2.25.2017

Above The Fold


at 10:53 AM

2.24.2017

It's Friday. Let's Get Out Of Here.


 When I feel worse about the property damage than the guy's concussion
 As far as form tackles go, that's about as perfect as it can get for a goat.
 I'll never think the same about falling again. 
 Daddy loves bits. $100 says mom is on the couch rolling her eyes. 
 That look of failure. 
Life comes at you fast.
at 2:18 PM

Breaking: This Is Crazy

Banning those organizations from the daily White House press briefing (this one was oddly changed to an "off camera" one earlier in the day)? You kidding me. This should scare every single one of you to death.

And it sounds like other press organizations are walking out in protest or giving Spicer the beating of his life.

And this is what Trump said this morning!:

at 1:25 PM

When A Guy Tells You Not To Throw Him A Surprise Party

at 1:12 PM

I Want The Back Story On This




It sounds like this is a horrible DWI case with a death and the defendant's family, at least one of them, are in the gallery "laughing and smirking." That's not on camera.

Ok, let's be clear. That's offensive. And dumb.

But here's what I'm curious about. The video starts with the judge admonishing a man for "smiling and laughing". It seems like he is the one who leaves at the beginning. He walks through the exit.

Then a woman gets up and walks out.  The judge has her hauled back in and sentenced to 93 days in jail for contempt. I don't know what she did in the gallery. I'm not sure she did anything. It almost seems the judge got pissed simply because she walked out during the judge's tirade. If that's true. We've got a Judge Judy on our hands.

Like I said, I want the background.

Or maybe the judge didn't like the outfit. 



at 10:46 AM

Random Friday Morning Thoughts


  • The first time Ag Commish Sid Miller has not sounded like and idiot. And it involves The Wall!: 

  • I learned a lot last night from a guy who actually legally hires Mexicans trying to come to the U.S. It was fascinating how it worked, what he had to go through, and the cost involved. You guys know about H2B workers? I didn't. 
  • "I think we'll have another vacancy this summer." - Ted Cruz yesterday at CPAC about the Supreme Court. (He might actually be the Zodiac killer.) 
  • Decatur's power went completely out for a time this morning. In this day and time, everyone just stops down because no one can work. (A terror attack on the U.S.'s electrical grid would be devastating.) 
  • A woman who received a large settlement from Tarrant County in 2012 over allegations of sexual harassment against former DA Joe Shannon had died in Parker County. Age 48. Cause unknown. 
  • Dr. Robert Jeffres of FBC of Dallas, on the other hand, is working to make appearances on Fox News: 
  • Lone Star Law on Animal Planet featuring Texas Game Wardens is very entertaining. Overall, I (amazingly) have no complaints about what I've seen. There's not really a detailed understanding by them of the Fourth Amendment but most have the attitude of giving someone "the benefit of the doubt". (Which, now that I think about it, is probably the best interpretation of the Fourth Amendment for cops if they don't want their cases thrown out.) But one guy in Hunt County did bother me: "If I see a car parked off the side of  a country road, I'm going to detain them and investigate." (And he has no idea how that statement will come back to haunt him.)
  • I had the worst criminal law teacher ever at Baylor Law School. Why? Because he had never handled a criminal case a day in his life. If I taught it, I'd spend a day teaching about a certain aspect of search and seizure and then on the next day play an episode of Cops, Lone Star Law, or the like. I'd hit the pause button from time to time and ask: Anyone see anything that stood out about what just happened? 
  • Watch this story. White House Chief of Staff Priebus leaned on the FBI to kill these Trump/Russia connection rumors while the FBI is investigating that possible connection. That's mind blowing.  It's either corruption or stupidity. The White House doesn't tell the FBI what to do. Has no one in the White House ever read about how Watergate went down and what happens when you try to interfere with an investigation? It does not go well. 
  • The DA dodged a bullet. (She was cleared by another DA without the case going to a grand jury.)




    • Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article134534064.html#storylink=cpy
    at 8:46 AM

    Breaking

    Decatur is suffering a complete electrical blackout.

    Edit: Power back up at 8:19 a.m. I'm not sure how long it was out.
    at 8:08 AM

    2.23.2017

    Bridgeport's New Head Football Coach Is . . .

    . . . Art Briles.

    Kidding. The actual new coach is Shannon Wilson  from Bullard ISD. He won state championships at Southlake in the late 2000's as the Defensive Coordinator.

    It wil be announced tonight.

    This is unconfirmed but I'm comfortable enough to run with it
    at 5:22 PM

    Love This Guy




    (The actual back story is that he says he didn't even see the gun. There's a news report of it here but my Spanish speaking friends will have to tell me what it actually says. I'm kind of sad to hear that. I liked him better when he just didn't care.)
    at 3:38 PM

    One Of The Craziest Things You'll Ever See



    I saw the abbreviated version of this video a couple of days ago where it ended with the guy motionless on the ground. I didn't post it because I was sure he was dead. But this one was a longer video which shows the guy sitting up.

