The Top:
The Bottom (which should get credit for creative names):
And the newly revised Liberally Lean Hall Of Fame:
2015 - Sam Forester
2014 - Chris Read
2013 - Tad Billmire
2012 - ????
2011 - Wise County Attorney James Stainton
2010 - Nine year old Blake Cooper (son of former Decatur stationed DPS Trooper Scott Cooper)
4.07.2015
Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts
- A Tarrant County assistant DA was reportedly just fired because she couldn't get to work by the newly designated start time of 7:45 a.m. She has a child whose school opens up at 7:30. and can't get to downtown Fort Worth within the following 15 minutes.
- Veteran Tarrant County assistant DA Alicia Cooper, who prosecuted Tyler Holder for the murder of six year old Alanna Gallagher in Saginaw, quit yesterday.
- You think things are going well in the Tarrant County DA's office since Sharen Wilson took office January 1st? The turmoil would have received a lot more attention if Dallas DA Susan Hawk wasn't getting all the publicity for prescription drug rehab.
- Funny thing on Fox 4 last night that I was smart enough to notice: Steve Eager had trouble reading the teleprompter, they cut to packaged footage as part of the report, and when they cut back to Eager he had glasses on.
- Junior In The House last night as she looked up and saw a Duke player on TV: "He's cute!" (Welcome to my world.) I look the guy up and he was nineteen.
- The University of Virginia fraternity who was the subject of a false rape allegation in Rolling Stone says it will sue the magazine. I only do criminal law, but I have this vague memory from law school: Isn't there some huge legal hurdles when a "group" claims they were defamed?
- Mrs. LL coaches a girls softball team of sixth graders. I came up with a "trick play" which has to have a flaw and which Mrs. LL has rejected. Hypothetical; She has a runner on third and a runner on first. Probably 99% of the time the runner on first can steal second uncontested because a throw to second from the catcher will allow the runner on third to score. (And the chances of even getting the runner out at second ain't that great.) So here's my idea: What if the runner on first would attempt to steal but would dramatically walk/slow jog down to second. My theory is that it would be so bizarre that the catcher might panic (as well as the crowd) and throw to second allowing the runner on third to score. And the runner going to second would be able to break back to first without getting out. Other than the play probably be borderline sorry to pull of in sixth grade softball, what's the flaw in my genius plan?
- I saw my neighbor's garage door go up this morning and go to peek inside. It was immaculate. Note to Mrs. LL and The Kids In The House: You better look around our garage and save anything you want. There's a crazy cleaning of it this weekend.
- Last night I referred to a household battery by putting "Class" in front of it. You know, "Class A", "Class Triple A". She looked at me like I was crazy. I did a quick Google search and got no support. Did I make that up? (Actually, she was getting the very odd C battery that I referred to as a "Class C". She thinks I'm getting it confused with traffic ticket offenses. We have very weird conversations.)
- "Little pink houses for you and me": Dallas oil heir Albert Hill III was ordered to pay his lawyers $28 million in a trust fund battle where he was awarded $188 million. (Source - behind paywall.)
- What does this tweet last night by state representative Terry Canales mean?: "Bo dont know Charlie! @BudKennedy Bo French @charliegeren challenger has Tx-sized baggage http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2014/01/chris- … " Attached to the tweet is a picture of Bo French and his family in a campaign photo for the Texas House. The DMN link, oddly, goes to this which is and old article about sports station The Fan. Huh? And a Google search of "Bo French Texas House" turns up almost nothing, although a "Bo French" does show up in some American Sniper stories. Consider me confused.
4.06.2015
I Think The Liberally Lean Readership Will Appreciate This
First Lady Michelle Obama broke it down at the White House #EasterEggRoll. http://t.co/iB23PqsOh3 #GimmeFive @FLOTUS pic.twitter.com/rWyPw4KWE0
— CNN (@CNN) April 6, 2015
It's Hard What To Predict Which Stories Get National Attention . . .
Police arrest 17-year-old in connection with death of McKinney teen http://t.co/EPcgBFgMdQ pic.twitter.com/Zzg3CKM5QZ
— Dallas Morning News (@dallasnews) April 6, 2015
. . . but this has potential.
There were stories over the weekend that the suicide was the probable result of bullying. He was jumped/beaten a couple of times and the events were videotaped and posted online and they spread "like wildfire". He then "borrowed a gun" from a friend tp defend himself but he later used it to kill himself.
When I first saw the above tweet I thought he was one of the guys who bullied him, but I don't think so. The story, scant on details, says "The teen has been charged with tampering or fabricating physical evidence (a third-degree felony), theft of a firearm (a state jail felony) and making a firearm accessible to a child (a class A misdemeanor)."
