Decatur ISD Policy Regarding Cell Phones

If a phone is confiscated you have to pay $15 to get it back? Are you kidding me? Why not kick it up to $150? Heck, let's go with $1,500.

I have it on good authority that a hypothetical courthouse employee got hypothetically pissed off with this policy and paid the $15 with a hypothetical 1,500 in pennies. She hypothetically is my new hero. #YouGoGirl #FightTheMan

Edit: Proof, hypothetically of course, as she began her campaign to collect the necessary pennies . . .

 Edit: I want to know the name of the person who wrote that policy. Someone tell me who it is.