Most Recent Texas Criminal Trends - Cases Filed In Courts

Drug cases dominated new filings in district courts last year.

Amazingly, DWI filings have plummeted over the long term:

Full report (pdf).

Random Guys In A Backyard Boxing Match

Note to kid in the white wife-beater: Look out for the guy's right hook.

(That was right out of Frazier vs. Ali)

Bill Murray In Fort Worth This Morning

Bill Murray in Fort Worth at @ColonialGolf pic.twitter.com/5SSV86JrE2

— WFAA-TV (@wfaachannel8) May 25, 2016

Different angle:

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• I tuned into a Trump speech in New Mexico last night when he went into a rant about Syrian refugees coming to that state. (That's really a problem?) A lady behind him began yelling, with a very angry face, "Go back! Go back!" She was wearing a "Christians for Trump" t-shirt.
• And there was a heck of a protest after the speech which turned a little violent. Several Mexican flags could be seen amongst the protesters.
• My office Internet slowed to a crawl but a call to Century Link, the much maligned company, had it fixed in slightly over 24 hours. 
• I noticed the obituary of Jeremiah Martinez, 35, in the Messenger. That was a familiar name up at the courthouse.  He was a troubled soul. 
• The Colonial Pro-Am is today and you know who is playing?: Bill Murray. I'd pay more to see that than the actual golf tournament this weekend. 
• This morning's local news: A huge alligator was captured near a Dallas school. And I do mean huge. Pic.
• This morning's local news #2. A boat crushed a vehicle on a highway in Kaufman County. Pic. 
• Does Baylor not has a PR department? After the report by Chip Brown that Ken Starr would be removed as president, Baylor only issued a cryptic press release saying that Starr "is" the president. Talk about the irony of the phrase, "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."  Did they mean he is currently the president or he is currently, and will remain, president. 
• There's a Letter to the Editor in the Messenger by Bridgeport's Rusty White this week taking the War on Drugs in Wise County to task. He points out that in the most recent grand jury meeting that almost 50 percent of the 57 indictments were for drug related.  He refers to it as "people ranching" for profit and job security. 
• "Now, suddenly, to give this kind of power to a criminal prosecutor, who is virtually uncontrollable, is dangerous . . . . " - Justice Stephen Breyer one month ago during oral arguments in McDonnell vs. United States.
• Someone called the office yesterday wanting to know who to vote for in two run-off races for the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals. All four names belonged to people who were not incumbents, and I had never heard of any of them. Me! And I follow that court as closely as anyone. (One of them won last night who has the name of Scott Walker. That proves it is nice to have the same name as a very conservative Republican Governor from Wisconsin.)
• Universities can't afford to pay student athletes? UCLA just signed a $280 million deal with Armor All. Edit: Before I get kicked too hard, that was Under Armor. (I cleaned my car last weekend). 

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When Donald Trump Me Ali G

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• The number of elementary students enrolled at Northwest ISD? A shocking 10,136.
• The 7th Grader In The House is on a week long field trip and was in Austin yesterday where she was introduced to some Texas lawmakers who fielded questions. I told her to ask, "Will you support Donald Trump? Yes or no, and then please explain why. Thank you."
• Ranger Josh Hamilton is out for the year. The chances of him being missed? None.
• I was beaten down by The Bachelorette last night starring JoJo from Argyle.
• I don't necessarily have a problem with Dallas DA taking a leave of absence (again) to treat her mental health issues. I do have a problem if she is collecting her $210,000 annual salary while getting treatment.
• There was a "medical emergency at The Crowing Rooster, no. 18, in Runaway Bay" this morning. What is that?
• UT sports reporter Chip Brown reported this morning that Baylor regents will remove Kenneth Starr as the president of the university by the end of the month. If true, the man who started the impeachment process of Bill Clinton for allegations of sexual misconduct will lose his job for not investigating allegations of sexual misconduct. (And I wrote this on March 4th: " I've said it before: President Kenneth Starr should lose his job because he has lost control of that school.")
• The Senior in the House is graduating. I've never been though this before but I'm beginning to think that Mrs. LL, who never cries, is about to do a whole lot of crying. 
• The over/under for the Cowboys this year is 9.5. I need to break down hours and hours of game film before I can give you my Sports Genius prediction. I'm leaning to the Under.
• I had a weird sensation last night as I scanned the Netflix library and scanned basically every channel on cable (I bet I have 20+ movie channels). I have also gained access to a ton of books and a bunch of old Texas Monthly's. It's information overload and I gave up. When your options are limited, it's much easier to find gold. 
• I heard a political ad this morning for the Texas run-off for a House position by Justin Holland. Man, he hit all the hot buttons: He wants to secure the border, supports the NRA, cut taxes, cut regulations, "uphold traditional marriage", "a strong Christian", supports "stopping abortion", and supports" stopping Obamacare." That's a right wing Conservative Royal Flush right there. 