Liberally Lean Tourney Pick 'Em Final
I forgot to mention this morning the updated standings. Unless my math is wrong (highly possible), someone named "Sam F" has won the tourney regardless of what happens tonight. That's his bracket above. (He picks Duke to win it all.)
If Sam will give me his last name, and even if not, I will induct him into the LL Ring Of Honor.
Is there a prize? Nope. There is nothing for your effort other than total consciousness.
Ted Cruz's First Ad
BagOfNothing.com posted this video and it completely slipped past me.
Man, there's a lot going on in this thing. It really is mind blowing. First, he is unabashedly after the Christian vote and is willing to alienate all others. (For a guy who loves Israel, he doesn't care about the Jewish vote -- which, of course, is small. That explains it.)
I'm not familiar with his father's story which required "the transformative love of Jesus Christ" in order for him to stay with Cruz's mother.
His wife wears a sweater with the sleeves tied around her neck for dinner? And I love the little kid on the far right who looks at Cruz during the fake prayer as if she is thinking, "Daddy, you be crazy." (And, come to think about it, aren't you a little crazy if you'll do a fake prayer for a commercial? How offensive is that? Did I miss the Bible verse which had the political ad exception to praying in your closet alone?)
But he hit all the hot buttons. Family. Prayer. The flag. Soldiers. 9/11. (But he'll go through the roof when he realizes he missed putting in the eagle.)
And what was up with that line of, "This is our fight" at the end?
This presidential run is going to be crazily entertaining. I said it a couple of weeks ago. He's like Timothy Treadwell in Grizzly Man: He has no idea what is about to happen to him.
Random Monday Morning Thoughts
- A guy fell through a skylight at that Williamson-Dickie building off of Highway 287, sued, and was awarded $33.8 million -- and that was twice what his lawyer had asked for. I have no idea how the tort reform laws will shrink the verdict, but I bet it is substantially.
- I heard a lot of talk about the documentary McConkey on The Ticket so I watched it this weekend. Verdict: Fantastic. I was left with the thought of, "Buddy, if you want to push life to the limits so long as you understand you are probably going to die early, I've got no problem with it."
- When ebola victim Nina Pham sued her employer/hospital, I wrote that I was curious as to why she's was not limited to only a worker's comp claim. That defense was raised in the hospital's Original Answer.
- I watched a little bit of Killing Jesus on Fox News and had a sense of satisfaction realizing how that network and Bill O'Reilly were profiting off of religion.
- I went out to Easter lunch yesterday at a restaurant, went to the bathroom, and came back to find that the meal had been served. Mrs. LL channeled Pulp Fiction and said: "Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?" I missed the greatest opportunity in not replying with: "We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter." (Which is a line I've used for years.)
- I learned from the Junior In The House that the word "gnarly" is back in vogue.
- Isn't there tremendous Free Speech issues with Revenge Porn laws? You voluntarily provide a risque picture of yourself to a spouse/boyfriend, you break up, and then the guy posts it on the Internet And the government can make that a crime? Let's back it up 40 years. She takes a polaroid of herself and gives it to her boyfriend and then her boyfriend shows it to his buddy. That can be a crime? Could the government make it a crime for a person simply to describe what the photo looked like? (And I can't wait for the first brain dead comment of "So you support Revenge Porn?")
- I cleaned out a big kitchen drawer this weekend and came across a package for a refrigerator light with "Don't throw this away!" written on it on with a Sharpie. Everyone in the house knows that when I go on a cleaning binge I will throw away everything.
- Fast and Furious 7 made $143 million over the weekend. "Shut it down. Let's go home."
- I watched a lot of the classic The Ten Commandments movie last night which I haven't seen in years. Man, there's a lot of wheels off aspects about that film. Ovcr the top acting. Crazy special effects. A lot of sexual innuendos which I never caught before. And the opening credits go on forever and include a statement along the lines of, "For all who see this, they will be compelled to walk the path that Moses walked." (That's a horrible paraphrase but I can't find the exact quote.)
- Want to know how old I am? I first saw that movie at the drive in theater in Decatur.
- Four of the first five stories in the Update today are about high school spring sports. The other one is about the weather.
- Thoughts on the DMN front page below: (1) Another church doing bits, (2) The Star-Telegram had that story on the Irish Travellers connection to that Colleyville murder a couple of weeks ago.
4.05.2015
That Got Him A One Game Suspension
So much going on there. The act. Dirk's grimace. Dirk's immediate stutter dance. The guilty party holding up his hands in the "who me?" mode. Dirk turning around with the look of astonishment and anger. The ref right in the background to see it all.
