $4.4 trillion budget to Congress yesterday which would increase the national debt by $9.84 billion. "

That was a mis-type. It adds $984 billion to the deficit over the next year...not $9.84 billion.

It adds $7 trillion to the deficit over the next ten years.

I'm sure Wordie can fill us in with why that's a good thing now.

Anonymous said...

Obama portrait artist Kehinde Wiley once painted black women decapitating white women.

Anonymous said...

It's almost stunning to me how blatantly the Trump administration throws around their racism and sexism. From "good people on both sides" to "he says he didn't do it", they are almost absolutely unaccountable for their backward attitudes. And it's easy to see why: their supporters are racists and sexists too. Almost without fail, his base is full of the worst our country has to offer.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Now that's just stupid! Trump has played much more golf than any president ever and at a greater cost. Of course like your idiot leader facts mean nothing just another zombie follower of the worst president ever.

Anonymous said...

I'm as frustrated and angry with this administration as the next guy, but the "Anglo-American" thing from Sessions is overblown. There's multiple possible non-racist meanings, so the media would do well to let this go and deal with actual problems. Besides, is there anyone out there who needs this one thing as the final straw to decide that, yep, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is a racist?

SpanishWarDonkey said...

PSA:

Deficit: the amount each year the Feds finance to pay for our crap.

Debt: the TOTAL amount the Feds have financed all time to pay for our crap.

Anonymous said...

The Obama protrait unveiled yesterday is not the official white house protrait. I personally like it, and like the patchwork cotton dress the former first lady wore in her protrait. Didn't vote for him, but can be open minded.

Anonymous said...

Take of your "That's Racist" blinders:

Anglo
a combining form of English :
Anglo-Norman; Anglo-Catholic.

Sheriff
Usually the chief peace officer of a county.
The modern office of sheriff in the United States descends from a one-thousand-year-old English tradition: a "shire-reeve" (shire-keeper) is the oldest appointment of the English crown. Because county governments were typically the first established units of government in newly settled American territories, sheriffs were among the first elected public officials in an area and thus developed a leading role in local law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

Skiing robots in the Ski Robot Challenge:

https://youtu.be/9-mwXX0Tn2Y

https://youtu.be/-mZR-92zRCI

Not as proficient as the dog robots opening the door yesterday, but disturbing nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Football will not be hired by another NFL team because all the owners are racist. Same reason Kaepernick won't be hired.

Anonymous said...

Word salad

Anonymous said...

You jumped to the defense of Franken and you hate white people so, racist and sexist just like those you hate!!!

Anonymous said...

The lack of skill in the Obama portraits is just another example of the supremacy of whites.

Anonymous said...

Sessions is looking more and more like Howdy Doody all the time.

Anonymous said...

"Sessions praises sheriffs as 'critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement".

Skippy, I don't remember you saying anything about Obammy when he said this,

"I sincerely hope that we can protect what has been called the "great writ"-a writ that has been in place in the Anglo-American legal system for over 700 years."

Anonymous said...

Wordy is awfully quiet. I was sure he would be post #1 to explain to the libcucks why exploding the national deficit under his messiah Trump is a fabulous thing and we should be standing to applaud this.

Anonymous said...

Obama played too much golf? Have you been living in a cave? The Trumpster is the King of Golf. More golf than some Presidents combined and it has only been a year in office. And it has usually been at his clubs promoting his business brand, which he profits off of. Conflict of interest much? Guess not for the new MAGA Maniacs. Insanity.

DF Crazy Talk

Anonymous said...

Funny about that Palestine naked guy. His mother must have never told him that you never leave home without clean underwear on.

DF The Old Advice is the Best Advice

Anonymous said...

Hot coaches wife? Every teenage boy's (and some girl's) dream. Amazing that it actually happens these days. She was only a short driving distance from Texas A&M, where there are scads of legal age college men to satisfy her carnal desires. But she went with a minor. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

DF Stay Legal, Texas Teachers

Anonymous said...

