Random Funny

And that oblivious glare:

From The Email Bag

Decatur gal with a dead deer.

"It was open season of deer season (with a rifle) this last weekend... just in case you were running low on things to post in your random thoughts this week. http://thehuntinggame.com/shots-of-the-week-11313/ "

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• I loved jogging this weekend as the trees have now begun to change colors. I even listened to music. And I even considered just shutting out all the noise for the rest of my life. 
• I found a pretty leaf.
• I got angry with a clerk this weekend which is something I never do. And then I spent the next five minutes apologizing to him for my outburst. 
• I watched some of Presumed Innocent last night. As someone who thinks he knows a great deal about criminal law, that movie confuses me at points. 
• Re the Adrian Peterson touchdown run yesterday: An offensive player can't pick up and carry a guy into the endzone, right? 
• Early poll numbers show Greg Abbott a five point favorite over Wendy Davis. Make no mistake, he will win.  But that number is shockingly close for Red State Texas. And once Texas becomes Blue, the Democrats will control New York, California, and Texas. You will win every election if you control those three states.
• How in the world did West Virginia beat Oklahoma State earlier in the year?
• From the Update: "He ran several people off the road, Nodine said, and when he reached Rhome, he headed east toward Texas Motor Speedway in Denton County." Is it "toward" or "towards"?
• When close friends give you a warning, you probably should listen.
• I had 60 Minutes recorded from last week because it had a huge Benghazi segment. When I hit "play" this weekend, all I got was the fourth quarter of some some spare NFL game. 
• They are hard to find, but I watch a couple of people on Facebook who just go scorched earth about their life and relationships. Big time entertainment. 

The Saddest Day Ever

I don't even believe in love anymore.

Above The Fold

Florida State Taking You Into The Weekend

Edit by request:

Hey, Now?

North Texas cheerleader who is also an extra on The Walking Dead. That's really her.

Developing: Shooting At LAX

Something crazy is going down at LAX. People running everywhere. We just got evacuated. pic.twitter.com/pSdaB8VmsD
— Tory Belleci (@ToryBelleci) November 1, 2013

And one of the Mythbuster guys was there. TSA agent shot. Others believed hit.


Edit:

@AlienGurudeva: Inside LAX terminal, possibly the gun used laying on ground in front of guard. #Terminal3 pic.twitter.com/gv5A9aBhnr
— Alien Guru Deva (@AlienGurudeva) November 1, 2013

I Wonder If He'll Just Ask The Bank Teller To Cash It

Because of how he negotiated his contract, Kobe Bryant gets most of his salary in one payment. Today, he'll make a cool $24.4 million.
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) November 1, 2013

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

• There seemed to be a huge drop off in the number of trick or treaters compared to the last couple of years.
• So I had my full Art Briles costume: Baylor gold polo shirt, long sleeve under shirt, khakis, tennis shoes, Baylor cap, and a pair of headphones around my neck.  The neighbor kid saw me and said: "You're a McDonald's worker!"  (The Fake Art Briles had Slumped Shoulders at that point.)
• One kid showed up at the door without a costume. "Who are you dressed up as?" I asked. He had the saddest expression as he said, "Myself." I felt awful -- I'm not sure it was his decision not to have a costume. 
• After Sunday's NASCAR race, there will be 100 to 120 race related aircraft depart from Alliance Airport in two to three hours. I thought that was a sport for the common man. 
• Autopsy reports show that the elderly and innocent homeowner in Fort Worth was shot by police seven times last May. Good grief. 
• Odds of seeing a Duck Dynasty costume yesterday: 100%
• The Fifth Circuit reinstated the new Texas abortion law late yesterday.  The Fifth Circuit is the Pat Robertson of federal appellate courts.
• There was a funny ESPN commercial once which simply had various Alabama fans going through their lives using the phrase "Roll tide" at otherwise normal moments. It happened in real life this week as a teacher met reporters after being accused of going to school high on heroin. (I worry about you if you can't watch both of those clips and not laugh). 
• "This bus has wifi, plugs, big tvs with surround sound.We're watching World War Z." - An email from Mrs. LL who is on a high school band trip this morning. 
• Big win for North Texas over a good Rice team to become bowl eligible. 
• Completely forgot about: Jodi Arias had a hung jury during the penalty phase of her capital murder trial in May. She still hasn't been retried. And now she wants her lead lawyer removed because, in part, he has an "utter poverty of people skills."
• The Star-Telegram refers to the shooting of a man by a Wise County deputy this week as "possible suicide by cop." 
• Go over to BagOfNothing's blog and see his kid dressed up as a Dallas Cowboy sitting on the porch with that Dallas Cowboy (who just happens to be his neighbor.) 