Can Someone Tell Me If Kentucky Lost Last Night?
Ok, thank you.
(There was quite a bit of rioting in Kentucky last night and this photo is popping up everywhere. Oddly it was taken last year when they advanced to the Elite Eight.)
It's Easter
Turned on the TV to see a production of Fake Jesus being beaten by two big guys dressed in black while a guy sings a hip hop song.
Elevate Life Church is in Frisco. The pastor has appeared in a couple of advertisements during Joel Osteen's show (with Joel Osteen endorsing him). I presume Osteen is paid for that.
4.03.2015
Get Me This . . .
What is this creature hanging around Wise Regional yesterday and what happened to it? Read Saturday's Mess. pic.twitter.com/SzmJadEKxw
— WCMessenger.com (@WCMessenger) April 3, 2015
. . . this . . . ?????
Day Two Of DFW Construction Issues
Uh oh... crane falls onto the @DallasMuseumArt pic.twitter.com/UUAmuHdElW
— FOX 4 NEWS (@FOX4) April 3, 2015
A crane has fallen over on to the Dallas Museum of Art. Don't know yet if anyone was hurt. @wfaachannel8 pic.twitter.com/GhnaNEzy3y
— Chance Horner (@chancehorner) April 3, 2015
A crane has fallen on to the @DallasMuseumArt. Photo by @mtmcgann pic.twitter.com/5Zcxq81a6c
— WFAA TV (@wfaachannel8) April 3, 2015
In Store Video Of The Crash In Fort Worth This Week
Lady never had a chance. I'm back to my Butterfly Effect theory. Think of all the tiny momentary events that had to happen in her day (and week and year and life) that caused her to be standing in front of a cashier at that very second.
Edit: Ok, the lady at the counter didn't die. But a different woman did in a horrifying fashion as the vehicle plowed into her. She obviously was out of view. For those who took time to point out the correction, thanks. I wonder if those few seconds they took the time to do so will have any impact on the Butterfly Effect in their lives?
Random Friday Morning Thoughts
- A prosecutor in the Tarrant County DA's office who was in charge of the prosecution of the murder case involving a Grapevine veterinarian quit the day after obtaining a 50 year sentence The departures continue to mount.
- The fact that a Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is being released should make us all just want to give up.
- Fox 4 ran a "buttock enhancement" commercial during its newscast last night with a nice doctor telling us that he offers the procedure starting at $4,995. Ok, maybe that should make us all want to give up.
- First Baptist Church pastor Robert Jeffress is actually an official "Fox News Contributor." (I thought I'd noticed he had appeared on the network quite a bit lately.) Note to Board of Deacons: He is doing irreversible damage to your church. You may like the publicity now, but his crazy rants will come back to haunt you.
- In January, Amazon announced it will hire 500 new employees for its site in Haslet. Yesterday they announced they will hire 400 more. That's big news for nearby Wise County.
- I forgot to mention yesterday when the Fake Barry Green approached Brian Cuban on Twitter about burying the hatchet, Cuban was beyond gracious and forgiving.
- This weekend I will only eat Peeps that are free range. (I stole that from Tim Rogers of D Magazine. Although I'll admit it seemed funnier last night.)
- I'm going to wear out my Baseball Pitchback net. Last night Mrs. LL had to say, "You gonna stop? It's dark."
- If Wordkyle says the new Iraq nuclear agreement is worthless well . . . I'll agree with him.
- The Family Cat has been throwing up lately. We've got an appointment with the vet, but this is really odd. And she seems to be incredibly thirsty Any expert opinions out there?
- Sarah Colonna has been all over the radio and local TV the last 24 hours. Admission: I have never heard of her.
- This Vine clip of Michael Irvin cheering at the NIT last night is as funny as it is bizarre. Buddy, it's the NIT. I just try to envision him screaming "CLOSED!"
- I'm kind of surprised today's Update didn't mention the death of Stephen Hale.
- BagOfNothing went off about the online resume of the new female sports reporter at Fox 4. Sounds like something I'd do, not him.
- I read the lead article in the DMN this morning about the Irving City Council and Sharia Law. That public meeting last night was embarrassing. And all of this is about a resolution supporting a silly Texas bill -- a resolution that wasn't even necessary. I'm not sure the mayor isn't creating a controversy just to get publicity.
