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Puppy Dog Health Alert

Take this seriously. My dog was violently ill in April of 2012 from this. FDA was ignoring it then. http://t.co/M87THsVbJY
— Rich Phillips (@rphillips1310) October 23, 2013

I'm not sure what kind we use. I just know the Family Pup goes crazy when she hears, "You wanna cookie?"

And Another - Christ Classical Academy in Dyersburg, Tenn

Link.

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• We learned yesterday you can be an average major league pitcher and still get a deal for $35 million for two years. 
• The Keller Youth Football League is doing away with the "everyone gets a trophy" concept. Mankind is making a comeback! 
• I saw most of This Is 40 last night. Verdict: Very, very funny. It'll make you think your marriage isn't quite as wheels off as it is. Or at least you'll feel like you have company. 
• Mrs. LL went all Bob Vela yesterday and fixed the microwave, the front door lock, and the microwave.  But she almost got pushed to the limit when the Sophomore in the House decided to clean out the turtle aquarium last night (which means she pretty much had to clean out the turtle aquarium, too.)
• And Mrs. LL kept making everyone wash their hands because, "You'll get salmonella!!" 
• Did Sean Hannity voluntarily move his Fox show to 9:00 p.m. central or was that a forced move? And with his afternoon talk show, when does he see his kids?
• Saw some of this last night and couldn't believe I had never heard of the story: "ESPN's 30 for 30's Big Shot tells a bizarre, real-life story about one of the biggest scams in the history of professional sports. The film profiles John Spano, a businessman from Dallas who briefly purchased control of the Islanders in the late 1990s before being exposed as a fraud."
• Everyone is worried about concussions in football, but how does boxing still exist? Especially when it causes death like over the weekend. 
• "Ello guvnah" - Fifth Grader in the House as she greeted me for the first time yesterday. 
• From the Update:  "To be eligible to vote early by mail in Texas, you must: be 65 years or older; be disabled; be out of the county on election day and during the period for early voting by personal appearance; or be confined in jail, but otherwise eligible." I truly didn't know this. You have to have an excuse to vote early by mail but early voting in person is purely discretionary?
• Also from the Update: There will be a historical tour of Wise County which includes a stop at "the site of Draco." I had never heard of that. 
• The Dallas teacher fired for posing in Playboy before she became a teacher is moving to Hawaii. That's a heck of a consolation prize. 

Above The Fold

New Fox 4 Reporter

Per Facebook:
"Public Figure
Fox4 Dallas anchor Saturday 7-9 AM, Sunday 6-8 AM, reporter 4:30-9 M/T/W. Host. Public Speaker. Literacy advocate. Philanthropist."

Warning To Fox 4's Good Day: Step Up Your Game

NY Post - Jenna Jameson’s “Good Day New York” segment was cut short Monday when the former porn star struggled her way though an interview with Rosanna Scotto and Greg Kelly. She seemed to slur her words, and we’re told Jameson even needed help getting on and off the set. “We thought it was her heels, until she started talking,” says the source. “After the interview, she went and laid down on the couch in the green room.”

There has to be no better way to start off your day than watching a drunk/high ex-porn star promoting a book, right?" Not passing judgment or anything like that."

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• Founder of Liberty Christian School in Argyle motorcycle death.
• Mrs. LL was explaining the meaning of the word "shrubbery" to the Fifth Grader in The House last night. I thought she was trying to explain "chivalry". Confusion ensued.
• Sports: (1) Sean Salisbury was on Fox 4 last night and looked to be in poor health -- or drunk, (2) I'm very nervous about Baylor - look up the San Jose State game in 1980 -  but I relax by looking at these Baylor gifs. The one of Antonio Banderas realizing Baylor is in the Top Ten was absolutely me on Sunday if I just happen to look like Antonio Banderas, (3) the Grambling State players boycotting last week's game is a bizarre story, (4) Saturday's Texas vs. TCU sure doesn't have the luster we thought it would, (5) I told you to bet the house that the Cowboys would win eight games or less. Sheesh. Make no mistake about it: They are horrible. I just had no idea the rest of the NFC East would be worse than horrible. (6) Peter King's segment on The Ticket is a cure for insomnia. (7) Three Houston Texan rookies were released after being found to be smoking weed in a hotel. What year is this? 
• Mrs. LL and I caught most of Closer last night. Still one of my favorite movies.
• The movie that I thought was so funny over the weekend was called Drop Dead Gorgeous. Am I on an island of appreciation on this one? But look at this cast!: Kirsten Dunst, Ellen Barkin, Denise Richards, Kirstie Alley, Sam McMurray (the Raising Arizona guy), Amy Adams, Brittany Murphy, Adam West (Batman!!!), and more.
• Money Pit Update: The front door lock jammed last night. Absolutely wouldn't open. (And that's the one that was replaced three months ago.)
• And we might have learned that Conn's has the worst customer service in the history of ever. 
• I finally watched the 60 Minutes segment on Dick Cheney. (1) Has there ever been a more arrogant man on the planet? (2) And his response when asked about a doctor giving him an obviously fraudulent clean bill of health to be the Vice President: "Well, I'm not responsible for that". A perfect epithet.  (3) Is there any question he pushed George W around?, (4) And I wondered for about two seconds how he could afford all the health care he received. That was dumb: Halliburton War Money. 
• Had an elderly gentleman look at me in a checkout line yesterday and say, "I wish my wife would let me cut my hair like yours." I have no idea what to say. I could only mutter, "Just do it." He replied with, "You don't know my wife." I left with a question mark over my head. 
• I was by myself briefly last night and the back door came open after I went out the front for a second (before the lock malfunctioned, by the way). When I came back in and saw the back door opened I worried about where The Family Cat was. An hour later when the Family Unit came home the Sophomore in The House yelled, "The cat's outside!"  I slumped in my chair. I didn't get away with it. 

