The Campaign For DA

1.18.2016

Random Monday Morning Thoughts


  • It's MLK Day. All government offices are closed. But do we have Random Thoughts? Yes! Once again proving I'm the hardest working man in show business.
  • I want to know more about this story. After a "high speed" chase, the police shoot the passenger and a dog in a car. The dog?
  • Iran released three American hostages over the weekend who almost all of us didn't know were hostages. 
  • Ted Cruz comes across like the Simpson's Mr. Burns when he smiles.
  • A debate last night in our house: "When does evening start?" I said 6 p.m. but I might be wrong.
  • Mrs. LL came across The To Do List film over the weekend. It was beyond shocking.
  • There is a crazy Kennedy assassination memorabilia auction, and I might lose my mind and pull the trigger on one of them. Whatever I get, it won't lose value. I can always resell it. Right?. Uh, right?
  • Johnny Football was spotted in a liquor store by TCU. I bet that assistant manager who talked about it gets fired. 
  • As much as Embarq/Century Link gets a beating in Wise County, I'll give them a shout out. Something went wrong with my dad's account and they almost bent over backwards to fix it. And that was on Saturday. 
  • Bernie Sanders sounds exactly like Larry David. 
  • The SUV falling off an overpass in Dallas was horrible. Photo
  • I'm through episode six of Making Of A Murderer. I screamed at the TV which caused Mrs. LL to post this on Twitter. At this point, my opinion is that the guy might be or even probably be guilty, but I would struggle with that issue.  Do I have a reasonable doubt? Absolutely. But the great part is that you get to see law enforcement officers who didn't realize their papers would be graded in front of a jury and the public. You can see the sweat on their foreheads because they know they didn't do their jobs. 
  • My house is now occupied by three females, two female dogs, one male dog (I rarely mention the best pet in the house), one Siamese cat (I hate her), and one 22 pound male cat. I want to officially announce that I have lost complete Scene Control. 
  • Someone please photoshop my head on this for my political campaign. (It's actually a picture of the ridiculous megachurch preacher Keith Craft but I could use it as a funny bit.) It's a holiday. You have time. And do it in honor of MLK. I have a dream.








49 comments:

wordkyle said...

"My house is now occupied by three females, two female dogs, one male dog, one female cat, and one 22 pound male cat." So which one are you? nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

Anonymous said...

Aubrey Plaza in The To Do List is even quirkier than I am, in a nice way.

DF Zooey Deschanel

Anonymous said...

At least Johnny Football knows his liquor stores. Kings is the place for all your spirit needs at the best price and selection.

DF Jose Cuervo Patron

Anonymous said...

Happy James Earl Ray Day!!!

Anonymous said...

The new Family Cat gained a pound? Have you counted the old pets recently? You may be short one.

DF The Liberally Lean Consulting Vet

Anonymous said...

As much as Embarq/Century Link gets a beating in Wise County, I'll give them a shout out. Something went wrong with my dad's account and they almost bent over backwards to fix it. And that was on Saturday

Did you threaten them or something?

Anonymous said...

Every country person knows evening starts at sundown. Your fancy time-telling clocks mean nothing to the cows and chickens.

DF Farmer in the Dell

Anonymous said...

Bernie Sanders sounds exactly like Larry David.

Not an original thought....stolen from The Ticket

Anonymous said...

Bernie Sanders sounds exactly like Larry David.


Is this what you are calling your assessment of last nights Socialist debate?

Great analysis

Anonymous said...

Ted Cruz reminds me of that one brother-in-law who comes to Thanksgiving Dinner every year and tries to sell everyone in the family whole life insurance policies with special riders.

DF The Canadian Ambassador

Anonymous said...

Leftist Barry forgot to mention the Iranian spies and terrorist that Barrack Hussein traded for the American hostages.

Anonymous said...

"there foreheads" or "their foreheads"?????

Nasreen Iqbal said...

What a shame. We have hostages back and have deals going with Iran, foregoing perfectly good chest-beating and brinkmanship.

presumably, when the next Republican President tears up the Iran deal on their first day in office as promised, they will also return the hostages and centrifuges to Iran?

Triple Fake... said...

"pull the trigger on one of them"
Cute! Careful though, somebody has already lost their mind over that bullet.
If LHO fanatic Gordo doesn't outbid you for it, you can always resell it to him later.

I'm gonna bet that the asst mgr. that reported John F. Football in their establishment doesn't get fired. That's free publicity, my friend, the good kind

"...officially announce that I have lost complete Scene Control."
In other news, scientists officially announce that the sun provides light and heat, but that was also obvious from day one. With no bidness to conduct with the gubmint today, use the free time to go buy yourself a clue, counselor!

I didn't find anything particularly shocking about The To Do List. I barely remember it, other than it had Aubrey Plaza in it. But I don't have any pre-collegiate daughters, so...

Anonymous said...

Evening begins at 5 PM....work has ended and the drinking begins.

Anonymous said...

There's sort of an unwritten rule in the liquor biz that you don't out your customers. A former County Judge was a steady customer until he figured out I lived here and knew who he was. He started shopping somewhere else after that.

Anonymous said...

Sanders is a scam front for Clinton in an attempt to try to make her acceptable to JFK conservative Democrats. He knows he can never win.

Anonymous said...

