Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• The lady who blew the whistle on the Petraeus scandal is now being investigated for an "improper" email exchange with our lead general in Afghanistan (John Allen) while an FBI agent is accused of sending that same lady a shirtless photo. It's like the Jerry Springer Show. 
• That lady is on the cover of the paper below.
• And someone has created a "Shirtless FBI Guy" twitter account. 
• The privates will be the downfall of society.
• Facebook post from a guy in Chico this morning: "All that needs to be done is the impeachment of Obumer and his entire staff along with about 80% of the rest of the muslim lovin scumbags politicians, reap it you no God fearing people, ya take God out he will take you out." (Hey, Ticket fans: That sounds like Ed Carter).
• I went to "pre-diabetes" training yesterday where I learned I should exercise and eat healthy. Ummkay. At least the instructor told me, "This is unusual because you don't look like the type."
• Matthew McConaughey has lost lots of weight for a movie role.
• Mrs. LL suffers from car sickness. That's a big problem to have when you think about it.
• There's this weird vibe from Republicans of "if we couldn't win this election, we certainly won't in the future." 
• I think I can self checkout at the grocery store quicker than anyone I know. (I also can judge those in front of me which will be horrible self-checkers.)
• Three minute video of the Aggies coming home after their win at Alabama. Heck, it almost gave me chills. 
• Funny line I heard this morning on the Texas secession petition: What if the U.S. simply said, "O.K. Goodbye and good luck." 
• I kind of wish I was a history professor on a college campus in the South right now. 
• I'm going to a two day DWI seminar at the end of the week which is exclusively dealing with blood testing based upon the growth of Vampire Weekends. I didn't plan on being a chemist.
• The lead story on the national news was that the U.S. would be the leading oil producer in the next five years, we would be self-sufficient in that area, and gas prices will drop. 
• One of the Olsen Twins (who still looks 12) is dating a 42 year old and it almost is a creepy as Courtney Stodden and the Green Mile guy. 

Breaking Belize

This story is bizarre. The creator of McAfee virus software, John McAfee, is now wanted for murder in Belize.  Check out this crazy story which links to a message board where McAfee made numerous posts a couple of years ago about chemically breaking down different kinds of bath salts to pretty much make an offshoot of Ecstasy   He even posts pictures of his lab and home.

Courtney Stodden Is Still At It

Texas Monthly Takes A Look At The Wise County Crime Blotter

Here.

The White House Says It Will Respond If A Petition Hits 25,000 Signatures

This one has 18,885.

NASCAR Mania

Fight begins around 1:30.

Random Monday Morning Thoughts

• Video of General Petraeus' paramour.
• The timing of that scandal has absolutely nothing to do with Benghazi.
• I never would have believed the Aggies could beat Alabama in Alabama.
• "President Obama is not the Antichrist. But what I am saying is this: the course he is choosing to lead our nation is paving the way for the future reign of the Antichrist." - That crazy Robert Jeffress, senior pastor at the First Baptist Church in Dallas
• Is love cleaning up after your wife throws up violently?
• I think some Decatur moms did the gangnam dance at the pep rally on Friday but I haven't seen any pictures.
• There are some beautiful trees around right now but they just seem to last that way for a couple of days.
• Being hot is uncomfortable. Being cold kind of hurts.
• I told Mrs. LL that the couple in Breaking Bad kind of reminds me of us. She just kept saying, "Don't say that! Don't say that!" I think she knows something about the show that I don't. 
• The man who died in the house fire in Wise County over the weekend was named Henry Crowson.
• Florida was finally called for the President over the weekend bringing the final electoral college vote to 332 to 206.
• Does the county surveyor position in Wise County, which may or may not be immediately abolished, have a salary associated with it?

Bus Accident?

Sounds like there was one on Highway 114 at CR 4841. Eastbound shut down at that point.

Edit:

Not Much Info So Far

Link.

Tech Coach Not Pleased Yesterday

Morning Bridgeport Accident

Oh, my.

Above The Fold

New Aggie Uniform Taking You Into The Weekend

Job Opening: America's CIA Director

Story.

Texas Helmets For Saturday

By the way, I hate that style they've had for several years because of that vent at the end of the horn on left. It always makes me think that one horn is deformed and excessively long.

Former Channel 5 Anchor and Viral Video Star Arrrested

The highlight of the story has to be when he allegedly tells his girlfriend, "It's time for you to die like O.J."  I know what the guy meant, but the girlfriend should have replied, "You killed O.J.?"  Either it would have diffused the situation with a discussion about sentence structure. Or it would have ended very badly.

Dirk Singing Or Pretending He Is Indescribable Pain

London Jewel Heist

Story about it.