The Campaign For DA

4.13.2016

I Have No Idea What Is Going On With



About last week...

This Blog's been acting crazy, the backspace won't work, and their are some strange Arab names at the top. And sometimes the screen will just go dark. The thing is over five years old and, for the first time I might consider a MacBook;

Secondly, I wrote almost Random Thoughts on (prescription drugs.) That' my excuse and I'm sticking it to it.

Thirdly, all the doctors say I'm on my way to full rehab recovery center. But they won't release me and won't let me get out of bed without a walker, go outside on my own I'm on the verge of waling out and screaming "Attica!Attiua!" They won't say it but I think I had a mini Stroke.

Anyway, I' heard that the new facility has basically no Internet acce ss so I may open up Random Thoughts to Faithful Readers. Leave your name or handle below if you are interested.

76 comments:

Anonymous said...

The new Chevy Colorado with diesel engine. Awesomeness.

Anonymous said...

Sir you obviously have much more pressing and serious needs to focus on rather than this blog. Pls get help now.

Anonymous said...

what kind of drugs are you on Skippy? you're making as much sense as Obabmacare!!!

Anonymous said...

You are very funny on medication.

Anonymous said...

Hope all works out for you and to make you feel at home and normal I have to say you are a sports idiot. Dallas will play SA most likely or Clippers but not the Warriors first round and they will win one game.

Anonymous said...

Rest up buddy, think you must feel fine because of the meds, your spelling is never this bad.

Anonymous said...

Spell check is your friend You must be doped up pretty good

Anonymous said...

You're still not quite there yet.

DF Ben Casey

Anonymous said...

Get you a Toyota Tacoma 4 cylinder truck.

Anonymous said...

nice...

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure this post will disappear later.

Anonymous said...

What the actual fuc*?

Anonymous said...

we will tell hillbilly Clinton and she will handle it. She is very concerned about hostages and uprisings. I'm sure you will love the results.

df ambassador stevens

Anonymous said...

I want some of the good stuff BU is on! He's loco man!!

DF Cheech up-in-smoke

Anonymous said...

LOL! What kind of drugs do they have you on? I want some! Get well soon!

DF Marcus Welby said...

give up on the blog for a while.

Anonymous said...

F350 should do it for you. I sincerely hope you are ok Barry, but as we have been saying....liberalism is a mental disorder.

Anonymous said...

Hey genius the mavs are playing the spurs not the warriors. Increase the morphine drip and go back to sleep.

Anonymous said...

I think you have a different keyboard than I do?

Anonymous said...

WTF?

Anonymous said...

Dude, take a blogging break. We'll come back, we promise.

Anonymous said...

Hey man, I hope you're alright, alright, alright. You can't be a Texas DA if you talk funny. Wait......

DF Matthew McConaughey

Anonymous said...

Under the circumstances as a weekly reader of this Blog, I will try and take over for BG until he gets better.

I think Cops are being way too hard on people that are only smoking weed and drinking beer and they are being way to quick to pull the trigger on criminals, they should wait until they shoot and wing the cop first like in the movies.

My expert sports opinion is the Rangers will suck...again.

The new Star Wars movie just came out on Blu Ray. I don't get it.

Last but not least, I'm sure he apologizes for coming across as a egotistical liberal know it all attorney and I hope he gets better soon.

Thank You

Racehorse Haynes Ewing JR said...

That post makes me want to wear a hat out made oF of mayonnaise and do a knee dance from my roof naked as the LL Weather Alert sounds off.

Get well soon, I have salsa in my pocket.

Anonymous said...

God bless Obammycare!

Anonymous said...

We are getting very close to a Pat Robertson situation where everyone is sitting around the tv saying
"Why does his family allow this?"

Keep it coming :)

Get better soon.

Anonymous said...

Hey genius, the Mavs are playing the Clippers. Memphis plays Golden State tonight and Dallas plays San Antonio's B team. Dallas will be the 6th seed and Mark Cuban is a genius.

Anonymous said...

The Ford F150 with a V6 gets good milage and has respectable HP. 6 cylinder engines used to be a joke, but the Ecoboost really does give you more bang for your buck. The F150 gets 19city/26hwy, slightly less than the Toyota Tacoma 21c/25h, but has 325hp compared to the Toyota's 159.

The Chevy/GMC 1500 gets 18c/24h and only has 285hp. The Dodge Ram 1500 has the highest numbers 21c/29h but only has 240hp.

These numbers are for full size 2015, 2WD, 4 door models.

DF Ed Wallace

Anonymous said...

Can someone translate for me please?

Anonymous said...

Implosion of yet another liberal mind...

Anonymous said...

Damn son you never were too sharp but you are a legitimate retard now!

Anonymous said...

hope yu alrighyt man..

anti giff man.

Anonymous said...

Wow 7:48---------

That's gonna leave a mark!

Or................. Barry Green continues to play us like a cheap ukulele. There's a good chance this whole melodrama is staged both as a political stunt and/or an elaborate exit from his illogically popular blog. Those two things may in fact be one and the same.

Or........... the stress of having so many irrational liberal sentiments has stroked him out and he has decided to allow us to publicly witness the mental disorder that is liberalism and its terrible final toll on humanity.

Man, we win either way. And after all, it's not like you had to buy a ticket to this freak show.

Anonymous said...

Dude, if you're dying, can I have your blog when you're gone?

Anonymous said...

A GIF of your stroke would be epic.

Anonymous said...

So it doesn't matter how brain-dead you become. We'll carry your water for you if you just open up the comments. Nobody ever really gave a crap what you think anyway. We just come here to argue with and insult each other. Seems simple enough.

Anonymous said...