Although the investigation and trial was so wrong...I believe the guy is guilty of something but not sure he murdered the girl. The whole family is a bunch of misfits. Watch the murdered girl's brother...if there was a cover up, it was to cover up that her brother killed her...he acts guilty to me, not like a brother who loved his sister...and I doubt there was ever any investigation on him.

Anonymous said...

I agree...Century Link does have good customer service...they have helped me even when the problem was not their device. Also come out quick when the phone goes down, which has been very few times. Internet is always up too. Only thing is Wise County does not the the fastest speed for playing movies sometimes.

Anonymous said...

I count it as 'evening' when the sun begins to set, no matter the time.

Anonymous said...

I like to smear peanut butter on my nipples.

Anonymous said...

Dr Phil said Steven Avery didn't get a fair trial on Friday, second part today. He had Nancy grace almost in tears. The two deputies who were being sued had no business being involved in gathering of evidence. That a lone created reasonable doubt. Our system is broken unless you have monet to pay for a defense team of lawyers.

Anonymous said...

Barry is giddy that oil prices have dropped. He likes that oil field workers have been layed off.

Anonymous said...

Just when I thought the RTG couldn't get any worse I open todays and realize I was wrong.

Anonymous said...

9:09

forehead??

I have a fivehead!!

Anonymous said...

Ted Cruz' doppelganger is Kevin from The Office.

Anonymous said...

FYI, not ALL Government offices are closed today. Jack County Court House is open for business.

Anonymous said...

came across The To Do List film over the weekend. It was beyond shocking.

Was it racy? I'll watch it if and only if it's racy. I like racy. I will really like it if Aubrey Plaza gets nekkid. I like nekkid women folks. Aubrey Plaza seems a little old to playing a high school girl.

The To Do List sounds like yet another Porky's variant.

That is all. Carry on, geniuses.

Anonymous said...

10:08 ------ You win!! I needed that!

Anonymous said...

"A debate last night in our house: "When does evening start?" I said 6 p.m. but I might be wrong."

Although I agree with you, you know, with all the females in your house you are WRONG.

Anonymous said...

And don't forget we had to pay up an 'old bill' with the Iranian government for over a MILLION DOLLARS! We are rapidly going down that slippery slope!!!

Anonymous said...

Watched most of the Dem/socialist debate last nite.
Reminded me of watching the lot colored farmer that lived down the road slop the hogs-
He would rattle the slop bucket, start yelling "Sooey, sooey" and the hogs would come running for the trough, nearly tripping over themselves.
Free this-free that. Free-for-all. Could have meted it down to a couple of lines like that-and called it a nite.
Dem voters would have understood all the same.

Not Sam.

Anonymous said...

Nasreen, now we just need to help Iran annihilate Israel to seal the deal.

Anonymous said...

Nasreen, Iran still has their centrifuges. The "self inspected" them for us.

Anonymous said...

Is Barry Green a Ken Kratz starter kit or vice versa??

Please discuss

Denney Crane said...

Iran released three American hostages over the weekend who almost all of us didn't know were hostages.

That's nothing. I estimate at least half the population don't know who John McCain or John Kerry is. One must give a $4!T first.

Give them a free meal, and they would believe you if you told them that's who killed Kennedy.

Similar to Jasreen believing Iran is no longer a nuclear threat because of this deal. The $150 billion released to them from this deal will purchase much more than just those centrifuges and enriched uranium they shipped out.

Naive - a lack of experience that allows one to believe political promises or government, any government.

Anonymous said...

Say what you want about Steven Avery but he looks like the real life version of Oscar the Grouch!

David in NorthTexas said...

Wondering if you thought twice about posting a hot black girl for the RTG? Would that have been considered racist since it's MLK day???
Can you comment on this topic tomorrow please?

RPM said...

Glenn Frey dead at 67.

Anonymous said...

Manziel was buying Demon Rum? Well, as I have always said, lips that touch liquor will never touch mine. Here Hillary, have another cocktail.

DF Bill "how old are you?" Clinton

Anonymous said...

Is MLK Day yet another example of black privilege?

Anonymous said...

11:43 with all those females in the house he will always be wrong

Anonymous said...

There was a democrat debate last night? I wonder why they don't do a lot of advertising for that. Could it be Hillery is unlikable and sticks her foot in her mouth when she speaks? And Bernie is just there to make Hillary look like the better choice. In past elections talking about gun restrictions was always taboo for a candidate so they either want to loose or they know the election is rigged. wich is it o smarter than everyone else liberals?

Anonymous said...

10:08 wins! That was laugh-out-loud funny!

Thanks for playing, everyone.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, maybe you should get more of that story.

Anonymous said...

There was a democrat debate last night? I wonder why they don't do a lot of advertising for that. - 6:45

Maybe if you watched something besides FOX News you would have known about it. It was in all the papers.

Anonymous said...

"Iran released three American hostages over the weekend who almost all of us didn't know were hostages."

Exactly the way Obama and his minions wanted it to be; now go back to your Kool-Aid.

jon spencer said...

Evening,
http://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/different-types-twilight.html

Anonymous said...

6:01 I don't watch Fox News or any network news. I don't read the propaganda rags. I am not a dem or rep. It was just an observation. It seems the dem debates were not heavily advertised and were scheduled at odd times. I understand the usual lib line is, oh you watch Fox News. Can you libs come up with another fall back line.