2.23.2021

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts



The similarities between now and 2011 are pretty amazing. We had two snow/ice storms hit during that Super Bowl Week, and then it warmed up dramatically.  It's going to be 80 degrees today. 

  • Thirty-one new Texas counties have been added to the Federal Disaster Declaration. Jack County is still not included. (Someone told me that the County Judge for each county had to submit a "Property Damage Assessment" in order to get on the list. I haven't confirmed this and need to ask Wise County Judge J.D. Clark about it.)
  • CPAC, the annual gathering of ultra-conservatives, had to kick someone off the agenda yesterday. Their theme this year was on of anti-cancel culture. 


  • In case you were wondering, it was "Young Pharaoh" who got cancelled by CPAC. "He has pushed several conspiracy theories such as QAnon, Pizzagate and Frazzledrip. He has also has said that both the COVID-19 pandemic and the January 6 Capitol riots were staged events planned by left-wing politicians . . . ."  Uh, if that's what it takes to get you disqualified, they might want to check the background of the rest of the speakers. 
  • Our next Attorney General, Merrick Garland -- a man who got screwed out of a Supreme Court seat by Mitch McConnell -- proved yesterday that he will not be Bill Barr. Go get 'em.

  • I finally watched the video of the black kid in Plano arrested for walking in the street in the snow. I've got some hot legal opinions.

    • You want to know something shocking? The cops did nothing illegal. Why? We've allowed Fourth Amendment law to evolve to such an extent that cops have the authority to jack with people for basically any reason -- prosecutors can almost always justify it for them. Let me explain.   
    • Notice how the Plano police first try to get him to stop by stalking him and "kindly" asking him to talk to them? They were just trying to use the "consensual encounter" law which allows them to voluntarily talk to anyone at any time without probable cause or without reasonable suspicion. If the kid would have stopped and talked to the cops, there wouldn't be a "detention" at all. The law would just consider it to be a citizen voluntarily talking to a cop. But the kid completely ignored the cops -- something he was perfectly allowed to do when cops attempt this "consensual encounter." 
    • Other than the "consensual encounter", is there another way where cops can detain someone who is doing nothing wrong? Yep. There's the Community Caretaking Function - law which is completely made up by the courts  and which Plano police initially tried to use to justify the stop. (The cop said, "Dude, stop, we’re trying to help you!”) That legal doctrine shouldn't work in this case, but there's a lot of judges who would bite on theory. 
    • Ok, let's assume it's not a valid use of the Community Caretaking Function (it's not), didn't the kid break the law and justify the detention once he failed to identify himself as requested by the cop as he walked away? Nope. You only have to identify yourself when you are "legally detained." You don't have identify yourself during a "consensual encounter." 
    • But in this case it evolved into a legal detention when they stopped the kid against his will. How was it legal? Police just need a suspicion that is reasonable that the kid was violating any law in order to detain. In this case, they could use a "fine only" law like Texas Transportation Code § 552.006 which provides "A pedestrian may not walk along and on a roadway if an adjacent sidewalk is provided and is accessible to the pedestrian." Ticky-tacky? You bet. But they just need a law -- any law -- to justify the stop. 
    • Wait! You noticed in § 552.006 that the sidewalk has to be "accessible"? Check out the big brain on Brad! Can't it be said the kid's stop and detention was illegal because the sidewalk wasn't "accessible" because it was icy? That is, he didn't actually break the law?  Nope. Doesn't matter. Get this massive loophole: A person doesn't actually have to be violating a law in order to be detained. The cops just need to "suspect" you are violating law so long as that the suspicion is "reasonable." They can even ultimately be wrong so long as they had a "reasonable suspicion" at the time of the stop.
    • Corollary: What if the cops didn't even know about Texas Transportation Code § 552.006? That is, they stopped him because they got pissed off at him?  Would that make the stop illegal? Nope. Their subjective intent doesn't matter. So long as their is an objective basis based upon some law, the stop of the kid is legal. Shocking? Yep. 
    • But they arrested the kid on a fine-only offense. That has to be illegal right? Nope. In Texas, cops can arrest you for any Class C fine-only offense (except speeding, open container in a car, and texting on a cell phone in a car. See Texas Transportation Code § 543.004.) 
    • So why did Plano drop the § 552.006 Walking In A Street case? Because this whole thing looked bad. That's the sole reason. They got scared of a public backlash. 
    • But you know how this works in real life with a slightly different factual situation? The cops searched the kid after the arrest (also completely legal) and find a little bit of weed on him. His lawyer can't get the case thrown out because the detention, arrest, and search was legal. The kid gets placed on probation, but is so pissed off that he got screwed over by the cops he blows it off. His probation gets revoked and gets a month in jail. And then he is forever branded a criminal and has difficulty getting a job for the rest of his life because he's a black guy with a criminal record. That's the American criminal justice system in a nutshell. 
  • Something I'll never get the chance to do, but would love to: Go inside the Oval Office. I've seen it so many times on the news and re-created to perfection in TV and movies, I feel like I know the place. (It's got four doors. Two are built into the wall in the back and hardly noticeable, a formal one to the direct left leads to a study, and another ornate one to the direct right leads to the Rose Garden.) If I were President, I'd wander out in the Rose Garden a lot.  


