Well, You Can Keep Your Guns

(Might want to tap the brakes on that threat.)

The fact sheet for the list of the President's Executive Orders is here. Nothing significant jumps out at me.

But he wants Congress to pass the following legislation:

Require criminal background checks for all gun sales. (a.k.a. closing the "gun show loophole.")

Reinstate and strengthen the assault weapons ban.

Restore the 10-round limit on ammunition magazines.

Protect police by finishing the job of getting rid of armor-piercing bullets.

Give law enforcement additional tools to prevent and prosecute gun crime.

End the freeze on gun violence research.

Make our schools safer with more school resource officers and school counselors, safer climates, and better emergency response plans.

Help ensure that young people get the mental health treatment they need.

Ensure health insurance plans cover mental health benefits.

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• Al Roker finally talked about his unfortunate comment but managed to turn the conversation to his New York Times bestseller, "So I'm laughing all the way to the bank."
• Mark Cuban said yesterday that the Mavericks will be active before the trade deadline because the "Bank of Cuban is open."
• Sheesh. Bank humor.
• Radio guy Mark Davis said that he went to the clinic yesterday to get some routine blood work done. There is no way I'm going near a clinic right now unless I'm sick.
• Had a weird dream last night where someone else told me that they were haunted by "the voices in the cubicals."  I have no idea what this means. But I woke up thinking it had some profound meaning. 
• "An increasing number of female students from University of Texas Austin, Texas State University, University of North Texas, and University of Texas Arlington are turning to the ‘Sugar Baby Lifestyle’ to fund their education." So they've got that going for them. 
• Over the weekend, it was the 30 year anniversary of an Air Florida jet crashing into the freezing Potomac River in D.C.  If that were to occur today, Arland D. Williams, Jr. would be a household name. 
• Man, if you are a Shady Hook "truther" (see below), I would keep that to myself. 
• The book-in photo of the former TABC agent who allegedly secretly videod his stepdaughter is really odd. Has he had a stroke?
• A guy was booked in this morning in Denton for "Improper Relationship Between Student and Teacher." I bet that will be on the news later. 
• The President is supposed to announce his Executive Orders regarding gun control today. He could order the prohibition of having a nuclear bomb in your garage and people would skewer him for it. (But I saw where Shady Hook victims' families will be there.)
• I made Mrs. LL watch a replay of the last five minutes of the Broncos/Ravens game because she actually likes stuff like that. I kept referring to the "team in the white jersey" for her until she shot back, "Hey. Stop it. It's the the Baltimore Raves!"
• I noticed in the Update that someone named "Lisbeth Fischer" was in a wreck. I googled the name for the heck of it and learned that "Lisbeth Fischer" is also is "a punk grindcore band from the wasted earth." So now you know. 

Above The Fold

The Sandy Hook Conspiracy

Since I randomly mentioned Sandy Hook this morning, I came across this video. Honestly, I've only watched about a minute (which probably caused brain damage), but this looks like it will be right up there with Loose Change.

And you want to know how many have clicked on it? Over 5.5 million.

Edit: Heck, there's a whole industry of these "films" out there:

Cute Baby At Church

This video has made it all the way to The Today Show and has over a half of a million views. It shows 17-month-old Ethan Anderson dancing at Calvary Church in Irving. His dad, Coffey Anderson, was performing at a New Year’s Eve concert.

Hey, it's cute but not that cute. I was more focused more on the question of why daddy was  singing Brown Eyed Girl in church. Or maybe he had tricked up the lyrics and I just couldn't understand them. 

Pat Robertson Just Throwing Down Some Truth

(That poor co-host. It seems like once a week she has to sit there and just suck up to that crazy guy as he fires off some hot opinion.)

Old News But I Don't Care

Miss New York won Miss America.

Random Monday Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• Apparently some parts of the county are a skating rink while others are all clear.
• For about two minutes I was stuck next to an 18 wheeler as we both slid back and forth towards each other. That was stressful. 
• The suicide at Vista Ridge mall yesterday was unnerving. 
• But the suicide of a Fort Worth pediatrician  might by applauded by some. 
• There are actually people who believe that the Newtown shooting was planned by the White House in order to ban guns.
• I wonder if Oprah ever got around to asking Lance Armstrong any questions after she got through talking about herself. 
• Cute puppy dog up for adoption at the Wise County Animal Shelter. (Facebook.)
• The Gangsta Mobile is in the shop awaiting for diagnosis. We had to get a rent car and ended up with a Camaro. I want it. 
• My routine is now seriously in the ditch (figuratively speaking.)

Oh my

Random Thoughts Delayed Because 287 is a Parking Lot

What The Heck Is This Thing On The Square This Morning?!?!