Dodge ecodiesel
Ford f150 ecoboost
Nissan titan cummins diesel
Chevy Colorado Duramax

Anonymous said...

So much for the "conservatives" no kicking a man in the nuts when he's down.

Anonymous said...

OK- I think its time we turned his morphine drip down- just a notch.



Fake Florence Nightingale

Anonymous said...

More screwed up than Rhome. Must be Newark quality drugs

Anonymous said...

The Mavericks are playing Oklahoma City, could be ugly

DF Corby Robertson

Anonymous said...

Hey 5:12, the Rangers WON the AL West last year. How's that for sucking! You must be on the same stuff Barry is on. Freaking moron.

Anonymous said...

Skippy, Ambassador Stevens demanded air raids and air attacks from Benghazi from Hillary also.

Anonymous said...

Punctuation, etc., is par for the course.

Anonymous said...

8 days is a long time to be held hostage here so I hope you will soon be feeling up to far and get liberated from the situation you are in.
Meaning I hope you get well very soon.

Anonymous said...

Just run towards the light sweet baby boy...run towards the light.

Anonymous said...

Skippy, Instead of running for DA, you could petition Hillary to be the next ambassador of Libya.

Bacon said...

BG get better soon. I can take over the RT girls but I am not much of a writer.

Anonymous said...

Barry, a mini-stroke? I am sorry to hear that. But I will take the legal talent of Barry Green, Esquire, with half a brain any day of the week over any other lawyer I know with a full healthy brain. Get healed up buddy. We need you stirring things up and fighting the good battles.

DF One of the Liberally Lean Great Unwashed

ps - If you use guest posters, mix it up. Have a different one each day. Bet a few of them would melt in the spotlight. heh, heh, heh.

Anonymous said...

Chevy 1500 I get around 18mpg with the big V8, Had a dodge before, and the Chevy is a much better truck

Anonymous said...

Stay off the internet. I know you're a creature of habit, but quite honestly, you are killing your reputation. The rednecks in Wise County will be fine without you until you get back up to speed.

Rik said...

Barry, I'd love to help out with the blog. Let me know if there's anything I can do. Get better!

-No longer a lurker.

Anonymous said...

I want you on this blog. I need you on this blog.

Jobless claims are the lowest they have been in over 40 years. How will I ever know that this is actually a bad thing unless you report it and Wordkyle opens up his Word Document and cuts and pastes his rote response?

How will I know what's going on with the Decatur Hammer, J. Mark Howell?

You have created a void in my day.

Get well soon.


DF Col. Nathan R. Jessup

Anonymous said...

Good luck in rehab, say hello to Johnny Manziel!!! See you in 28 days!

Anonymous said...

Take care of yourself, Barry. Our disagreements are only academic.

Anonymous said...

Check your email.

DF Political Photoshop Consultant

sparkerr said...

Barry,
I want you to get better and it sounds like you need rest in order to do that. Get some rest and try to appreciate the down time. I know you are not one to stay still, but you should follow doctor's orders. Maybe you can read some books or magazines.

I will miss you while you are gone.

We will be here when you get back.

It is time to focus on yourself and taking it easy.

Love to you and your family,
Susanne Parker

Anonymous said...

Just take care of yourself. Surely we can hang on by our fingernails until you recoup.

David Hooper said...

Let me know if I can help.

Anonymous said...

Gee, I sure hope he doesn't give up on the blog. These are the best comments EVER!!!

Anonymous said...

If it were up to conservatives we would still be riding in horse and buggy.

Anonymous said...

For though his rhyme be ragged,
Tattered and jagged,
Rudely rain beaten,
Rusty and moth eaten,
I hath in it some pith.

To loosely quote John Skelton.

RatherBeSailing said...

I'm way too lazy to blog. It is so much easier to sit here and take rebounds. : )>

Anonymous said...

You appear to be getting back to your old self now. Glad to see that.

Anonymous said...

Take care.

Anonymous said...

Did they rule out Zika?

Anonymous said...

Bless your heart..I am praying for you honey. I told you running wasn't good for you. Get well and we will be glad to see your blog up and running soon...you too.

Anonymous said...

Just focus on what is most important right now...YOU! Nothing else matters - it / us / whatever will all be here when you get back. "Your inner strength is your outer foundation." Allan Rufus
Get well soon - our thoughts and prayers are with you.

Denney Crane said...

Glad to see they've regulated your meds, it helps with coherency. We've got a pot going for the date of your release. If your doctor says there's no brain damage, have him put it in writing. A know a good malpractice attorney and several witnesses who will insure a great victory...and settlement.

Do not, under any circumstances, let the inspect your package. That's a sure bet they're prepping you for a surgical removal!

I have simplified my device operations with a Macbook Pro and use my Iphone that serves as a WiFi hotspot when all else fails. Never go without internet again! I use Icloud & Google Drive to sync with my other Windows computers. Once configured, it's a breeze!

Take notes while you're in there, especially your dreams. They should be great reading material. Oh, and breathe mints and gum are usually Imperative.

Craig in Cibolo said...

Get well brother....while we miss your blog entries...we will all be ok....Take care of yourself, we will be here when your ready to be back.

Anonymous said...

Barry, you are too unique to be replaced, even temporarily. Get yourself well. We will still be here when you are ready.

Anonymous said...

This blog has become like Rhome...on drugs.

Anonymous said...

If you have to go to rehab, sounds like more than a mini-stoke. From the nonsense and gibberish you wrote last week, stroke is a likely diagnosis. Please just concentrate on yourself, work hard at rehab and we will be here when you return. Prayers

Anonymous said...

probably brought on by that half witt retard you have for a law partner!

Matt G said...

BG, I'll give a hand. I'll be completely even-handed, I swear.

Anonymous said...

Let Jrod take over while you are out.