Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen

5.01.2011

Hello Re-Election 2012

KILLED TODAY IN PAKISTAN
SCOREBOARD!
President Obama: "I can report to the American people and to the world, that the U.S. has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden”

Not Sure About Details Just Yet

Lightning struck a disposal well and tanker in Wise Co, according to Fox 4

(Credit Bud Kennedy of Facebook)

Former Bridgeport High Player Drafted

Second time ever? (Kyle Clifton only other one that comes to mind. 3rd Round in 1984.)

4.30.2011

4.29.2011

Getting All Classy Up In Here: Royal Wedding Pick Me Up

From People Magazine's "Best Hats of the Royal Wedding."

Noooooooooooooo!!!!

Ann Curry? My long time nemesis?

The Queen Of Fake Concern Face is getting a promotion. #ICantGoOn

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

Turned on the TV at 5:05 a.m this morning. - just as Kate Middleton was walking down the aisle. Man, I had forgotten what a production a Royal Wedding is. (And I didn't know her sister, Pippa, was a "Hey, now.")
I then went into Channel Search Mode and found that the wedding was on Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC. CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, Fox Business (with comedy commentary), CNN Headline News, TLC, E!, KERA, and some Spanish Channels.And I bet I missed some.
I have a dumb question: Can you walk through Westminister Abbey as a tourist? (Yeah, I know Google has the answer.)
The first kiss on the balcony - A tradition you can forget about after thirty years between royal weddings. Wow, thirty years.
Mrs. LL mowed the grass yesterday -- she likes to. Really.
As the first round of the NFL draft wound down last night, Mrs. LL walked by and asked "So who all got drafted?" I might have given her a "Say, what?" look.
I should have at least said two guys from Baylor and none from UT, but even I realize that's a meaningless victory.
One NFL draft name game and then I'll move on: There's a player named Prince Amukamara who has five sisters named Princess, Promise, Peace, Precious, and Passionate.
The number of hits on Liberally Lean were the same yesterday as always, but it might be a record for fewest comments. What gives?
Did you see that Pete Delkus was sent to Tuscaloosa? Does WFAA have an accounting entry for "Unnecessary Expenses"?
With little fan fare, the Texas house passed new redistricting legislation yesterday that keeps Wise County and Phil King together. We just don't know how to quit him.
The average national gas price record is $4.11. We are headed in that direction.
The guy who stole scrap metal from a building after the Great Paradise, Texas Fire of 2008 (and received 10 years in prison for it from a jury) had his conviction affirmed on appeal yesterday.
As was a Wise County felony DWI case where the guy received six years in prison from a jury.
And in a case out of Tarrant County, a DWI conviction was actually reversed when the trial court failed to advise the jury about the law of an "involuntary act" when there was some evidence that revealed the Defendant took an Ambien by mistake.
Most people don't know you can be guilty of DWI if your messed up on drugs you have a prescription for. But that makes sense: Alcohol is legal, too.
Dawned on me that there were very few, if any, fundraisers for those that lost their lake homes around Possum Kingdom Lake because of the fires. Do you think there was the attitude of, "Well, if they can afford a lake home . . . . "
Rick Perry bashed the Obama Administration yesterday for "taking care" of Alabama but not Texas. Uh, there might be a slight difference. Does he not have a TV in his public funded $10,000 a month rent house?

4.28.2011

In Honor Of Charlie Sheen's Appearance In Dallas

The Ex-Wife Still Has It Going On

Mayor Gives An Exiting* "State Of The City" Column

And maybe I'm reading too much into his column, but this sounds like a full blown crisis. No cash reserve, not running a balanced budget since 2005, an electrical department that needs upgrades and is "hemorrhaging cash" , and the list goes on.
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*Oops. Make that an "End Of The First Year" Column. My Bad.

Ex-Miss USA Upset Because Of Pat Down At DFW Airport

She feared radiation from the scanner and chose the pat down line instead. Once there, she was touched .......hey.......wait, a second! Who is this? A former Miss USA? Really? You're joking, right?

Way to bury the lead lady.

Should Have Used This One This Morning

If print newspapers ever do "go away", one thing that will be tragically lost is the historical record of the front page.

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

Had another alleged drunk driver smash into a police car last night in the metroplex. I think that's the fifth time that has happened this year. Amazing.
The Messenger proposed that it and Liberally Lean co-sponsor a golf hole for an upcoming golf tournament at Runaway Bay. Talk about extending an olive branch! (But it'd probably be funnier to just have the sign at the hole say "Co-Sponsored by Wise County Sunnis and Shiites." It be worth it to see the question marks form above everyone's head.)
Moving the NFL Draft to Thursday night was a great idea. (And my favorite part is when ESPN has the guts to replay snippets of old drafts where the analysts totally botch their prediction of greatness for a pick.)
Birth Certificate Afterthoughts: (1) I liked President Obama referring to the fake controversy as "silliness" yesterday, and (2) Trump now looks more like a snake oil salesman than he is (which is hard to do.)
And if today you are questioning the birth certificate's authenticity, there should be a mandatory Crazy Person Registration so I'd know if you live in my neighborhood.
"Seven Arrested In Meth Crime Ring In Parker County." All but one was in their forties.
Tim Ruggiero of Decatur, who has been the poster home owner for those against Barnett Shale drilling, seems to have gone on a speaking tour. He was in Pennsylvania this week.
Did I hear the phrase "needs braces" last night in the house? Tell me that was a dream.
ESPN held an online poll to determine who should be on the cover of the video game Madden '12. The winner was the only white running back in the NFL. Let's see, what demographic has a greater online presence?
When word was coming down of the devastating tornadoes in the South last night, all of the following stations stayed with their pre-planned talking head shows: CNN, CNN Headline News, MSNBC, and Fox. (By the way, the death toll is around 200 as of this morning.)
If Pete Delkus had been a weatherman in Tuscaloosa last night, I'm pretty sure his heart would have exploded right out of his chest on live TV.
Julieanne Moore will play Sarah Palin in the new HBO movie based upon the great book, Game Change. Wow, she's a dead ringer.
You'll have to be old with religious background to stop down for this one: The author and subject of The Cross and the Switchblade has died in a Texas crash.
Edit: The most shocking news conference ever by Gloria Allred. She's easily in the Top Ten of my "most despised" list.