9.08.2021

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts





It's the 10 year anniversary of the fire in Bastrop which brought us some amazing photos.


  • The seven day average is now officially trending downwards.  And the last four days have all shown declines.  

  • But there's another variant out there, and it's in DFW
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  • Greg Abbott never takes questions from reporters. But it happened yesterday with embarrassing consequences. Let's break it down. (Video is here.)

    • The question: "Regarding the Heartbeat Bill, why force a rape or incest victim to carry a pregnancy to term?" Oh, my. That's quite the haymaker. How'd that guy get in the room? 
    • But Abbott seemed ready. If you watch the video, he starts nodding once the reporter says "rape or incest." He knew this was coming. He's prepared. He's got an answer at the ready. So he's knocking this one out of the park, right?
    • First part of Abbott's answer: “It doesn’t require that at all, because obviously it provides at least six weeks for a person to be able to get an abortion. So, for one, it doesn’t provide that."
    • Wait a second. First, he knows the new Bounty Bill, for all intents and purposes, bans abortion in Texas. And there is no exception for rape of incest. But what's with this "at least" six weeks bull? If by some miracle a woman did know she was pregnant at the moment of conception -- which is impossible -- she has a maximum of six weeks to terminate the pregnancy. "At least" implies she has six weeks and more. 
    • But then his answer got worse.
    • Abbott continued: "That said, however, let’s make something very clear: rape is a crime and Texas will work tirelessly  to make sure we eliminate all rapists from the streets of Texas by aggressively going after and arresting them and prosecuting them. And getting them off the streets. So goal number one in the state of Texas is to eliminate rape, so that no woman, no person, will be a victim of rape.”
    • The people serving as props behind him applauded wildly. Well, except these two who kept their hands clasped. 

    • Ok, the concept of eliminating all rapists is just dumb. That'll never happen. You know it. I know it. The two people not clapping know it. We all know it. That couldn't have been part of pre-planned answer, right? He was actually just winging it, right? And winging it badly at that point. 
    • But what does that nonsense have to be with a Heartbeat Bill? Even if you could magically "eliminate all rapists", they still have to rape first in order to be a rapist. And if they rape first, there's the chance of the pregnancy which is the basis for the reporters question.  So Abbott is telling us the Bounty Bill doesn't impact the pregnant victim because her rapist is in jail? 
    • There's a reason Abbott doesn't take questions in public. 
  • Remember Texas voter ID law? The first version was so harshly written that Texas got sued. In response, the legislature softened it so as to make it constitutional. But that first version and the lawsuit cost taxpayers $67 million. That was affirmed yesterday by the conservative Fifth Circuit.

  • Jerry's found a new way to make money, and the Jones Family day drank yesterday in celebration. 


  • How Trump is respecting 9/11:

  • Fox News does a better job of marketing for Democrats than the Democrats do.

  • "The median rent price for a one-bedroom apartment in Plano is $1,221."

  • Wild legal stuff out of Georgia: A District Attorney has been indicted for, among other things, offering an assistant $1,000 if she could obtain a murder conviction in a case. And one assistant had a better offer because she was offered the same amount to just announce "ready." Yikes.

  • Hot grocery store opinion: Whole Foods might be a scam. 
  • When I drove back from Nacogdoches through Jacksonville the other day I saw the Tomato Bowl, the town's high school stadium, and I can't stop thinking about it.

     

  • Messenger: Above the Fold

9.07.2021

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts




It's been 10 years, and I still haven't heard to it referred to as a "Mansfield bar."   


  • Yesterday was -218. 

  • But, on a dark note, some of the plateauing over the last week is based upon the number of hospital deaths. 

  • The federal government's announcement yesterday that it would "protect" those who seek constitutionally protected abortions doesn't mean much. The law the Justice Department cited, the "FACE Act", does nothing to prevent those from taking action via attempting to collect a $10,000 bounty.  


  • With no hint of irony, the voter bill will be signed in Deep East Texas today. (Side note. So Sen. Bryan Hughes was behind the voter bill and the Abortion Bounty bill?)

  • "Hey, Bob, you got any ideas for a theme to use at one of our government run county parks?" Bob: "Uh, yeah. Let's have people pretend they've been falsely convicted and sentenced to life in prison."

  • A six year old girl died on an amusement ride in Colorado on Sunday night. "The Haunted Mine Drop, which opened in July 2017, is billed as the first drop ride to go underground, plunging riders 110 feet inside of Iron Mountain."  A video of the ride is here. I'm not sure how that accident could happen.

