Fort Worth Mayor At Gay Pride Parade Yesterday In Fort Worth

That is waaaay too much hair for a mayor.  (Assuming I don't have them mixed up.)

Credit: Bud Kennedy on Facebook.

Who Was That Gal On The Aggie Sideline Yesterday?

And is that Jude Law beside her? And why does Aggie collapse in second half?

This world is a mystery.

Edit: Oh, my. Arkansas fan at the same game.

Shocking Scores All Over The Place

Oh, and from the video below we learns (1) more people show up to an Alvord football game than a college game between Pacific and Lewis and Clark, and (2) a block PAT is still a live ball.

Criminal Justice Idiocracy

Twenty-two years old. No criminal history.

36 years?

That's insane.  We deserve the destination to which we are heading.

Story.

Friday Night Lights: Limited Wattage Edition

Bridgeport 24
Graham 21
Instant Analysis: Both teams ran the ball a lot (58 times combined). This makes those who like how Texas high school football has turned into a Run and Shoot video game very sad.

Decatur 52
Burkburnett 27
Instant Analysis: Decatur, feeling very confident about next week's game with Bridgeport, has agreed to actually go to Bridgeport. Many of the players are excited about this first time experience. No, you don't need a passport.

Tampa Bay Rays 9
Texas Rangers 0
Instant Analysis: C.J. Wilson is schooled by the Ray's pitcher who was starting his second major league game. Pontificate about that, California Boy.

Messenger Above The Fold

Anyone missing a zeppelin over Newark?

Rainbow Taking You Into The Weekend

What's That Thing Worth?

Google Search Turned Up This One

He was pretty much a struggling lawyer before he snuck into the DA's job with the Democratic sweep about six years ago.  And that sounds like one suspicious crime. 

If You Owned A Dallas Gold Exchange Shop . . .

 . . . and someone walked in one day with buckets containing melted down gold weighing 99 pounds and then came in a few days later with more buckets (Home Depot kind, no less) with melted gold weighing 85 pounds, would you have let them walk out with $3 million in cash total? It's real gold, too. What could possibly go wrong?

First A Statue. Now This.

Story.

Edit after the fact:

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

• Big news this morning that the "public face" of al qaeda, Anwar al-Awlaki, was killed after a secret operation in Yemen. He was born, by the way, in that hotbed of terrorism: New Mexico, U.S.A.
• I had never heard of him. 
• Humbling experience last night with the Softball Team. After an inning an a half, my pitcher's wheels had fallen off, and we also went an unusual three-up/three-down at the plate. The scoreboard read 10-0. Who came up with that saying, "All responsibility lands at the feet of the coach"?
• Mrs. LL didn't get to see the game meltdown because an officer of the law was questioning her driving a quarter mile away. (No ticket. Amazing.)
• President Obama is coming to Dallas next week and will deliver a speech at Eastfield College. Wait. Eastfield College? If we could have had the Wise County campus of Weatherford College finished by now, we could have hosted that gig.
• A 4:07 start time for the Rangers today will be used as an excuse for a lot of people to sneak off from work.
• Tons of people in Arlington this weekend. In addition to two Rangers playoffs games, the Aggies and Razorbacks play at the Death Star on Saturday, and the Cowboys have a home game on Sunday.
• So why did the Decatur Eagles play a home game on a Thursday night? I understand playing one on the road against a school that has to share its home stadium with other schools, but a home game here?
• Houston cops allegedly eat marijuana brownies, on purpose, after a drug bust. Awesome.
• That lightening storm last night was brief, but it was a big time show. (Great picture of downtown Dallas last night.)
• Rangers pitcher C.J. Wilson is absolutely unlikable. I challenge you to listen to one extended interview with him and come away thinking, "He's a really solid, down-to-earth guy."
• I have no memory of Christina McLarty who used to work for Channel 11 News, who married the Girls Gone Wild guy, and is now dating David Arquette. But she sounds like a funster.
• The Wise County wreck victim from yesterday died. But what an unusual first name: Juanathan
• Wichita Falls had a drug bust this weekend which led to 40 arrests. All the mugshots are in one place. I don't believe for one second that the demographic breakdown of drug users in Wichita Falls matches that composite.