Aledo Beats Western Hills 91-0. Insanity Ensues.

Star-Telegram: Despite his efforts to slow his own team down, criticism still found its way to [Coach Tim] Buchanan. He said he received notice Saturday morning that a bullying report had been filed against him by a Western Hills parent.

(But someone over in Bridgeport is thinking "Bullying Report?" We can do that?)

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/10/21/5264501/was-aledos-91-0-football-win-last.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy

Haven't watched this yet. Is it super hero like?

	Slate (@Slate)
10/21/13, 12:51 PM Watch Obama catch a woman who nearly fainted during today's #Obamacare rally--VIDEO: slate.me/1aA0W0j #FerrisBuellerYoureMyHero

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Monday Morning In A Nutshell

(And this is also in retaliation for the guy who told me to stop posting animated GIFs.)

Vandy Kicker Warming Up For Big Kick

The fact that he disappears behind the ref almost makes it funnier.  (And you just know the coach looked over at him after that and thought, "Maybe we'll just go for it instead.")

Wow

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• I'm not sure why Wise County on the Web is down this morning. But that's par for the weekend that I had.
• "The Dallas Morning News has part two of its eight-part series on Lauren Kavanaugh, a young woman who was locked in a closet and physically abused by her parents until the age of 8." Tragic story but eight parts?
• Mrs. LL was watching a movie this weekend that I found to be very, very funny. I mean, how-is-this-not-a-cult-classic funny.  Sam McMurray (Glen from Raising Arizona was in it) but I can't find the name of it for the life of me. 
• After every college semester, I would pack up all my notes from all my classes and then write a summary of the experience, what I was concerned about, and where I expected to be in the future. I've never read a single one of those summaries but I know exactly where they are stored.
• Can we please get rid of, "I'm just sayin'"?
• Someone driving a Clay County ambulance almost hit me by straying into my lane twice this morning on 287. 
• I agree, the Obamacare's failed web site is shocking.  If they wanted to hand ammunition to his opponents he did so in with gift wrap bow. 
• Facebook page of the guy from Boyd who was arrested in the 45 year old cold case. Seems like a pretty normal life. 
• Who would have thought: Baylor and Texas Tech broke into the Top Ten this weekend.
• I finally watched the 30 for 30 No Mas about Sugar Ray Leonard and Roberto Duran. The first 75% was fantastic. The last 25% was incredibly hokey as the director had both men reunite in a boxing ring in Panama. 
• I don't know if @bridgeportbulls is the school's official twitter feed, but it's surprising, in a couple of ways, to use the hashtag of #wda and taunt Decatur. 
• Rick Perry is in Israel. I presume we are paying for it. 
• How many videos of the Kennedy assassination would exist if it had happened today instead of 1963?
• Polish hot chick group with the worst fake instrumental performance ever. 

An Average Saturday Morning

So I'm watching ESPN's College Game Day this morning and Mrs. LL sees this bro on the screen. She giggled wildly.  In the next 15 minutes she scrambles to record it, learns for the first time how to create an animated GIF, sends it to Deadspin and then prays it gets posted.

Yeah, the dirty dishes might pile up from time to time, but that's why I love her.

Above The Fold

Clemson Taking You Into The Weekend

Liam Neeson As An Air Marshal? Yes, Please

And those air bubbles to see the text messages were pretty cool, too.