Those RTG ladies were probably just heading out to their Bible Study group. Probably.

DF It's Possible

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry the Obama portrait is getting so many bad and racist comments. I like the painting and I think it appropriate he broke with tradition.

Try to imagine what Trump's painting would look like if he chose to do it the way he would want it. Massive gold frame sitting with him on a massive golden throne with blinky lights. And remember, Trump's will have to be even bigger than this one!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but I still think Sessions looks like a Keebler elf. Hard to take him serious.

DF E. L. Fudge

Anonymous said...

That young RTG on the left has some amazing dexterity. Holding her beer and her phone in her right hand while balancing her wallet off her wrist by its strap. That's should be an Olympic Event.

DF Appreciates Athleticism

Anonymous said...

DF E.L. Fudge, who did Janet Reno, Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder remind you of?

wordkyle said...

The flap over Sessions' use of "Anglo-American heritage" is true idiocracy in action and all the critics are the first wave. It's an accurate, somewhat academic, observation that stupid people choose to misinterpret to try to score political and social points. You guys are acting just like the morons in the movie.

Anonymous said...

he was only a short driving distance from Texas A&M, where there are scads of legal age college men to satisfy her carnal desires. 1:01

Well to be fair, those aggys are pretty faithful to their sheep.

Anonymous said...

In the absence of W/K, I will offer the following conservative rebuttal to the budget, as proposed: a. you always ask for more than you're willing to take (that might even be a chapter in Trump's Book); b. that budget isn't getting passed anyway, so what difference does it make: and c. as a conservative voter, it would be my preference that elected officials practice fiscal conservative policies, but that's only a portion of what makes up a conservative voter as other areas of concern to a conservative voter will include: candidate's stance on the military; candidate's stance on protecting freedom of religion; candidates' commitment to education; candidate's stance on abortion...and the list goes on. It isn't just not necessary to defend the Trump budget, it is impossible to do so, but that doesn't mean the President fails to check more of the what matters to conservatives boxes than anyone the Democrats have placed in the Que in ages.

Anonymous said...

You can always tell when a different adjunct professor is writing the “Rage” comments.

Anonymous said...

"A senior policy adviser for former President Barack Obama resigned and was convicted of sex crimes after following women and taking photos up their skirts, according to documents released Monday."

San Francisco 49ers linebacker Reuben Foster was arrested Sunday for charges of domestic violence and possession of an “assault weapon. He participated in taking a knee during the national anthem."

Monday on ABC’s “The View,” co-host Whoopi Goldberg criticized Vice President Mike Pence for what she deemed to be a show of a lack of respect for North Korea by not standing for the entrance of the country’s Olympic athletes.

Anonymous said...

C'mon Wordy. Let's hear your profound defense of Trump exploding the deficit. You've got some 'splaining to do!

DF Ricky Ricardo

Anonymous said...

It's like a child painted it. A black couldn't possibly have the intelligence and depth to create any real or meaningful art. It's like an article I read on ESPN today about basketball players enjoying wine. Dabbling in something they don't have the culture, capacity or refined palate to appreciate. It's really an appropriation of white culture as well.

Anonymous said...

It is also an accurate observation to say that Hitler built good roads, and Mussolini made the trains run on time. Doesn't mean anglo-traditions are something we should deb happy about in hindsight. Texas sheriffs (and rangers) murdered people left and right to aid in the anglo-american heritage.

Anonymous said...

3:16 - I've read some pretty hateful and stupid shit in these comments in the past, but yours takes the cake.

Anonymous said...

I like Johnny Football's chances of playing in the NFL again better than I do Collin Kapernick's. I don't have any way of knowing if he's working with someone to do this or not, but I'd say getting a licensed shrink to diagnose you with a known disease, and Rx medication for it, almost gives you a clean slate to work with when talking to teams, and the idiot commissioner. What? you won't let me play because I did all those terrible things in the past? But that was because of my medically diagnosed DISABILTY. You want to prohibit me from playing because of my medically diagnosed DISABILITY? O.K., here's my attorney to explain the ADA to you...in a complaint we filed in Federal District Court, in Texas, where people love me.