My Favorite Play Of The Week From Last Saturday

A football play has to have a certain weirdness factor in order for me to force Mrs. LL to watch the replay. This was one of them last weekend. (I even got an "Oh, wow!" out of her.)

And Another

Well, if "sexting" counts in the "And Another" competition.

But you almost have to question her judgment more than the others. No physical contact but she sends photos  of herself? She is a disgrace to educators everywhere.

News Important To My Wise County Courthouse Friends

Story.

"Talk show host" probably isn't the best description. This guy lived in Boyd for a long time and was constantly in the courthouse (ours and others) trying to talk to prosecutors, judges, and the grand jury so that he could file charges against various officials. I'm pretty sure I recall him wanting to indict me at one time or another despite telling me that he really liked me. In his defense, he's pretty smart.

 It looks like Cherokee County didn't take kindly to his activity there,  but I'm shocked that they actually charged him with a crime, much less convicted him, for what he did there. (See link above.)

When I was DA, I tolerated him and would normally give him an audience. Most would just run him off. One County Attorney actually charged him with Resisting Arrest or Detention due to an incident in Boyd and he represented himself, was found guilty, but the jury ordered $0 fine and no jail time. (I'll have to verify that.) Here's a pleading that he filed in the case.

Our current DA was incredibly nice to this guy and even appeared on his Internet radio show.

A google search of this guy gives rise to a treasure trove.

Random Wednesday Thursday Morning Thoughts

• Edit: Had a bit of a malfunction this morning which caused only the picture above to be posted between 5:30 and 8:30. Someone noted that it was my best Random Thoughts ever.
• I'm not a baseball fan, but last night had to be one of the greatest ones in major league history.  That's what happens when baseball games mean something. 
• Here's a new one: Wrong way driver hits motorcycle in Dallas.  Throw in crashing into a cop car and we would have had a Liberally Lean Trifecta.
• ESPN's has a new 30 for 30 about Steve Bartman. Man, it sounds great. 
• Who is the bigger tease/drama queen/narcissist: Sarah Palin or Chris Christie?
• Mrs. LL asked me last night if I wanted to go to the State Fair this year. If they would bring back the Freak Show with the Monkey Boy and the Lizard Woman, I'd consider it.  (Plus, I'd have to fight through all those Final Destination visions when I looked at the amusement rides.)
• I missed that there was also a Jacksboro female arrested in the federal government's made-for-press-release-roundup of a motorcycle gang: Erin Myshea Hartzell-Kinsey. The best I can tell, she is married to fellow arrestee, "Skinny Bandido". I guess that makes her Mrs. Skinny Bandido.
• Four soldiers were arrested in Oklahoma for a home invasion robbery. I wonder if anyone ever bought their meal in a restaurant to thank them for their service?
• "There's blood." -- Mrs. LL's response to my question of "how bad is it?" when one of the Kids In The House smashed her finger in a door last night.
• The kid didn't understand it when I told her "You'll never play the violin again."  That was actually my second Three Stooges joke this week since I got to use, "It's all clogged up with wires!" when I was trying to hook up my computer to the video system in the courtroom. 
• The Knox City Superfan is now selling T-shirts. I'm out. 
• Whatever happened to Nancy Kerrigan?
• The Fed's have arrested another guy who they delivered fake bombs to and claim to have struck a major blow against terrorism.  I've been ranting about these kind of arrests since 2009.
• The Update starts our morning with a car crash photo.

The Only Time Baseball Is As Exciting As A Run Of The Mill College Football Game

As of this moment, Tampa Bay and Boston are fighting for the last playoff spot. If both win or both lose, they will have an extra game tomorrow to decide who gets in. Otherwise, the winner grabs the final spot. Currently, Tampa Bay just threw up an "Oh, my!"

Also, if Texas wins, they face the Tampa Bay/Boston winner in Arlington on Friday. If they lose tonight, they go to New York for a game on Friday. Currently:

It may take 160 games to get to some excitement, but tonight's the night.

Wise County Better Step It Up

Jack County just scoreboarded us. Story.