Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

• The video of the 12 year old in Desoto getting run over after others had a street fight (causing one kid to flee in a car) was hard to watch even though Fox 4 cut the tape short.
• I actually proclaimed to the girls in the house as I watched it, "If you ever see a group of kids acting like fools, get out of there!"  If only I had listened to that advice as a kid. 
• One thing I've grown tired of is Internet videos of street fights --- the amount of violence (and ignorance) out there is shocking.
• Big 12 football fans: The conference signed a massive deal with Fox Sports which guarantees that every Big 12 home game will be televised for the next decade.
• Ever try to practice softball with a Second Grader when a few yards away is a little girls soccer team playing Simon Says? You can only say "Focus!" so many times.
• Someone speculated that Barry Bonds could be sentenced to eight months home confinement. Heck, I'd volunteer for that. 
• Every time a president - any president - says he is going to dramatically cut the budget in future years, I'm reminded of the person who says he is going to start a diet on Monday.  Why not start right now?
• Mav Dancer wardrobe malfunction last night?
• "She was delivering her grandchild to her ex-husband's stepmother." - A sentence that was actually uttered to me yesterday. 
• Never a good start when there's a note in the kitchen that reads, "The potty is broken."
• Yeah, we can all go nuts when a little kid is patted down by airport security, but we'd all go nuts if a plane blew up because a bomb was hidden on a little kid. 
• For all you conspiracy nuts, here's a college professors investigation into whether Sarah Palin is actually the grandmother of Trig. Did you know she won't produce a birth certificate? Sound familiar?
• Pete Delkus has already tweeted this morning about afternoon tornadoes and severe storms. He's even using exclamation points!!!

Real News: Proposed Legislature Redistricting Map Has Major Impact On Wise County

If I've got my facts right (always a dicey proposition), Wise County very possibly will be in a new state legislative house district (#88) joining a bunch of west Texas conservative (and slightly populated) counties.  This also means that Rep. Phil King would no longer represent us. (The horror!)

And since District 88 used to surround Amarillo with the current representative being moved to District 87, it would become an "open seat" meaning there will be no incumbent in the next election.

(If this makes the Messenger's Update, I want full credit or I'll unleash a team of lawyers bigger than those involved in Motorcycle Guy vs. Fed Ex. In the meantime, I'll credit the Star-Telegrams's Bud Kennedy who provided this info to me directly. Follow him on Twitter.)

Barry Bonds Verdict Coming In Minutes

The jury has been deliberating on perjury charges for four days.  Certainly they won't now say they have no reasonable doubt about his guilt.

Update: Hung jury on all counts with the exception of one. That verdict is. . . . Guilty on "Obstruction of Justice" (the most catchall of federal crimes.)

Edit: How vague is this?? Counts 1 through 4 of the indictment were for perjury. One was abandoned at trial leaving three counts of perjury which the jury did not convict on. So look at the remaining language of the Obstruction count (below). Without lying being proven, the jury had to have convicted him on being "evasive" or "misleading". Sheesh.

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And since I'm all things to all people, if the Barry Bonds post bores you, we've got another teacher sex scandal. Get this: She lives in Attica.

You Can't Ignore This Story Even If You Tried

Twin brothers in Houston saw their 89 year old mother fall on the floor while they were watching the football national championship game and simply left her there. (Hey, it was an exciting game!)  From fall until death took three days, and from there they left her for another three months. Oh, my. (Story).

I think those boys might be a little slow. And although they might be guilty of something, murder may not be it.  (It's pretty complicated but watch for the charge to be changed to Injury to the Elderly By Omission.)

But momma had a checking account with $700,000 in it?

Wednesday Afternoon Pick Me Up

And they're Dallas chicks who hang out in Uptown at Sfuzzi's on "Industry Mondaze" night. (Which I'm guessing caters to the service industry crowd, but that theory only causes me more questions about these two than it answers.)

Motorcyclist v. Fed Ex: Day Two

My update: I still don't know a thing. But I did snap this pic this morning which, I'd wager to guess, includes only attorneys, legal assistants, corporate reps, and parties to the lawsuit. I was able to get fourteen in the pic (red dots), and there were about six I couldn't get in.  And for everyone in the courtroom, there are more back at the office working in support.

