- Liberally Lean Pic' Em Tournament. Funniest name so far is "Foul Hooked Catfish" which is a callback joke from Random Thoughts last week. (Pay the man, Shirley.)
- "A Weatherford High School senior was killed Monday morning in a hunting accident in Wise County, a spokesman for the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department confirmed." I wonder if it was part of the tournament that is going on.
- Trump might very well win, for all intents and purposes, the Republican nomination tonight.
- I once sent out a press release as DA and used the phrase "intensive purposes" because that is what I thought the phrase was. The Messenger corrected it for me before it went to press.
- Jeff Miller, the NFL’s senior vice president for health and safety, acknowledged a causal relationship between football-related head trauma and chronic traumatic encephalopathy Monday. Three thoughts: (1) Finally, (2) I wonder if this admission was authorized and, if not, did Roger Goodell had a heart attack?, and (3) This was during a "roundtable discussion on concussions convened by the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Energy and Commerce" That committee was discussing the NFL?
- Has the Fort Worth PD pepper spraying cop been fired yet?
- The Senior In The House woke up yesterday, put on big dark glasses, and walked the dog. Her normally pretty hair was a mess. She looked just like the daughter in Vacation.
- I can't remember the product, but I heard a radio commercial this morning that referenced "intelligent molecules". Idiocracy.
- I missed the story yesterday of the guy who fled from the cops and was found in a barn in Wise County after a dog was used to locate him. We had a regular John Wilkes Booth there. At least the barn wasn't set on fire. (Sidenote: Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase for Lincoln's Killer by James L. Swanson is one of the best history books I've ever read.)
- Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg turns 83 today.
- Mrs. LL is wearing out the kayak. I told her she's going to have arms like Hulk Hogan before the summer is over.
- I watched an old 30 for 30 on the USFL this weekend and it is a must see for any football fan. And then it turns its cross-hairs and Donald Trump who basically destroyed the league. There is nothing more entertaining when they show him the check from the NFL and the USFL sued them. The jury verdict was one dollar.
3.15.2016
Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts
3.14.2016
In Case You Missed It
Man, the Secret Service was all over it.
(But that is one redneck crowd. Language warning.)
Random Monday Morning Thoughts
- I'll have The Official Liberally Lean NCAA Basketball Bracket For College Teams Which Has No Prize [insert trademark] up in a few minutes. Edit: It should be here. Tell me if you have any problems, and please vote responsibly. And get those funny names ready.
- CBS decided to make it a two hour presentation of the seedings for the tournament and then someone decided to release an absolutely accurate bracket on Twitter that had been leaked.
- Baylor plays Yale in the first round. That will be the whitest crowd in the history of ever.
- I've developed a serious case of the hiccups and they keep coming back. That hasn't happened in years.
- I caught another fish! Yay! It swallowed the entire lure. Boo!
- "Alabama deputy shoots dog after man loses everything in trailer fire, arrests him for disorderly conduct, on video"
- An off-duty Farmer's Branch officer shot and killed a 16 year old in Addison last night.
- "At Austin event, Mark Cuban calls Ted Cruz ‘worst politician in Texas’"
- I repaired a bed this weekend which had slats that had collapsed. I used 2x4s, a circular saw, and a Mikata drill. Mrs. LL said there is no way it will hold up. I bet money that it would and gave her 10 to 1 odds. I forgot the supports underneath and I hope it held up or this will be expensive.
- I've never understood the media saying they have an "exclusive interview". Isn't that 99% of interviews?
- Texas has gone from a drought to a rain forest.
- Mrs. LL knew where I went on Saturday and asked me about it, and I have no idea how she knew. I actually laughed. I've got nothing to hide and that's a good feeling.
- The end of the Oklahoma/WVU game was incredible. I'll name it "The Shot That Never Was."
- Uncovered: In November a pastor called for the execution of gays and then introduced Ted Cruz. "Kevin Swanson: Yes, Romans Chapter 1 verse 32 the Apostle Paul does says [sic] that homosexuals are worthy of death. His words not mine! And I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Jesus Christ! And I am not ashamed of the truth of the word of God. And I am willing to go to jail…."
3.11.2016
Whoa!
A WFAA crew's heading to Bridgeport, where a home has reportedly exploded. (Photo: Joe Duty / Wise County Messenger) pic.twitter.com/2xEgu8KUDt— WFAA-TV (@wfaachannel8) March 11, 2016
After Two Years, Johnny Football Is Out Of Job
Timeline: How QB Johnny Manziel went from Texas A&M legend to a partying bust https://t.co/MoQB2Dti44 pic.twitter.com/Z1ro7HpWYV— SportsDayDFW (@SportsDayDFW) March 11, 2016
Trump Rally This Morning Goes All Gangsta
Battle lines drawn at Trump rally pic.twitter.com/Y9yRTnjOAm— Trymaine Lee (@trymainelee) March 11, 2016
Language warning.
