Ray Rice Would Be Offended

Hey, darlin', you just can't put your hands over your mouth and say, "I'm so sorry" and make everything right.  And although you don't need to be arrested for assault*, you do need to be arrested for being stupid. Then again, the same goes for the guy in the water.

(Note: I had to look up "party foul".  I could kind of guess, but that's not exactly a term I hear every day.)
*Assuming this was in Texas (it had to be, right?), Texas Penal Code 22.06 says,"CONSENT AS DEFENSE TO ASSAULTIVE CONDUCT.  The victim's effective consent . . . is a defense to prosecution under Section 22.01 [Assault], [or] 22.02 [Aggravated Assault]"