The Campaign For DA

5.16.2016

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

Chiufang Hwang at cheerleader tryouts at AT&T Stadium
J.D. Miles - CBS11


  • We've got a 50 year old trying out for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. And not bad. She also wrote her own article. 
  • Still Mrs. LL - but, yes, I'm backing off the blogging after Friday. Five more days of me and I'll let ya have Barry back. He's just about back to normal. Well, normal for him. I'm happy to report of good blood pressure and that left limp of his is gone.
  • My old stomping grounds in Abilene, Tx now has howler monkeys in their zoo. What?! That just happens to be my favorite monkey! And I love me some monkeys. A rare posted pic on the blog of Mr. and Mrs. LL.circa 2009.
  • Cue the orchestra music. I have been awakened by howler monkeys in two different countries.
  • I saw Wicked at Dallas Fair Park with my mother and both offspring in the house. The bahtrooms have extremely loud attendants to make the line move fast by directing women to open stalls. It was fantastic.
  • A trooper in the Northeast was suspended after beating a  motorist after he has surrendered after a high speed chase. It was caught on tape. There was also a lot of afters in that sentence. 
  • While driving with my mother, I asked her why the flags were all at half staff and she quickly responded, "because Trump got the Republican nomination." 
  • The defensive line coach at UT is getting a huge raise from $250,000 to $515,000. Good grief. We're all in the wrong field.
  • Benches get cleared at the Ranger's Game yesterday. 





24 comments:

BagOfNothing.com said...

Interestingly enough, WifeGeeding along with her sisters and mother was also at Wicked yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Spank that monkey!!!

RPM said...

Glad to hear the good news about BG!

whisky O said...

So his blood pressure left him limp?

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

No one gets their panties in a wad over trivial things like baseball players do. Play a sport where you routinely have physical contact with the other team and its amazing how much less you would care about crap like long stares, watching balls, bat flips, etc.

Anonymous said...

We see snark is a female gene linked trait in the family. From grandma, to ma, to 7th grader in House. That's pretty neat.

DF James Watson & DF Francis Crick

Anonymous said...

Does he still have limp wrists?

Anonymous said...

Don't you hate it when a self described transgender slows the line up by checking each stall to see if it's occupied?

Anonymous said...

We will just have to enjoy you this week while we still can!!!

I will miss my "equal time" with men and animals on the daily pics. Such a shame our gender of readers have to go back to being forced to look at all the half naked fake females again! So sad!

We are glad Barry is better; But you will be missed!

Wonderful pic you posted of Mr. & Mrs. LL today. So nice to see his
"human side". LOL!


Anonymous said...

"Uh Mom, I think the republican convention isn't till later this summer so Trump hasn't officially gotten the nomination."

Anonymous said...

Isn't limp normal for Barry?

Anonymous said...

Is he lathered in T-cream now?

Anonymous said...

The Rangers game yesterday reminded me of the Nevada democratic convention.

Anonymous said...

That little monkey with the goatee is cute!

Anonymous said...

Shock the monkey!

DF Peter Gabriel

Anonymous said...

Which Ranger had a game?

Anonymous said...

Almost a month after somebody shot and killed a fitness instructor inside a church in Texas, police on Friday signaled progress in the case, saying investigators were able to reconstruct video evidence from the crime scene.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/05/16/investigators-reconstruct-digital-evidence-in-hunt-for-texas-fitness-instructors-killer.html


Either Fox News made a mistake or they leaked info new info. I thought she was killed with a hammer.

Anonymous said...

Skippy has a monkey on his front and one on his back.

Anonymous said...

She was killed with an old bear trap, then a Honda. I just wrote that, so it must be true. That's how the internet works. It's all true.

Anonymous said...

Dear Little League players, hopefully you've learned from the Rangers Blue Jays game the other day that it's always best to punch someone in the face. Because then all the fans will think you're great and you'll be so popular and be on ESPN over and over and over, and you can "own" people. So, there you have it. The lesson for today is to be sure to punch players on the other team.

Anonymous said...

how the hell barry get a babe like you????really

Anonymous said...

Tell "mom" that if the flags are at half staff now just wait until Hillary wins. You can take it completely down, fold them up,, our nation will be screwed...

DF Ted Cruz

Anonymous said...

"I'm happy to report of good blood pressure and that left limp of his is gone."

Hey, Mrs. LL? We all kinda figured some of that was going on, but there's never been a real announcement. Was it a fall with a bleed? A stroke? Believe it or not, some of his most loyal opposition do care.

CT said...

Great news on BG's recovery! So glad to read that!

But, please ask him to keep on with the pics of dogs and Channing Tatum after you leave us.

Thanks!