Fan Picks Up Live Ball -- Immediately Considers Suicide

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Was that a security guard that got them out of their seats? I'm guessing they weren't getting kicked out but taking them somewhere safe just in case the crowd got rowdy,

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• In Houston, someone was indicted for creating,with intent to harm, a Twitter account where it was not identified as a parody account but a real account.
• Trump crushed Cruz in NY last night but it'll be close if he can get enough delegates to seize the nomination. We may be headed for a brokered convention and it will be the most entertaining political event in history. 
• You think Ted Cruz regrets his derogatory "New York values comment now?
• Hillary destroyed Sanders. That race is over. 
• Johnny Football's new agent quit on him. And yesterday Nike severed ties with him. What a moron.
• Lake Bridgeport is 4.07 feet above conservation level this morning. Who would have believed that 2 years ago?
• Gotta go. My physical therapist just showed up unannounced.
• Edit: OK, I'm back. The therapy is about my left leg that I felt like I was "losing" -- so much so that I had developed a limp. But, I'll be, therapy has improved it. And I came up with a  genius idea: Put a two pound ankle weight around the "bad leg" only. That made me work it harder even when simply walking.
• People Magazine has named Jennifer Aniston "The Most Beautiful Woman In The World." Did you know she is 47?

It's All Fun And Games Until A Rent-A-Cop Turns Into Rocky

You know, the security guard is getting some heat for this. I'm not sure that's fair. Ever seen a bunch of drunk girls at a bachlorette party? They are meaner and more aggressive than the Crips or the Bloods (except they wear makeup and have more tattoos.) The fact that he was able to take two of them down while trying to throw out "little Miss Innocent" is the equivalent of Frazier knocking Ali to the floor in that famous fight.

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• Had my first full throttle rehab session yesterday and I'd like to say I slayed it by walking up stairs and lifting a 4 pound weight in exercise routines. But in all seriousness, my left leg which seemed to be going "dead" on me felts a heck of a lot better.
• I even had a lady come in and give me a memory test. Trust me, I'm getting examined like I'm about to enter the NFL draft.
• I mentioned that the most recent Texas Monthly article is dedicated to guns. One was written by a woman who was part of the mass shooting in Killeen in 1991. She normally carried a gun in her purse but had taken it out and kept it in her car because she feared arrest. Both of her parents were killed as they sat across the table from her. She went on to become a Texas legislator.
• I don't understand anyone being excited about the Mavs making the  playoffs. (Yeah, that was a heck of a game but the Rockets could not have played any worse and still almost won - They'll probably win the next three). The best thing that could have  happened would have been to miss the playoffs and at least take a flyer in the lottery. And next year they won't be as good as they were this year which could best be described as mediocre.
• It's New York election day and Trump will come within inches of guaranteeing his nomination. Incredible.
• Lake Bridgeport is 2.79 feet over conservation level with a huge storm about to it the watershed this evening.
• Texas fought the U.S. in the Supreme Court yesterday on immigration. Question: Why did we have to pay for AG Ken Paxton to go to D.C. and stay in a hotel when he didn't argue the case and simply watched?

Firing It Up

I Have A Baseball Post!

Ian Kinsler was genius on this.

One out. There is a guy on first who is as fast as Usain Bolt.  Since there is only one runner on base, the "in field fly rule"does not apply. Kinsler is actually smart enough to know this.  If Kinsler catches the ball, the fast guy stays on first and the batter is out. Instead, Kinsler intentionally lets the ball hit the ground and throws it to second for a force. Now the fastest guy on the other team is out instead of remaining on first.

Sneaky, but brilliant.

(Stuff like this was why I almost won Manager of the Year of a bunch of sixth graders who were lucky enough to remember to take their gloves into the field after they just went 0-fer in their at bat.)

It's Tax Day

Here's what your 2015 income tax dollars paid for https://t.co/ul33YRpdUv pic.twitter.com/naDOK4iGib

— CNN (@CNN) April 18, 2016

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• Barry Held Hostage: Day 6. Ted Koppel has to be thinking about firing up Nightline again.
• Other than one brief night in the hospital 15 years ago, I've never been through anything like before. 
• It's insane. You get out of be and an alarm goes off.A sweet attendant will show up and will stay with you until you walk back to bed.
• If you simply want to walk down the hall, one of them must come with you.(And they walk with you like your a toddler yet I'm fine!) Strangest think I've ever seen. (Then again when they give me dope at 4:00 and then I have to walk a ways two hours later I might look like a toddler).
• If get to my feet and either Mrs. ll or the staff asks me for the billion time, "What are you doing?, Local law enforcement will have the joy of locking me up because I will go on a rampage.
• I know why health care costs so much: I meet with doctors, aides, physical therapists, multiple nurses, a guy who draws my blood, a guy who monitors my blood pressure, a case manager, a CNA, etc. I even had a lady come in to watch me eat to see if I was "swallowing correctly." And that doesn't begin to calculate the cost of the analysis of the blood and other interpretations of the tests. 
• Then throw in a MRI, CAT. EKG, and EEG and the price is through the roof. And that doesn't even factor in the hospital room and the extreme cost of a band-aid. Good lord.
• Don't get me wrong, the health care I have received has been excellent, it is the cost that is out of control.
• Yesterday, two different nurses asked me if Mrs. LL was my daughter.
• I wish I had Anthony Bourdain's career.
• Lake Bridgeport level is 2.5 feet over conservation level this morning and rising.And, by the way, the lake is CLOSED.
• LAKE WORTH - Fort Worth police found a body in Lake Worth on Saturday morning."

My Rehab This Morning

This is what it was like:

After that we all bonded together to get a tatoo.