Sports Anchor Is A Little Uptight

But this doesn't beat the time Dale Hansen got mad at John McCaa for doing the same thing. (It once was on youtube but taken down. Message board discussion about it here.)

Bad, Bad Man

Dog hit with wrench by contractor in viral video https://t.co/JZkrV0Msbu

— FOX 4 NEWS (@FOX4) May 23, 2016

Proof That The Official Liberally Lean Girl Still Has It

From last night's Billboard Awards . . .

Ex-KXAS Anchor Jane McGarry

"Call the Fire Department, this is serious hotness!" That's what @ohsocynthia said! #DIFFADallas pic.twitter.com/0FJJFh8bMB

— Jane McGarry (@TheJaneMcGarry) May 23, 2016

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• Cue the music: "Look who's back. Back again."  Yes, your long blog nightmare is over. I'm back. (But, seriously thanks to Mrs. LL for holding down the fort and acknowledging that, "Writing that blog every day is hard!" 
• Yes, I'm aware of all of the allegations against Baylor. But I'm not sure why ESPN has put Waco in its cross-hairs.
• Full Idiocracy: Did you see Donald Trump listed the goofy tweeting Texas Supreme Court judge as one of his 10 likely nominees for the U.S. Supreme Court?
• I watched the Twin Peaks of Waco documentary on CNN. Not a whole lot of new information but it did cement my belief that this will be a cluster before it is all said and done. (Did you know that not a single one of the 170+ defendants has gone to trial and none are accused of murder.)
• Bryan Cranston in the HBO movie where he stars as LBJ is fantastic. 
• Mrs. LL told me she had a blow out and it blew off the back rear panel. I thought she was just talking about a little piece of plastic that comes down behind the back tires of the Gangsta Mobile. Nope, it blew off the entire back panel!
• Fox News poll of a sample of registered Hispanic voters: For Hillary - 62%. For Trump - 23%.
• That being said, it wouldn't surprise me if Trump won the Presidency. Nothing has made sense up so far and now he gets to run with the cloak of legitimacy: He is the Republican nominee.
• First Baptist of Dallas pastor, Robert Jeffers, is at it again. He says that Transgender-friendly businesses are a greater threat than ISIS.
• Thanks for all the cards and letters while I was away. I greatly appreciate it.
• Mark Cuban says he would consider being the VP for either Trump or Hillary. Huh?
• The widow of The American Sniper is now doing commercials for a DFW car dealership. Sheesh.
• The Dallas Morning News is basically going behind a paywall again. If I understand it correctly, you get to read only three articles a month for free.
• This is not the way you are supposed to play basketball.