     
  • Update from yesterday's weird case in South Carolina. 


  • Wall Street Journal: The number of women vs. men in college is getting way out of whack

  • Michael K. Williams, Omar from The Wire, was found dead in his New York City apartment yesterday.  He gave us one of the all-time great courtroom scenes. "I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase."

  • Random sports #1: This is real from Saturday.

  • Random Sports # 2: I watched the fourth quarter of the 1987 Texas/Arkansas game on the Longhorn Network yesterday and it was wildly entertaining Here is the end of it. Wikipedia says it was "the first time in Longhorn history that a game was won on the last play of the game." The two teams play this week. 

  • Uh, you might want to get on that.

  • Random High School football note:  Allen High School lost on Friday to Atascocita High (near Houston) by a score of 41-20. Get this: That loss snapped Allen's 84 game winning streak and was the first loss ever in their $60 million stadium.  They are now 122-1 at home.  



9.06.2021

Random Monday Morning Thoughts




Even I was taken aback when I re-read a Random Thoughts post dedicated exclusively to my first softball game ever as a head coach.

  • The hardest working man in show business supports the working man in general but isn't taken the day off to celebrate the working man. 
  • The chart I normally use is taking the day off, so I had to order one from my graphics department.  We stand at 13,732. The high during this surge was on 8/24 at 13,982, but since then it has been a roller coaster with slight changes up and down. 

  • I guess they didn't mind getting their photos taken. (Sound like momma did it.)

     

  • Horrible Covid reporting by the Rolling Stone over the weekend. 
    • Their story.

    • Their retraction.

  • Baylor says this isn't about political correctness but to just be more in line with what they call their other female sports teams. The only female identifiable names in the Big 12 are now the Texas Tech Lady Raiders and the Oklahoma State Cowgirls. 

  • Saw this image related to the new Texas Abortion Bounty Law and it stuck with me.

  • A new University of Texas/Texas Tribune poll shows a wild swing of Texans believing that Texas is now headed in the "wrong direction." And this was before the new Bounty Law took effect. 

  • "A man was found dead late Saturday at a downtown Dallas hotel after he accidentally shot himself while he was cleaning a gun, a witness told police." Tap the brakes on that. 

  • UT unveiled its new end zone seating over the weekend, but some have noticed the structure isn't quite centered. 


    • What exactly is that seating supposed to be used for because the occupancy rate seemed a bit small?

  • Fox showed the entire "Jump Around" tradition at Wisconsin this Saturday, and it was glorious. Video. (Although the first part appears to show everyone watching a dot race.) Runner-up: ESPN showing all of "Enter Sandman" and UVA on Friday. 

  • Fun sports nugget of the weekend: Remember the Arkansas high school coach who "never punts" and last year got a new gig at a small college in South Carolina? He had his first game on Saturday, won 84-43, his quarterback set a record throwing 10 TD passes, and . . . the team never punted. Yes, they went 4 of 5 on fourth down. But here's the really crazy stat: They attempted nine onside kicks. 

  • This was already a wild story which just got wilder. Here's the new story where the high tone South Carolina was "air-lifted" despite it being a "superficial" wound. Here's the original story where his son and wife were murdered in their home. His son had been facing felony charges for in the death of a 19 year old in a boating "accident." 


     
  • If I read the story correctly, the guy didn't have COVID and the officer never got sick. He was charged with Terroristic Threat which is a felony. He got two years probation.

    • Legal nerdy stuff. You have to really stretch the facts to make it fit in the Terroristic Threat statute. It's only a felony if it is a threat of "violence" and fits into 4, 5 or 6 below.  But that's how prosecutors work. They charge as high as as they can, even when it's a reach, and then when you call them on it, they say, "Feel free to take your chances with a jury if you think you're right . . . or take two years probation right now." 


  • Flashback to what constituted entertainment on TV when I was a kid: Cher performing with the Osmond Brothers. This video is fantastic and should be put in a time capsule. 

  • I just finished this book which I'll give another thumbs up. African Americans were voting and winning in North Carolina in the 1890s so whites used violence, then voter intimidation at the polls, and then changed the voting laws altogether to make sure it wouldn't happen again.  

  • If your paper (if you have a paper)  is part of the "USA Today network", there's a good chance your front page looks like the one below. Several in Texas have the identical layout this morning. I think that's a Gannett Co., Inc. property. 

9.03.2021

It's Friday -- Let's Get Out of Here