Sooooooo Texas

Quoting from its website (they are based in San Antonio):

  • 80-90% of terrorist attacks occur while the victims are traveling by automobile.
  • In recent years over 4,000,000 violent crimes have occurred in the United States alone.
  • It is believed that between 40,000-60,000 kidnappings take place each year. . . Almost 70 percent of those kidnappings are resolved by paying the demanded ransom.
  • Typical kidnapping-for-ransom payments range from $500,000 to $3,000,000 USD. . . with no guarantees of survival.
  • Phoenix, AZ is the kidnapping capital of the United States, second only worldwide to Mexico City.
  • A properly armored vehicle can help you disarm potential terrorists and prevent kidnapping threats.
(Thanks, emailer.)