The Campaign For DA

5.10.2016

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts


  • I needed a cute kitten for the day.
  • Texas AG Ken Paxton is in trouble again for not reporting a $100,000 stock gift. He said that he tried to pay the CEO at a Dairy Queen but the CEO refused because, "God doesn't want me to take your money." 
  • For the record, I didn't throw out an "ugh" for the kids taking the actual tests, it was more for the procedures involved with the staff that administers the STAAR tests. I've been confident with both kiddos testing.
  • I had someone get oddly angry with me yesterday, complain about me - all while blatantly lying about what was going on. I didn't take any of it personally. Turned out, they had a very frustrating moment before they tried to pull a fast one on me and I wouldn't budge.
  • Between Trump's many crazy comments plus the tons of sound bites from other Republicans over the last few months, the video splicing guy for Hillary's ad campaign must be exhausted.  
  • The lady attacked by the dogs like they were eating steak passed away yesterday. Ugh. What a horrible way to go.
  • Ozzy and Sharon Ozbourne are divorcing. I think that shouldn't be allowed. They've been married 33 years. Come on, they're Ozzy and Sharon!
  • TCU made a big spelling error. Oops. 
  • Someone stole the license plate off of The Family Gangster Mobile. I filed a police report online. I would feel better if I had a police officer take that report. The 7th grader in the House didn't understand why someone would want another's license plate. She also didn't understand what a couple could be doing parked in a dark parking lot at night. I was probably too honest with both scenarios.
  • Two died in tornados in Oklahoma yesterday. 
  • Barry's high school football coach passed away last week.FUNERAL for Orrie Harris, 82, of Bridgeport is 2 p.m. Tuesday at Morris Memorial United Methodist Church in Chico with burial at Chico Cemetery. Family visitation is 6-8 tonight at Jones-Bridgeport.




29 comments:

Guinjames said...

The real amazing part is that none of Ken Paxton's fellow government employees have
called for him to step down instead Dan Patrick is concerned with where people go to the bathroom.

David in Denton said...

Why is Hillary's video splicing guy so tired? Is he tired from trying to make her look like she is telling the truth? That would be exhausting! If her mouth is moving, she is lying.

Anonymous said...

What do you know, all these years I've been reading this blog and the RTG pic finally shows a real, honest to goodness p***y.

Anonymous said...

Any updates on Barry?

Anonymous said...

I remember a few years ago, UT had a big spelling error on a commencement program, too.

Anonymous said...

Rhome needs Ghostbusters. There's too many demons there.

Anonymous said...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/blogs/sideshow/university-texas-apologizes-pubic-affairs-commencement-typo-183616371.html

Anonymous said...

8:50 why worry about honesty? He's a Republican. If they were worried about honesty they would be calling for both Paxton and Sid Miller to resign. Instead they worry about a non-existent menace and claim the high moral ground (because theft and cheating isn't immoral).

DF Phantom Menace

Anonymous said...

TCU made a big spelling error.

Ya know, Texas Christian University (TCU) is the frattiest university in the state of Texas and the 4th frattiest school in the nation. 4th in the nation! Texas Christian Horned Frogs! Most fratty school in Tejas! Frat boys love them some TCU!

Texas Christian claims to be non-sectarian, yet they excommunicated some students involved in the infamous TCU drug scandal/bust not too long ago. Non-sectarian institutions are known for excommunicating people don't ya know.

Anonymous said...

City of Dallas all their departments are run by negroes who care only about stuffing their pockets. They care little about the citizens unless you are someone special.

Anonymous said...

Brandon Davis needs to open a bar in Rhome.

Nasreen Iqbal said...

Perhaps there should be a statute of limitations on divorce?

If you don't file in the first 25 years, you're in it for life.

Anonymous said...

Brandon Davis just announced he's going to make a movie where he chases Burt Reynolds in a patrol car all the way to Georgia.

Anonymous said...

Ken Paxton should change his name to Hillary Clinton and his legal problems would be a thing of the past.

Anonymous said...

9:07 Because everybody knows democrats would never lie..

Anonymous said...

Between Trump's many crazy comments plus the tons of sound bites from other Republicans over the last few months, the video splicing guy for Hillary's ad campaign must be exhausted.


Mrs LL...a question. Are you allowed to speak about Hillary. Is this allowed on "his" blog?

Anonymous said...

Someone stole the license plate off of The Family Gangster Mobile. I filed a police report online. I would feel better if I had a police officer take that report. The 7th grader in the House didn't understand why someone would want another's license plate. She also didn't understand what a couple could be doing parked in a dark parking lot at night. I was probably too honest with both scenarios.

Based on Barry's ability to maintain a car...how do you know it just didn't fall off? Hmmm...the mind wanders

Anonymous said...


9:57 AM said...


Brandon Davis just announced he's going to make a movie where he chases Burt Reynolds in a patrol car all the way to Georgia.

Now that's funny

mrjohnson.3516 said...

Annnd, 9:57 wins the internet for the day.

Anonymous said...

9:53-----STFU Katy

Anonymous said...

10:39, the point here is the hypocrisy of the Tea Party Republicans. They wave the Bible and wrap themselves in the flag (so you can't see all the loot they are stealing).

DF Phantom Menace

Anonymous said...

Vote for Brandon Davis!

Anonymous said...

"666 graduates from 45 other states"

TCU is run by the devil.

Double Fake Robert Jeffress

Anonymous said...

Where is the mind going?

Anonymous said...

Six dogs viciously attacked Antoinette Brown and left her in a medically induced coma."

I wonder (as opposed to "wander"), how in the heck those dogs started the IV...

Bear said...

R.I.P. Coach Orrie.

Anonymous said...

12:13 I see, it's alright when liberals do it because they claim no moral high ground therefor it's just fine, nothing to see here we are completely dishonest so we can lie cheat and steal and our constituents will still vote for us. In fact they prefer liers and cheats. Thanks for the clarification

Anonymous said...

"The 7th grader in the House didn't understand why someone would want another's license plate. She also didn't understand what a couple could be doing parked in a dark parking lot at night. I was probably too honest with both scenarios."

Seriously? I cannot conceive of what harm could come from being honest with your child about these two situations. And if you think that a middle schooler isn't exposed to discussions about sex, ma'am, you are sorely mistaken. Let sex discussion in the home be frank and without embarrassment. It is not a dirty thing that we pretend doesn't happen.

I thought y'all were supposed to be the libruls, and I was the conservative local cop?

Anonymous said...

Waterboys dont exactly count as a "player".