(There is so much going on in this short clip that it's like looking at a great painting.)
California Lawyer Gets Beat Up By DA's Investigator
(Source) — The 10th floor of a Santa Ana courthouse was the site of a bloody brawl Wednesday between a defense attorney and an investigator from the Orange County district attorney’s office, authorities said. The fight erupted about 10:30 a.m. in the courthouse hallway between defense attorney James Crawford and the unidentified investigator, according to Orange County Sheriff’s Lt. Mark Stichter. Crawford, who recently won a high-profile court victory against the district attorney’s office in the ongoing jailhouse snitch scandal, was left bleeding, battered and bruised. It’s unclear what, if any, injuries the investigator had. Jerry Steering, a lawyer representing Crawford, said his client was in the courthouse to represent a woman who was subpoenaed to testify. The D.A.’s investigator was assigned to watch over the woman, he said. When Crawford approached his client, the investigator disparaged defense attorneys as “sleazy,” Steering said. Crawford replied that defense attorneys were no worse than the Orange County district attorney’s office, which has been mired in an ever-widening scandal over the use of testimony from inmate informants. As Crawford walked away, the investigator flicked a large paper clip at the lawyer, Steering said. Crawford then tossed the clip back toward the investigator. “The investigator then grabs [Crawford’s] head and slams it into the bench and then punches him like 10 times in the face and head,” Steering said, adding that sheriff’s deputies and officers from the Santa Ana Police Department had to remove the investigator.
If they don't set up a rematch in the octagon and make it pay-per-view, they are missing a golden opportunity.
Note to investigators in the Wise County Courthouse: Don't even think about it! I have ninja moves!
If they don't set up a rematch in the octagon and make it pay-per-view, they are missing a golden opportunity.
Note to investigators in the Wise County Courthouse: Don't even think about it! I have ninja moves!
Random Friday Morning Thoughts
- I'm going to need signatures on a petition to get me on the ballot for District Attorney in the fall. I'll be posting a link later today on how it works. #MakeTheDistrictGreatAgain #INeedATruckCap #Fabulous #Luxurious #I'llBuildAWallOnMontagueBorder #TheyWillPayForIt
- "Rainy Days and Mondays [Through Saturdays] Always Get Me Down"
- Dr. Ben Carson is going to endorse Donald Trump? You still want him as your brain surgeon?
- I went up to the courthouse yesterday to retrieve my umbrella and ended up in a 30 minute discussion on socialism. I got drawn out of my three point stance. I'm neither for or against it but I love talking about it. I told one of the courthouse workers that I bust my butt working but I suspect she busts her butt more, yet I got to go to Hawaii last year and she could not. How is that fair? It was the Socratic Method of fueling the discussion and it was fantastic.
- Monroe, Louisiana has receive 20.97" of rain. Somebody needs to check on those Duck Dynasty boys.
- Star-Telegram headline: "Controversial African Elephants Land At Alliance Airport". Controversial? They part of the Black Panther Party or something?
- Crazy discussion yesterday with someone: If you were under indictment and facing prison and you wanted to flee, could you get away with it? The first thing on the other person's list of things to do: Plastic surgery.
- Email I received yesterday: "Ok here is a tip that sounds gay, but is not gay. If you are interested in kayak fishing, search kayak fishing on Pinterest. They have a ton of cool stuff and modifications that folks have made to trick up their kayaks."
- I'm totally concur with BagOfNothing's comment about Anna Kendrick. She jazzes me to no end.
- Note to local and national news sites: If you have a link to a story that has a story but also has a video that automatically plays, I'm out.
- I had someone pass me and almost hit me in a school parking lot for the opportunity to sit and wait one car spot in front of me for two minutes until the doors opened. I so wanted to go off of him/her for being a moron. And that's why I don't need a CHL.
3.10.2016
Trump and Ali G
I've always been a sucker for Ali G. Borat is a very close second but Ali G has always been my favorite.
Warning: Do Not Protest At A Trump Convention
You'll get sucker punched by a supporter and then a mountain of cops will move in on you.
Pretty Accurate
Marco Rubio never had a base: https://t.co/bWsO7GYU1W pic.twitter.com/NEmrlqVOUN— FiveThirtyEight (@FiveThirtyEight) March 10, 2016
Random Thursday Morning Thoughts
- I've been looking for ladies with an attitude. Seen any?
- I'm always confused. Should I turn around so I won't do what?
- Lake Bridgeport is two feet over its designated limit.
- I have been telling you for years that the Dallas Mavericks are headed to disaster because (1) Dirk is getting old and (2) Cuban doesn't draft anyone and can't land a free agent. Now it is happening. And what you are seeing now is what you will see for 10 years. #SportsGenuis
- Nancy Reagan will have an "invitation only" funeral. That concept seems weird. Why not hold it in arena where everyone who loves her can come and show their respect? And I'm almost sure she would be horrified by "an invitation only" funeral.