And the sad thing is you'll never see a criminal trial with that amount of resources being spent because those being charged can't afford it.

(Side note: I noticed that the criminal investigator for the Wise County Attorney's office made it on the jury.)

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• The District of Columbia is the first to allow Internet gambling asserting that the federal law banning it has enough murky loopholes to let them try it.
• You would think the soon to open Hawaiian Falls water park in Roanoke will be a tremendous success.
• Subway beat down a couple of days ago from kid sweeping the floor: "Mind if I sweep under your table while you're eating?" Dude. 
• Is there any baseball player more fragile than Josh Hamilton (who is out for around two months after the Ranger broke his arm in a head first slide into home plate yesterday)?
• And several have noted that Hamilton had a can of snuff in his back pocket. Necessary?
• A one car wreck in Wise County yesterday injured occupants named Felipe and Fidel. 
• Whatever happened to Amy Grant?
• "If I create a thing that can be exposed, do I become a folly or a star?" - opening line of a very long and philosophical text I received from a buddy on Saturday night that might have celebrated a bit too much. 
• Every organization tries to expand by courting those that really have no interest in the core product. Example: An NBA game has video, music, cheerleaders, light shows, mascots, and everything else to entertain kids and spouses that would otherwise be bored to death by basketball. Or how about an example of a twitpic yesterday of a Hooters girl doing the hula hoop at a college baseball game?
• Does the above "expand by courting" apply to today's churches?
• A mom got into her minivan and drove three of her kids into the Hudson River in New York last night. All are dead. But she let one son, age 10, out of the van beforehand. A trust fund should be established for his future therapy. Edit: The Fox story was updated after I published this. I swear the original version said she let the 10 year old out. Now it says he escaped. 
• And speaking of trust funds, my criticism of Baby Jessica's trust fund was based on "why does she deserve the money?"  If she needed the money as a child for medical or mental treatment, that makes sense. But what purpose does it serve to dump a trainload of cash on her now?
• Always fun: Being befriended on Facebook by an old girlfriend and then checking out what became of her through her photos. 
• Reader submitted "Hey, now."
• Worst person to be behind in convenience store checkout line: The guy turning in and buying scratch off lottery tickets. "I'll take one of them Texas Two Steps ... no, not that one....one down ... yeah, that one. And I'll take two of them Don't Mess With Texas . . . . "

A Horrific Event And Trial I Had Never Heard Of

It's flat hard to read.

Long Time Blog Item Is Back In Town

I got bombarded today with emails and texts about the Decatur "I Need A Job" Guy back in town. Specifically in front of the Prada Shops.

Come to think of it, he might want to get in line for a job in this day and time.

(Thanks James, Christine and Andrew to name a few for the heads up.)

We Recovered Flying Saucers With Aliens In New Mexico?

I linked to "The Vault" the other day - the new FBI website that has a ton of never before released documents.

Well, someone going through all those documents came across the one above. Anyone want to explain why this is not a bigger deal? There's some media coverage, but not much.

Edit: Hey, you goofballs. I had heard of Area 51. I'm talking about a government document acknowledging flying saucers. You telling me that's old news?

Civil Trial In Decatur This Morning

All I know is that it involves a collision between a Fed Ex truck and a motorcycle. It at least looks like a big deal (there's a krillion lawyers and legal assistants), but I don't remember the incident at all.  And I'm famous for tracking every motorcycle accident in the Southwest proper.  (There's a chance the accident didn't happen in Wise County because the civil venue rules are so screwy that the case could still be tried here.)

Went Shopping For A Kid's Softball Bat Last Night

Ok, this was not in the kid's section.

But some company has figured out that there's a handful of adult rec league softball players who can really crush the ball -- much to their ego's delight. Then they happen to be in the sporting goods store and see this thing and they think, "Man, this will make me legendary."