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• I woke up 15 minutes late this morning. Man, that messes up my routine which I have down to the minute.
• Mrs. LL's Gangsta Mobile might be having transmission problems or, hopefully, computer problems that control the transmission. She lost power on the highway but it's now running smoothly. If it's a transmission problem it's not going to fix itself, right? We'll find out today.
• Was that sleet? Tiny hail? 
• The Golden Globes was/were on last night, and I say this every year: It is 50 times better than the Oscars.
• I can't stop laughing at this: Tommy Lee Jones was not happy last night at the Golden Globes and someone compared him to "grumpy cat". 
• And Jodie Foster's speech last night after receiving some lifetime achievement award was confusing and almost indescribable  I think she said, "I've been doing this all my life, it has been so hard, I'm done." Cry me a river.
• Sports: (1) That may have been the best NFL weekend ever, (2) the touchdown pass by the Ravens with about 30 seconds left truly had me saying, "You've got to be kidding me", (3) the 49ers put in the option read for QB Colin Kaepernick and he turned into a bigger and (maybe) faster RG3, and (4) Mrs. LL was yelling at the TV yesterday because her grandparents are huge Seattle fans -- she now has a hot sports opinion about trying to "ice the kicker", (5) did you notice that Fox's Second team (Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston and Tony Siragusa) were demoted this weekend and didn't announce a playoff game?
• Mrs. LL told me on Friday evening that she was going on a Girls Night Out on Saturday. Hey, I've seen Magic Mike, what the heck was going on?  But I learned it involved thirty (!) women who went out to eat and then to see a play based upon Footloose in the mid-cities. 
• My favorite Wise County pastor went on a rant about gays yesterday on Facebook. It's amazingly entertaining. (He later complained that his church attendance was as low as it had 
• An internet genius, who was only 26, has killed himself. 
• I really don't follow the "controversy" over the current Secretary of Defense nominee but I did love this comment this weekend: "He's nominated for Defense Secretary of the United States -- not Defense Secretary of Israel."
• I've always found it odd how the Right Wing will go the mat over Israel but also believe no Jew will get into Heaven. 
• I'm still on my X-Box kick.  Bought a family oriented sports game which caused me to yell at some little cartoon girl who was killing me in tennis. 
• Mark Cuban inherited Dirk. If you think Jerry Jones doesn't know what he's doing, just wait once Dirk is gone. You are beginning to see the fraud that is Mark Cuban. 

Django Unchained

Mrs. LL and I went to the 7th Street Movie Tavern on Saturday on the first leg of a month long trifecta where we are going to try and see three Best Picture nominees. You obviously know the first one. The others are Zero Dark Thirty and Lincoln.

First things first. I don't think I'll ever go to a theater again that doesn't have food service. In fact, I don't think I've been to anything else in the last three years. Secondly, 7th Street has reserved theater seating over the Internet. Man, I'm all over that concept.

I'm also a big fan of Quentin Tarantino movies. Pulp Fiction is at the top of my list with Reservoir Dogs being a distant second. Death Proof might fight for the second spot as well as a quasi Tarantino flick called True Romance. I liked the Kill Bill flicks and InInglorious Bastards but, overall, slightly disappointed.

This movie? Fantastic. The basic premise is that of a bounty hunter (a great German character played by Christoph Waltz) who searches for and "finds" a slave named Django (Jamie Foxx who is beyond great in this role) to assist him in identifying three former evil plantation hands who have become wanted by the U. S. Government. The next plot is a search across the South to find Foxx's character's wife -- a slave who has been sold to an unknown but eventually discovered plantation owner played by Leonardo Dicaprio.

As to be expected, it is bloody -- very bloody -- and shocking. But it also has some incredibly funny and tender moments. If you like Tarantino, you'll loved this. If not, stay away.

And, finally, the "n word" is launched about a hundred times in this movie -- appropriate if you want to capture America back then (and now?). But that dialog can be uncomfortable. Especially for me once I noticed the inter-racial couple at the end of the row.

Above The Fold

Gal With Glasses Taking You Into The Weekend

Ugh

An historic home in Grapevine this morning caught fire. There are varying reports, but the house was built around 1900.  The top pic is from Google Streetview. The second was taken this morning per Facebook.

Snake On An Actual Plane

Story.

Fat Kid Sinks Last Second Three Pointer

I've got to admit, I'm confused by this video. Did this kid have the OK from the coach to launch that shot? Was the game firmly in hand? This looks like some spare weekend game but we've got two professional looking refs. Is that the word "church" around the center circle? And is that a chick in red jersey #42? And that kid in the plaid shirt who comes running in at the end sure is focused on  hugging.