- I'm seeing more and more trucks with the massive front grills on the front. What's the point of that? Do you plan to run into stuff or does it serve some other purpose?
- I have to get you guys a picture of the 22 Pound Family Cat which will depict how big that thing is. And the crazy thing is that it is as quick as a leopard.
- The Big 12 Tournament fires up for real today (TCU beat
WVUTech yesterday) and #22 Baylor plays #23 Evil Empire this morning. The New York Times today has a story entitled, "Big 12 Emerges As The Mightiest Of Them All". - BagOfNothing called me out for calling 538.com "always deadly accurate". OK, that might have been a little over the top on my part. But they did predict 50 of 50 states in the last presidential election. And they say at this point it would be impossible for Trump to win if he is the Republican nominee. Yet I'll bet the house on their prediction Trump wins Illinois and Florida in the upcoming days. Once again, it's over.
- There is some weight loss contest going on at the courthouse. There are 10 involved but so far they have been sworn to secrecy who is involved. (I don't know why -- I find it inspirational). I will crack this code. I know it also involves men. So far I've pegged one sweet lady on the third floor and one other sweet girl. I'm like Tom Hanks in The Da Vinci Code.
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3.09.2016
Oh, My!
UPDATE: Brock Osweiler has reportedly signed a 4-year/$72M deal with the Texans pic.twitter.com/cv1ULdrA3O— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) March 9, 2016
Denver Bronco quarterback Peyton Manning retires so they then will rely on the backup. That didn't work out as planned.
I'm still trying to figure out the guaranteed money. I bet it is huge.
Another Case I Could Win Without Saying A Word
(DailyMail) — A woman who stood between an armed police officer and her dog has been acquitted of obstructing justice. Tiffanie Hupp, 23, was arrested on May 9 last year after she stopped West Virginia state trooper Seth Cook from shooting her dog Buddy, who was chained to a wall at their home in Parkersburg. During a jury trial which was concluded on February 29, Cook said he had been trained to shoot dogs, whether or not they are chained. Cook had been called to the property to solve a dispute between Hupp’s husband’s stepfather and a neighbor.
Someone explain to me how the prosecutor's office didn't scribble a note and send it back to the trooper which read, "Refused. You are out of your mind if you think I'm going to prosecute this."
Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts
- Peyton Manning's retirement speech was perfect until he ended it with "and God bless football."
- I'm not sure I knew there was a Cool, Texas. The 7th Grader in The House thought that was the greatest name ever. I may form a town named "Smooth" or "Chill".
- Remember yesterday when I said there would be flooding in Bridgeport and Paradise? This is from the Update this morning: "The flooding seemed especially bad in the Paradise and Bridgeport areas where numerous water rescues were reported where cars became flooded in high water, and the drivers often had to wait for rescue on the roof." I am a weather expert. Edit: I screwed this quote up it was from yesterday. I'm still an expert, but I made a huge mistake.
- And The Star-Telegram says Lake Bridgeport was closed due to "high water". My weather prediction yesterday that it would peak over the Runaway Bay bridge might come true.
- Shout out to Boyd PD who gave me a call yesterday after I criticized their video software. I admitted that it was more of a frustration on my end because I had to download some Codec (which I have no idea what it is) to get it run. But the funniest line of the week came from the sergeant after I told him that: "What are you running? Windows 95?"
- I had forgotten that the shooting in the Southlake town square a couple of years back involved a victim who was an attorney who had allegedly represented the cartel. The case has expanded.
- Random airline I had forgotten: Braniff.
- "Texas Gov. Greg Abbott forms task force on college affordability, workforce development." When ever I see the words "task force" I see the words "time waste".
- I bought sunglasses online yesterday from some company named "Costa". They were glasses perfect for fishing and, after catching one fish so far this year, I'm now a bonafide angler. But when I went to a Dallas Morning News article online this morning there was a Costa ad on the side. That is not by coincidence.
- This is bizarre: Kyle Odom, the man suspected of shooting Tim Remington after the pastor spoke at a Ted Cruz rally, has been arrested in Washington DC after he “threw unknown material over the south fence line at the White House complex”.
- 72 hour rain total for Decatur: 4.72"
- President Obama will not be at Nancy Reagan's funeral. He will be at South by Southwest in Austin. Bro down.
- My dream of "I'm in school but haven't been attending a class and I'm worried" have come back. And they are more intense.
- There was someone on the Wise County felony docket this week who had the last name of Compton. As in, straight out of. Made me laugh.
- I don't think there are more wrecks by any company other than by Fed Ex. There's a new one this morning. Pic. But, hey, I need my sunglasses!!!! Step on the gas and get on it!
- I'm still laughing. I saw one Wise County male employee walk in on another male Wise County employee in the bathroom (a friend), scream "Good lord", slam the door, and then walk away saying, "I've never seen anything so small". I've always said the third floor could be a sit-com.
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