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Friday Midmorning Cute Video

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

• Johnny Depp can do a really good Trump impersonation. And that's why he's your RTG of the day.
• The Ticket's Corby Davidson got smacked in the forehead last night during a broadcast. Honestly, I'm shocked that doesn't happen more often. I've listened to those broadcasts. 
• I can't wait for football to no longer be relevant. Two players were sent to the hospital, one vis helicopter, after a head to head collision. 
• Baylor and Waco has tried to keep the campus' bad side quiet, but, "Outside the Lines has obtained documents that detail largely unknown allegations of sexual assault, domestic violence and other acts of violence involving several Baylor football players." Why is it that Outside the Lines is the one to go after this story? 
• I now am scouting locations for a new LL mansion on the cliffs of East Bay. 
• UNT applied for a liqour license. I have a feeling that is going to be a bad idea.
• Death in media: Morley Safer, CNN correspondent dies at 84. I still have the 60 minutes episode that aired on 5/15/16 about his life story on the dvr to watch.
• Carpal Tunnel is a real thing. I've had surgery to correct that very painful problem and will go for round two this summer. A nameless person commented and calling it fake. No way they actually believe that, right?
• The Senior in the House has a Senior Luncheon, two Senior Dinners and Senior Sunday at church this weekend. The 7th Grader in the House is leaving Monday for a five day school trip touring Texas. Another weekend without sleeping in. I'm not sure I'll get to even sneak a nap in. #GraduatingProblems Summer can't get here quick enough. 
• The Kids in the House and most of their friends call Barry, Bubear. 

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

Stop the press You've Cat to be Kitten me right meow. How adorable is that gal? Adopt her and name her Mrs. LL please.
The Texas Supreme Court ruled that the current way to fund schools (taxes on property) is really unfair but not unconstitutional -- so it stays in place.
A "Davey" in Bridgeport called into The Ticket this week.
Texas Rangers have a new Bloody Mary at The Ballpark.

That is absolutely Idiocracy. The Sweet Spot Cotton Candy Hot Dog is also evidence of that. Sheesh.
Don Willett is on Trump's list of Supreme Court nominees. Don Willett was the one that tweet a Donald Trump Haiku.

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• Texas Rangers had 14 players with suspensions. Odor was also fined $5000 so a fan started a GoFundMe page. 
• Predictions for the Byron Nelson Golf Tournament. Golf is one of those sports that I have a hard time getting in to.
• Wise County Weather Update from, well...The Update:
• WET START – Rain was falling on commuters headed in to work this morning. Rainfall totals as of 7:30 a.m. included 0.85 of an inch in Greenwood, 0.79 in Decatur, 0.5 in Alvord, 0.42 in Bridgeport and 0.27 in Rhome. Oncor Area Manager Sabrina Easley reported 1,200 customers without power as of 7:30 in Alvord and Runaway Bay. Both areas have been out since around 5:30 a.m. when the storms came through. The forecast calls for a 50 percent chance of rain today and a 40 percent chance tonight. Rain chances remain in the forecast through Friday.
• Prosper woman sentenced to two years in prison for having sex with her son's 15 year old friend. Kinda light punishment.
• I found what I need Barry to get me for Christmas. I may need to start a GoFundMe to help him out. 
• "Exactly 62 years ago, on May 17, 1954, the U.S. Supreme Court declared that segregated schools were unconstitutional." What year is this?
• Cute, but don't get me this doggie.
• Oh, Trump.

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• Look into those cute puppy eyeballs and tell me you don't want to adopt it. I Miss Snuggles 
• Cigarette tax per pack may increase in Oklahoma from $1.50 to $2.00. Missiouri's tax rate is only $0.17. It's a little hard to compete with that.
• It's been one year since the Waco Shootout.There was a documentary by CNN aired last night.
• Ken Paxton is asking himself for an opinion.
• Former Jacksboro football coach, Chuck Curtis has died. He led them to a state title in the 1960's.
• Note to Barry: If a flower tag says to plant in full sun and you plant it in shade, it's not going to make it. Mystery solved. You're welcome.
• Also, Barry's favorite female raunchy comedian, Sara Silverman, will be performing at WinStar.
• I found an animal I won't be asking Barry for.
• Throw back post Tuesday. And update to that post. I can't say I turned out to be that kind of wife. Then again, I do have a bat.
• Also, speaking of the bat, I didn't say we don't own guns, I just mentioned that I don't like guns. I've seen the result too many times.