Halloween Bonanza Closing Out Your Day

I'm Insane Now

On The Today Show, Matt Lauer dressed as Pamela Anderson in Baywatch and danced with Carmen Electra.

Dallas Morning News Column

And the comment section is pretty interesting.

Link.

Johnny Football From Last Year Reenacted

Ain't That America?

The Boston Red Sox win the World Series. The masses go crazy.

Boston payroll:

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

• Wow: Wise County deputy shot a man last night who was allegedly pointing a BB gun at him. From the Update: "The deputy told him to drop it, and he kept walking toward the car and refused to drop the gun, pointing it at the officer." The man is in critical condition. 
• Wise County records show no criminal history for the man who was shot. 
• I can't recall the last time we had a deputy related shooting. (Besides the fleeing Colorado man from earlier this year.) 
• There were 43 baseball "experts" for ESPN making preseason predictions. None of them had the Red Sox or the Cardinals in the World Series. 
• From the "History In Pictures" twitter feed: "The remains of Vladimir Komarov, a man who fell from space. pic.twitter.com/ekzveNWAF3". (Graphic.) I'll Google it later, but I have no idea what that story is about. 
• There has been a tarp since 2004 over the South end zone of Baylor's stadium because the stadium never sold out. It will be removed for the Oklahoma game a week from today. I wonder if it's nasty under that thing. (If they cut the tarp up and sold it, I'd buy a piece of it.)
• The kids decorated the front yard yesterday for Halloween. They should have used a theme based upon the lack of fear of procrastination. (And the Fifth Grader in the House thought we should transform the garage into a Haunted House at about 7:00 p.m.  Umm, no.)
• I don't have a costume for trick or treaters tonight but I do have a pair of khakis, a long sleeve Baylor shirt, and a Baylor cap. If I can find a headset . . . . Hello, Art Briles costume.
• My streak of not watching a single minute of a Dallas Mavericks' game has begun.
• Of the three assistant DAs in Wise County, one is going into private practice and the other is running for a district judgeship in Tarrant County. 
• Over the last year I have monitored my emotions. You know, whether it be in moments of anger, anxiety, love, or disdain -- stopping in the moment and clinically thinking about why I'm feeling what I'm feeling. It's really fascinating. 
• Government spending doesn't drive me nuts like it once did.  I wrote two years ago how our economy depends on it. 
• The Family Pup wakes up with me when the alarm goes off. She'll look inquisitively at me and waits. If I hit the snooze button, she lays back down and goes back to sleep. If I rise up, she leaps off the bed because it's time to go outside. Makes my day start off with a giggle. 

Legal Stuff: Texas Online Solicitation Of A Minor Statute Struck Down

Happened this morning. Before you go crazy about "liberal judges" (especially when the ruling was unanimous from the notorious conservative and 100% Republican Texas Court of Criminal Appeals), calm down. This is the specific part of the statute which was struck down:

A person who is 17 years of age or older commits an offense if, with the intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person, the person, over the Internet, by electronic mail or text message or other electronic message service or system, or through a commercial online service, intentionally: (1)  communicates in a sexually explicit manner with a minor;  or (2)  distributes sexually explicit material to a minor.

What's wrong with that you say? Sounds reasonable. Shouldn't be doing any dirty talking with a minor or sending seedy photos.

What if I told you that "minor" was defined in the statute as "(A)  an individual who represents himself or herself to be younger than 17 years of age; or (B)  an individual whom the actor believes to be younger than 17 years of age."  Notice the "or"?  That's a big deal. That statute makes it a felony, when read literally, for two adults to communicate in a sexually explicit manner with one another so long as one adult says he's/she's younger than 17 even if the other person doesn't believe it or knows for a fact it's not true.  Think about that.

Truly, if I were to say "I'm 16" then from now on Wordkyle would be committing a felony every time he sends me one of those scantily clad pics of women via email.* I've represented myself to be under 17 and that's all that is required under that statute.

All that being said, the Court didn't specifically rule on that argument in knocking down the statute (even though it was argued by the Defendant.) Instead it ruled that the definition used of "sexually explicit material" was so ridiculously broad that it violated the First Amendment right of Free Speech.

(Shout out to lawyer Mark Bennett of Houston who won the case.)

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*Note: This factual scenario is a joke. Wordkyle has never done such a thing. Oh, and I'm not 16. Although I know a dog pile was coming on that aspect of said joke.  

And Another - Ohio

Kind of average, but the book-in photo kind of looks like a beaten down Bridget Jones. And I've always been a little jazzed by Bridget Jones.

Story. (We are actually in the trial stage of the case.)

This is the Bridget Jones character