View post on imgur.com  (It's more like one minute than 10 minutes)

Random Sunday Morning Thoughts

Shout out to the bbq guy who comped my meal because I helped him out yards ago .
I've been moved to a different facility.  I feel like I've been transported from Huntsville to Middleton.
Who is that Pi lawyer with the hug
He billboard on 380?   I've never heard of him.
I've never had so many computer problems.
Bernie Sanders might just beat Hillary
More to. Come. My therapist is here.

And the winners are:'

We have a mystery: I was in second place and now my ballot appears to have COMPLETELY disappeared from the bracket. Edit: I finally found myself at he mid-range. Good job. Great effprt

Random Sunday Morning Specials Thoughts

• It is Day 6 and I'm still being held hostage You boys might wanto roud up a a possee. I'm getting a ittle antsy.
• And now Iearned l'll be  It is a rehabilitation tactility where I will stay until they same "I'm fine."  But I suppose I san simply walk away at any time (But that contract might take a bite out). They are focused on having me work on loss my equilibrium which caused me to fall in the first place.
• Walking around  Wise Regional with a nurse for exercise is uuuuuuuuuuu.. .embarassing.\y
• I'lll tel uou the fimal cost.of all of this oonce I get it.O.
• Every doctor a doctor tells me tells eI'm going tobe fine. All I hear is,"We're lying. We've alreadu contacted Hawkins Funera Home. I've stayed in the Charles Burton Room and the Cocanougher Room. My only other goals are to stay in the Roy Eaton Room and Speedo Man Room.
• When I blogged on drugs last week, Mrs.LL actilly yelled at me, "STOP BLOGGING you sound like a crazyman. Butt they cut back on the medicine  nd I ;mve fine now."
•  Dear clients:  In this electronic day and time  your encrypted videos re being viewed.(And trust me, I;ve got lots of time to lookat them
• Ross Perot, the Tump of our time, was only in the race days.started his race in Frbruary and then quite inn July. And he still got almost 20% of the vote. Thtat's crazy and caued  a Rebublkcan incumbent his job. Trump,which a larger tnan lfe figre when copared to Perot, has the potential to  cause havoc if hewere to run as as an Independent.

I Have No Idea What Is Going On With

About last week...

This Blog's been acting crazy, the backspace won't work, and their are some strange Arab names at the top. And sometimes the screen will just go dark. The thing is over five years old and, for the first time I might consider a MacBook;

Secondly, I wrote almost Random Thoughts on (prescription drugs.) That' my excuse and I'm sticking it to it.

Thirdly, all the doctors say I'm on my way to full rehab recovery center. But they won't release me and won't let me get out of bed without a walker, go outside on my own I'm on the verge of waling out and screaming "Attica!Attiua!" They won't say it but I think I had a mini Stroke.

Anyway, I' heard that the new facility has basically no Internet acce ss so I may open up Random Thoughts to Faithful Readers. Leave your name or handle below if you are interested.

I have no idea what's going on with this blog

• The timeline is screwed up and things I posted disappeared or didn't post.
• To those that care, I'm still in the hospital. Everything looks good, but I might be here for 2 or 3 more weeks. You might expect some downtime in the meantime, but rest assured I'll be back blogging very soon.
• There seems to be a lack of steady internet connection along with laptop technical difficulties. There may be more postings from Mrs. LL relayed from me.
• I'm planning on getting healthy over the next 2-3 weeks.
• I appreciate the prayers, positive thoughts and those that have visited as opposed to the very easy target of kicking me in nuts. 
• As Spock would say, "Live Long and Prosper". 

Under the weather

Your favorite blog is currently taking a short break while Barry is under the weather. He's fine and will update very soon. In the meantime check out those approved inferior blogs he's linked on the right.

-Mrs. LL

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• Hey, now.
• There can, and often will be, a driver's license suspension after a DWI. You can fight it, but it is very hard to win. In the past, the hearings for Wise County arrests used to be in Fort Worth. Now they are in Denton. But "the government"actually called me if I thought the change was appropriate. I said yes. (My friends in the Fort Worth office acted like they would miss me.)
• The greatest part yesterday, for my first hearing there, was when I was roaming around the fourth floor of the Denton County Courthouse looking for the right room and a DPS Trooper directed me as to where to go. (I later pointed out to the judge about his kindness.)
• I hate new routines. I am a man of routines.
• Cruz will win Wisconsin. 100% guarantee. But that doesn't mean Trump won't win in the end.
• There's a foundation repair ad on The Ticket which says that their fee is low that "their lawyer" won't let them say it. STAY AWAY! The dishonesty is shocking. 
• The end of the NCAA Championship game last night will be remembered for years.
• "SOUTHLAKE  - Juan Jesus Guerrero Chapa, the lawyer fatally shot in Southlake in 2013, acted as the 'de facto head' of a Mexican drug cartel, was running 'a large criminal enterprise,' attorneys for one of the men charged in Guerrero’s death allege in a new court filing."
• I got my annual letter from the Texas State Bar that read "Urgent. Official Ballot Enclosed" for the election of the President of the State Bar of Texas. Dear State Bar: Whomever is elected has no power and I don't care. There is nothing "Urgent" about it.
• I have never seen "One Shining Moment" at the end of the game. I move on.
• It is confusing that men's NCAA games are the only one which doesn't have quarters. 

Isn't All This A Little Pricey?

Link.

And there is a wiki link to all of the history of the story.

h/t: Bud Kennedy

What A Crazy Time In History

Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. is slain in Memphis on this day in 1968. https://t.co/aOazNJfuXZ pic.twitter.com/t7ryM1YtlI

— NYT Archives (@NYTArchives) April 4, 2016