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• Phone video of the Texas Rangers sliding on the tarp during a rainout in Baltimore last week. Yeah, it's fun but if I'm the owner - and realizing I'm on the hook for a player's salary regardless of how he gets hurt - I think I'd shut that down. 
• Texas Motor Speedway doesn't charge for parking? How much money are they leaving on the table?
• I'm out $29.99 because I couldn't tell the difference between a T-ball baseball bat and a softball bat. 
• Donald Trump is absolutely reckless and a cartoon with his crazy birther comments over the past week. He's doing a bit yet news organizations are giving him a forum.
• Along those same lines, I received an email chain letter yesterday proclaiming "Obama admits he wasn't born in America! See the first 30 seconds of this video!"  The video is full of misinformation about the issue, but the creator of it (as a joke) edited an Obama speech at the beginning of the clip to set the scene for his mini-documentary. Not surprisingly (in America), the video went viral with those believing Obama's 30 seconds were real. 
• Wow: Last week we learned that a 26 year old Arlington native was killed in Afghanistan. Yesterday news broke it was from "friendly fire"  but in the most shocking of ways: One of those unmanned drone aircraft/missles killed him. One step closer to robots taking over?
• For you true news junkies: Jonathan Alter leaving Newsweek is not a good omen for the future of news magazines. 
• I had to do a plea bargain hearing yesterday where my guy went from being on bond to being incarcerated. I've said it before, that's the worst event for a criminal defense lawyer (with the exception of it happening after a trial.)
• Channel 8 News now has a graphic that says "Instant Live" when they throw it to a reporter on the street. Just when "live" isn't good enough, someone comes along to solve that problem.
• Video of jumbo jet clipping and spinning another smaller jet at JFK airport in New York last night. Pretty amazing.(It's still early when I'm typing this and the video will probably be all over the news today.)
• How would you like to be a defendant in Montgomery County, Texas in an assault case this week and you were truly innocent? Would you like your potential jurors to walk into a courthouse under a banner that reads, "National Crime Victims' Rights Week" courtesy of the district attorney's office? Yep, it's happening. 
• Rather quietly, evidence of a serial killer is coming to light in New York . . .

Dear Fox 4 News

Showing videos of storm damage while Heather Hays and the weather guy stand in front of a green screen to narrate is not-a-good.

Literal Curb Side Parking In Decatur Today

News Girl Trauma

Somebody sent a couple of mean emails to Fox 4's Fiona. (Facebook link). Leave Fiona alone!!!!

(Not the stripper pic)

An artistic photographer who took a pic of KXAS's Kim Fischer simulating a pole dance tells a blogger to take it down. (It had been on her Facebook page but I don't think it's still there. If you look hard enough ** Google cache ** you can see it but it's no big deal.)

Ever Wonder What It Takes To Get An Arrest Warrant?

The way it works is that someone (normally a cop) prepares an affidavit and then presents it to a judge (normally a Justice of the Peace) who reads it and determines whether probable cause exists to issue a warrant.

I came across the above affidavit last week (it's public record in Wise County). Notice that it is for an arrest warrant for Jessica for Intentionally Making A False Statement To Obtain Credit. Basically, it alleges she went to Cash America for a loan and brings with her her pay stubs. Cash America employee McGuire (I assume she's an employee - the affidavit doesn't say) tells Jessica to change her earnings on the application so she'll be able to get a loan.

I post it for two reasons: (1) you are looking at the entire affidavit that a judge looked at before signing a warrant, and (2) if true, Jessica knew she was signing a false application, but that falsity was promoted by an employee of Cash America who is the "victim" in this case and, more likely than not, wants restitution for a defaulted loan.

Criminal Justice Politics

With the Dallas DA's election only a couple of months away in August of last year,  incumbent DA Craig Watkins announced a capital murder indictment in a decades old murdered police officer case.  He issued a press release, held a rare public press event where he actually appeared in front of the camera, and reprinted the Dallas Morning News story on his official campaign site.  The indictment was based on "new evidence" although he wouldn't say what it was.

Fast forward to last Friday when the election is over and won. (Story). The dismissal request is based on "new evidence" although he wouldn't say what it was.