  • I pointed out the Live Streams of Texas courts yesterday and then noticed they didn't go live until late in the morning yesterday. I'm not sure what happened. (And many were showing "live" this morning even before 8:00 a.m.  That ain't right.)
  • Speaking of those live feeds, I got pissed off while randomly watching a municipal judge out of West Texas. Some young girl with two kids was appearing by Zoom conference, and the cops had wrote her up for three traffic violations for one stop. She then missed a court date and got an additional three Failure to Appear citations. She ignorantly pled guilty and the judge found her guilty on all six cases and jacked her with around $2,000 in fines -- money she obviously didn't have (she asked for community service but was ignored.) 
    • The only people who are truly "punished" for Class C fine-only offenses are the poor. 
  • I was thinking about the documentary Outcry which featured the high schooler in Williamson County who was wrongfully prosecuted and imprisoned for sexual assault of a child. I knew that one of the assistant D.A.s on the case, Geoffrey Puryear, was shockingly appointed by Gov. Abbott to be a judge in Travis County, but I hadn't seen an update. Here it is:  Puryear got slaughtered in an election last fall and is now in private practice in Lubbock. 



2.22.2021

Random Monday Morning Thoughts


I remember this like it was yesterday. And I can't begin to tell you just how adorable. cute, 
and loud she was.

  • Brookshires in Bridgeport looked like the Apocalypse had hit. And this photo was from yesterday (and the meat and dairy sections were equally as empty):

  • Ted Cruz continued his Damage Control Tour this weekend by putting pictures like this on his own Twitter feed. That's not gonna help him. 

  • AOC showed up and managed to raise $5 million for Texas since Thursday.


  • I'm uncomfortable with protestors showing up at Cruz's house, but can't help but appreciate the humor of someone hiring a mariachi band to play. 

  • President Biden declared a "Major Disaster Declaration" for 77 counties in Texas. Wise County made the list. Jack County did not.

  • Hey, this is unrelated, but were those wind turbines in Jack County turning last week? Someone email me with the answer.
  • I'm sure you've seen the  Boeing 777 engine on fire as it left Denver. 



  • Stuff I learned about pipe repair. This coupling by Sharkbite easily does the trick and amazingly does not require glue, cement, or welding. The thing only costs $7.50 and is removable if you screw something up. With a two inch gap removed, it slides over both ends of two stationary pipes.


  • It looks like Trump's first personal appearance since going into seclusion at Mar A Lago will be speaking a CPAC. Mike Pence has declined.

  • 60 Minutes has a segment on QAnon last night which is worth your while.

  • Dominion has officially sued My Pillow and Mike Lindell this morning. The 115 page lawsuit is here. (The amount of time and effort expended on preparing the Petition, which has 246 footnotes, is mind-blowing.)

  • An OU wide receiver got in a fight in restroom bar and almost lost an eye. It was all caught on video (complete with the over-cussing, annoying narrator.)

  • My favorite actor might be Ben Foster. I first noticed him in Alpha Dog (love that movie) and thought he was great in Hell or High Water (one of my all time favorite flicks).   I watched two of his most recent films over the Icemageddon where he's great but the films are mediocre: Leave No Trace and Galveston.  (He actually had a pretty big roll in Six Feet Under, but I hardly remember him in it.)

  • Any Texas court which has any proceeding by Zoom must simultaneously make the broadcast live on Youtube. A list of any court which is "live" at any particular time should be at the top of the page here
  • The Ticket has spent a bunch of time promoting "digital sports cards" and NBA Top Shot, and I think it is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Here's an example: Host Jake Kemp paid money (probably around $20)  to "own" this video of Gordon Hayward jump shot. His video card is numbered 5,553 out of 12,000 (which means 12,000 other people shelled out money, too, for that video.)  Currently there are 768 of the 12,000 video cards for re-sale with a price range of $89 to $250,000. For some reason, the higher the number the higher the value.  Did I mention I think this is dumb? It's like people who thought they could make money off of Beanie Babies. I'll say it again: You haven't made anything off something until you actually sell it.

2.19.2021

It's Friday -- Let's Get Our of Here (If We Ever Got Here)







Random Friday Morning Thoughts

 


I have no memory of a computer being a contestant on Jeopardy. But if it could win then, it would dominate now. 

  • I probably took to much joy in watching Ted Cruz being scorched all day yesterday for running off to Cancun while Texas suffers. I may frame the picture of him in the Cancun airport as he headed back to do damage control:

    • I can just picture Cruz arriving at the Ritz-Carlton, changing into shorts , walking out on the balcony with his complimentary margarita, and then looking at his phone and seeing 198 messages. 
    • I like this pic, too. 

    • He continues to blame his daughters (10 and 12) for this fiasco. After all, he claims they wanted to go to Cancun since school was closed for the week and, being a "good dad", he said yes.  (Who amongst us hasn't taken our kids to Cancun on a whim?)
    • But actually that's not true. Leaked group text messages by Cruz's neighbors show that Cruz's wife strung that deal together. 