Anonymous said...

3:50 doesn’t know what Anglo-American means.

wordkyle said...

350 - You're either purposely or ignorantly making my point. The reader can't tell if you're really stupid or just pretending. In either case, you just made a deposit into your idiocracy account.

307 - Are you so eager for attention that you're reduced to begging a complete stranger on the internet?

Anonymous said...

Response to 1:31 -

Will Ferrell, Aretha Franklin, & Charles Robinson (Night Court TV series). Easy answers.

DF E. L. Fudge

Anonymous said...

1:10 PM-

Didn't realize she was holding anything...

DF Jeff Healey

Anonymous said...

PF Chang > PyeongChang

SpanishWarDonkey said...

Or, you know, you're just as much a partisan hack as you claim everyone on the left is. Pick one.

What's funny was when Obama had $1T deficits, he at least had a fresh recession to blame it on. All I've heard from Trump lackeys though is the stock market is at all time highs and "his" economy is booming. I fully expect it to increase to over $1.2T for 2020 and over $1.5T by his reelection bid, which also assumes the effects of the tax "cuts" hold, which, spoiler alert, they won't.

Anonymous said...

2:08 Trump checks more boxes of concern for conservative voter (abortion, education, religious freedom). Checking those boxes is more important than increasing the national debt now standing at over 20 trillion (80%) of GDP. You give Trump a pass on his 10% increase in spending in his proposed budget because he is pro life, pro school choice....

Trump said we will have the strongest military ever, an arsenal of weapons; however, yesterday Dan Coats, intel cheif, testified before the Senate Judiciary committee that the federal debt poses a dire threat to our economy and national security.


"The budget isn't getting passed so what difference does it make"; WK would never go there! Congress is not going to stop spending, fiscal conservatism is dead! Republicans care about tax cuts. Dan Coats testified the US fiscal situation is unstainable.

Conservative social issues, not fiscal conservatism, put Trump into office. Under a Democratic majority in either house or a Democrat president, the big permanent tax cut to big corporations and the wealthy would not have passed. Spending cuts to Medicare, food stamps, health care will be the only option to keep spending on the military as corporate tax revenues decreases. If our economy goes into a recession, will China, Saudis Arabia, Japan continue to loan us money? If the Federal reserve prints money, the dollar is devalued.

Why an Evangical would vote on a few social issues while ignoring the dangers of unstainable debt, is mind blowing. Time to take the blinders off and look at the whole picture.

Anonymous said...

Are you so eager for attention that you're reduced to begging a complete stranger on the internet? - Comrade Wordy

No, just waiting to hear you pontificate on why Trump exploding the deficit is MAGA. I'm sure you would have plenty to say about it if a black president was in office.

Well... we're waiting!

DF Judge Elihu Smails

wordkyle said...

758 - So you are that desperate.

Anonymous said...

6:48, I think the word you want is unsustainable.

Anonymous said...

So you are that desperate. - Comrade Wordski

So you prefer to dodge the question than face facts. How convenient. To be fair, I'm sure it's embarrassing to admit your messiah is driving the country into the abyss at full throttle after you've defended him so vehemently. Perhaps you would be better served using the phrase he will be soon... "I plead the Fifth".

wordkyle said...

1149 - What on God's green earth makes you think I'm obligated to satisfy the whims of every pathetic sad sack that tugs on my sleeve? I don't have conversations with everything I get on the bottom of my shoe, either. Let's get a few things straight:

1. No, you can't have my autograph.
2. No, you can't introduce me to your mom.
3. You need to move on from your weird fascination with a stranger on the internet.

Anonymous said...

Anglo American- as in many components of our legal system is based on English (Angle- Anglo...) practices.