4.02.2015
Taking Applications For Window Washers
Daily Mail- When you apply for a job as a skyscraper window cleaner, a head for heights is essential. But you probably don’t anticipate being repeatedly slammed into the side of the building as your platform is thrown around like a toy in the wind. Such was the fate of two window cleaners working at a skyscraper in Shanghai recently, People’s Daily Online reported, with their ordeal filmed from inside the building by an onlooker. The incident occurred at the 91st floor of the 101-storey Shanghai World Financial Centre, the city’s second-tallest building at 492 metres (1,614ft). The one-minute video shows the platform swing violently in wind with the Lujiazui Financial District hundreds of metres below.
The Passing Of An Infamous* Wise County Lawyer
I've learned Stephen Hale has died. It happened in his sleep. It's odd to think that I saw him in court just a few days ago. I always liked Stephen because he was a cordial, soft spoken, and bald-headed hippy who didn't really care what others thought.
For those who don't know, he became the subject of controversy that spread all the way to the metroplex when he refused to prosecute misdemeanor marijuana cases while serving as the Wise County Attorney. That was pretty bold. He would get a case, the evidence supported marijuana possession, there's a law against marijuana possession, and he killed the case based upon principle because he thought it was a stupid law. And this was in the 1990s in Wise County! The press loved this story. He had a front page article on the Dallas Morning News, was a feature story in the Dallas Observer, and was even on The Mark Davis Radio Show (how I would love to hear that.) He pissed off local law enforcement and eventually lost re-election only by a small margin. (Oh, how times have changed. He ran as a Democrat when Wise County hadn't figured out it was a Republican county, so the straight ticket Democratic voting almost put him back in office in the most conservative of Texas counties.)
Here's the Dallas Observer story:
He later ran for DA in Denton County and stood no chance of winning. Loved this quote from him in the article below: "It's hard building a constituency of old stoners." But it didn't help that he pled guilty to marijuana possession two weeks before the election and received probation. It seems that local cops and Denton law enforcement ran a sting operation on Hale and arrested him for buying marijuana from an informant. I was DA in Wise County at the time and wrote this about it. (I went back and read it and I love my tone: It's wrong for the cops to target people they don't like but I couldn't say that at the time.)
He left the area after the election and practiced law in Galveston for a while. He then moved to Alaska although I'm not sure what he did up there. Then some time last year, he showed up back in town and opened up a law office. I have no idea why. He took a lot of court appointments and seemed happy. His hippy tendencies still stuck around as he showed up in a hoodie for district court a couple of times. That is, until he started showing up in coat and tie -- I'm guessing someone in authority told him the hoodie wasn't going to cut it.
One cold day, in a courthouse hallway, he was wearing the craziest hooded fur jacket you have ever seen. It was massive. It was ridiculous. It looked like he could survive the Iditarod in that thing. He told me that it was made out of the coats of five wolves which were killed when his horses trampled them in Alaska. My eyes got big. I regret not exploring that story with him because I was simply busy and had clients waiting on me. I can always find out later, right?
And now that chance is gone because he is gone. An elected official. Crazy civil disobedience from inside the belly of the machine. An arrest. Another election. Galveston. Alaska. Wolves. And that's just what I know about. That's a pretty entertaining life.
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* A couple of comments took me to task for using the word "infamous". I've always considered infamous to mean a person being somewhat well known for an unusual reason, normally controversial, which caused people to notice him. In looking up the textbook definition, it truly is a lot harsher than it is sometimes used these days. However, I guess some truly did consider him in that light.
9/11 Was Retribution From God Because Of Abortions In America
Or so says First Baptist Church of Dallas pastor Robert Jeffress (who just might be turning into crazy Pat Robertson.)
Link.
How that Board of Deacons allow him to continue to embarrass that church is beyond comprehension.
Random Silly Video Which I Thought Too Much About
Link if video doesn't work.
(The video doesn't end with a big finish, just to let you know.)
But thoughts:
- I've spent a ton of time doing laundry in apartment laundromats back in the day, but I've never seen a washer/dryer combo at the end of a hallway. Duplex?
- Kind of surprised that was in Nebraska, and I don't know why.
- On the phone with her lawyer? Not only is that a horrible bluff but a bluff that wouldn't scare anyone.
- She called 911? I feel your pain dispatchers.
- My favorite line is when she tells him that recording her is illegal and "you can receive a ticket and a big fine" for doing so and "she has sued people over it and won." I don't want to go into a big civil case vs. criminal case distinction here, but I'm guessing she's making all of that up.
- In all seriousness as we all make fun of her, isn't there a possibility that if we knew her background we might be a little more sympathetic towards her? That just crossed my mind when I thought about what the future holds for those three little kids, living motel to motel, whose mother was killed in the convenience store accident in Fort Worth.
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