    • For a politician who literally cares about nothing other than being a politician, how could he possibly have been that dumb to be caught in a fiasco like this? 
    • Cruz ran into the loving arms Sean Hannity last night for damage control. But it was bizarre in it's own right. Watch his one minute explanation here.  (I actually watched  most of  Hannity for the first time in years just to see it and, let me tell you, I don't know how anyone can stomach Hannity's lies and propaganda. It was insane.) 

    • Funny lines that I saw about the whole mess: (1) We didn't send Mexico our "best people", did we? (2) We can't fault him for crossing the border. He was just looking for a better life for his family at the moment. (3) If Ted Cruz were an ordinary dude, and he did a Mexico round-trip in less than 17 hours, the DEA would be waiting on his lawn when he got home.
  • In a response that was anything but "candid", Gov. Abbott lied yesterday. 

  • And I think this "seconds or minutes" claim is a lie as well. That sounds like something ERCOT made up in order to deflect criticism. You know, "Don't be mad at us! We actually saved you!"

  • We haven't had mail delivered this week. I'm not complaining -- just an observation. 
  • Shout to Ms. LL for doing a heck of a job going to the grocery store before all this hit. We've been fine all week. 
  • I'm an idiot on things like this, but most of society's energy problems would be solved by huge and cheap batteries that could power a house, right? I mean, we have slowly gotten  to the point where electric cars run on batteries with capabilities we couldn't dream of.  Now just keep that technology going for home power storage.  Massive capacity. Store for extended periods. Cheap.  Problems solved. 
  • Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert, who might be the secret sister of Marjorie Taylor Greene, attended a hearing by Zoom with guns prominently (and oddly) placed in the background. 


  • Look at Wednesday:

  • Sports: I don't really care about Carson Wentz being traded to the Colts, but his trade now leaves Dak as the only QB on this list which is still with the team that drafted him:

  • Time which has passed since the Wise County Sheriff's Office has failed to solve the murder of Lauren Whitener in her home at Lake Bridgeport: 595 days.
  • Messenger: Above the Fold 

2.18.2021

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

 


Most have forgotten, but we had "rolling blackouts" during Super Bowl week 10 years ago. My thought then is the same now: There's something flat-out weird about it which doesn't make sense, and I can't help but wonder if we are being taken for a ride. 

  • With that introduction, this headline below didn't help yesterday: 

  • Even Oklahoma is somehow doing fine throughout this ordeal, and Arkansas taunted us yesterday by using snow plows on their side of Stateline Road in Texarkana. This whole week has revealed how Texas was unprepared, and it makes our braggadocio reputation seem hollow. silly, and forever unjustified.

  • A faithful reader between Decatur and Slidell sent me this pic yesterday. His power has been out since Monday.  Incredible. 

  • I bet Rick Perry didn't ask him if he was willing to make that sacrifice -- something which Perry thinks we are all willing to do just to act stupidly independent in the face of the federal government. (Hey, remember that Trump made Perry the Energy Secretary -- the same guy who got a D in college in a course named "Meats"?) 

  • I got to experience the joy of the snowstorm yesterday morning when the Family Dog decided to make a break for it. The mutt acted like he was free from a life a bondage with a miraculous series of zig-zagging sprints and changes of direction that covered a half mile. That dumb thing actually loved the snow, and the chase went on for 30 minutes.
  • I'm also proud to report I didn't break a bone when, during my pursuit of the wild beast through the streets, I hit a patch of ice, my feet came out from under me, and the upper part of my body came crashing down on the snowy pavement. An ambulance ride was flashing before my eyes on the way down to ground. I got lucky. 
  • I also had the joy of a experiencing a busted pipe later in the day. Fortunately, I saw it the second it happened and knew how to shut off the water at the main. 
  • Broken pipes are happening to everyone. The civil courts building in Dallas is not doing well:

  • I researched as to how hard it would be fix a pipe (if you can get to it), and it really doesn't look that hard at all. But good luck finding a tube/pipe cutter if you don't already own one. They are sold out all across the Southwest Proper. Literally.

  • Social media and media outlets are abuzz about Ted Cruz possibly being spotted going to Cancun yesterday. Between him, Perry and Abbott, is the GOP trying to lose Texas in the future? 


  • Rush Limbaugh has died. Judging from the online reaction, more than a few people didn't think very highly of him. I'm in that group.  Two generations of politicians thought that Limbaugh's online bombastic and callous persona was the way that an actual human being should act. And somehow it got them elected. 
  • Watch Trump's building in Atlantic city being imploded yesterday. (Hey, see that building to the right that is still standing today? It is where the Democrats held their 1964 convention. I found a photo of it below. Think LBJ felt a little pressure with those signs behind the stage?)


  • "The San Diego Padres and superstar shortstop Fernando Tatis Jr. agreed to a 14-year, $340 million contract extension Wednesday night."  I'm torn on this. Did Tatis agree to too long of a contract? That amount might be considered cheap 10 years from now but, on the other hand, baseball is the one sport that might be in financial dire straits in a decade.