    Longtime readers know I'm fascinated with the "Butterfly Effect". This one is a perfect example. Think of all the millions of events that had to occur before this in order for his head to be in the direct line of a runaway tire at that very split second in time.

    [h/t Mike]
    at 10:01 AM

    Get Me This Fast Dog!

    at 8:58 AM

    Random Thursday Morning Thoughts



    • Trump repealed Obama's transgendered/bathroom guidelines which. legally, doesn't mean much. But I don't know why he did it. And, once again, he has trouble with consistency. This from last year: 
    • Call me a skeptic: NASA, whose budget has been slashed, just happens to make an "amazing" announcement about seven "earth like planets" around a different star. This as a new budget  under a new President is being prepared. The problem is that no one can refute anything they say. (They could have said two or twelve plants and described their condition in any way they wanted. Who could call them out?)
    • Commenters: I'm not going to post anything where you accuse someone of theft even if it is a public official. You want to call them a moron or incompetent, fine. But you can't anonymously accuse someone of breaking the law and without proof.
    • I've been on three different major roadways in Wise County over the last couple of weeks where it looks like a blood bath happened on the highway. Someone had this suggestion of what is happening: People are hitting wild hogs. 
    • Speaking of being skeptical, I hate crap like this: The Trump administration is accused of  being anti-Semitic so they send the VP to a damaged Jewish cemetery who then rakes leaves for two minutes for the cameras. 
      Other guy: "That's right, Mr. VP. That's how you rake."
    • Major League Baseball has a new rule where an intentional walk no longer requires four balls. The pitcher can just signal that's what he wants to do and the hitter takes first base. That rule will hardly speed up games. But what it really is is a trial balloon about changing the rules in a sport which never changes rules. If the fans accept it, there will be more to come. 
    • Someone needs to check on Ann. She's looking as bad as Kellyanne: 
    • Boyd's own and former Ticket host Greg "The Hammer" Williams got mad at a black guy last night on Twitter and called him "Sambo." 
    • Former Fox 4 Sean Hannity co-host and token liberal whipping boy, Alan Colmes has died. 
    • Confederate flag takedown:
    • I watched Blackish for the first time last night. Not bad. But one of the craziest ad gimmicks I've ever seen occurred: They cut to a commercial, and it was the same Blackish characters continuing a scene but making it very clear that it was a Microsoft ad.  That didn't bother me. I knew it was an ad, and it's an entirely clever way of advertising. 
    • What I hate are ads disguised as news stories: Case in point: Fox 4 doing a story last night of a preacher who had a "viral" video singing about Whataburger. They even interviewed him in a Whataburger where he sang about how great a particular burger was. Come on. Don't lie to us like that. 


    at 8:41 AM

    2.22.2017

    Denton County Court Dress Policy


    I've got no problem with the policy but the one about leggings is kind of funny. It sounds like you could have leggings that don't cover your butt in which case they would be disallowed. Those would be some very exotic leggings.  (I assume they are talking about a top not covering a gal's rear end while she is wearing leggings.) And when is the last time you saw the word "derriere"?

    at 10:34 AM

    Uh, You're Doing It Wrong


    at 8:59 AM

    Above The Fold


    at 8:45 AM

    Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts



    • Bridgeport may, or so I've heard, announce their new head football coach tomorrow. 
    • That Milo guy mired in a pedophilia comment scandal got fired by Breitbart yesterday. When you are a famous hardline conservative and Breitbart and CPAC don't want you, you've got big problems. 
    • On Sunday there were about 40 or more pro-Trump supporters on the Basswood bridge over I-35W in North Fort Worth.  They had signs, banners, and flags. 
    • Bad day on I-35E during rush hour yesterday: 
    • The Selena movie was on for the millionth time this weekend. I think Jennifer Lopez was a better Selena than Selena was. 
    • It is a major beating to get a replacement credit card with a new number when the old card was already set up for automatic bill pay on multiple accounts. 
    • I had trouble updating the card on CenturyLink and had to call customer service. The lady referred me to another department and then began to whip me to no end with questions of whether I wanted to upgrade my service. 
    • Some McKinney residents are worried about the location of the proposed 380 bypass. That reminded me that there use not to be a 380 bypass in Decatur and all traffic went right through the courthouse square -- rock trucks and all. 
    • Does this happen?:
    • The boys on WBAP this morning were stunned that the Democratic National Committee was considering as its president a Congressman out of Minnesota because he's a Muslim.  But, of course, the said they don't have anything against Muslims. Riiiight. They are constantly sounding like old men trying to send back soup in a deli. 
    • Interesting thing going on with concert tickets to combat scalpers. The credit card you bought the tickets with becomes your ticket. You show up with card to get in. (That's the way airline tickets have worked for years.) 

    at 8:39 AM

    2.21.2017

    Let's At Least Give Him Credit . . .




    . . . If you're going to go -- go large.
    at 3:19 PM

    We've Got Animal Chaos Right Now In Queens, NY


    And there will be some video gold out of this once this thing finally comes to an end.

    Edit: OH, NO! It's now dead!
    at 11:34 AM
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