The Only Good Thing About Hockey

This happened, I think, the other night during the playoffs. It's just so insanely weird.

But I like the fake crying at around the 17 second mark.

Be Careful What You Ask For

A court of appeals case released last evening demonstrates how you need to always think ahead.

Robert John Gallemore was charged with Felony DWI in Wise County. Facing a range of 2 to 10 years in prison, he pled guilty before Judge Fostel and asked the judge to assess punishment. While Judge Fostel was considering the sentence, the defendant's lawyer pointed out a flaw in the indictment which actually made the case a misdemeanor (with a maximum sentence of one year in jail.) He was right. The indictment only alleged a misdemeanor. So the lawyer says, and I'm paraphrasing, "hey judge, go ahead and sentence my client for the misdemeanor offense."

The judge says that his court only has original jurisdiction over felonies, not misdemeanors. If a misdemeanor offense is committed, it has to be filed in the Wise County Court at Law. That's true, too. So the judge declares a mistrial and sets aside the defendant's guilty plea.

The DA's office then re-indicts the guy to fix the error in the original indictment and does something which probably should have been done in the first place. They discovered the defendant had twice before been to the pen, so they added two enhancement paragraphs making the defendant a Habitual Offender. This means the new punishment range was 25 years to life in prison! That's right, the case went from 2 to 10 years to 25 years to life.

The defendant objected on double jeopardy grounds (he had already been charged and pled guilty, he said) but the judge denied that motion. The defendant once again pled guilty and the judge gave him 25 years.

The defendant appealed and the appellate court, yesterday, said the district court in Wise County does indeed only have felony jurisdiction so the first indictment that alleged only a misdemeanor was void. It had no effect whatsoever so the defendant couldn't enter a guilty plea to a non-existent case. So the new indictment stands. As does a 25 year sentence.

Ouch.

Random Friday Morning Thoughts

• Channel 5 News fail last night. Pretty funny.
• Local Republican Chairman Allen Williamson has a lot of clout when it comes to filling vacant judgeships -- even at the court of appeals level.
• You guys sure seem grumpy lately.
• More baseball trouble: On Wednesday, both Baltimore and Cleveland had their lowest attendance in their current stadium's history.
• Obama's tax bill was $1,792,414. If you aren't sympathetic because he made so much money, you are advocating "taxing the rich" aren't you?
• And everyone does realize, don't you, that the current income tax rate has nothing to do with Obama or the Democrat controlled Congress?
• I like Mark Davis as a radio host but he is so over the top on TV. Buddy, you don't have to yell into the mic. (Evidence: Fox 4 last night where he was interviewed after hosting the Tea Party in Grand Prairie.)
• There was a bad crash last night in Dallas where a car went off a bridge (possibly due to street racing.) Channel 5's kinda hawt Kim Fischer posted this cell phone pic of the car as it was hoisted from a creek bed. Oh, my.
• I dated a gal named Kim Fischer once.
• I'm into week six of Nutrisystem and have lost 7 to 8 pounds. I've been keeping track of it in a spreadsheet, and I may post it in the future. It's amazing how your body gets used to smaller portions.
• Months and months ago, I referenced in Random Thoughts that if you're a basketball fan you'd have to suffer through a krillion boring Mavs games only to see them get bounced in the first or second round of the playoffs. I'm sticking with that.
• I may go see Date Night this weekend. Looks funny.
• If you haven't seen all the campers out at the Speedway on race weekend, you should. It's quite the sight.
• Above the fold (not bad):

Sheesh From Today

The guy shows up three hours late for a misdemeanor court date in Tarrant County so the judge orders his bond revoked and taken into custody. The defendant then takes off.

Poor decision making on everyone's part.

Tax Day Pick Me Up

Sandra, Sandra, Sandra

I hear that "he does not need a trial" line all the time. That's insane. What Sandra is really saying is that we should allow the police to determine who is guilty and carry out the punishment with no questions asked.

Uh, and who are "people like them"?

(via Facebook)

I've Been Waiting This To Happen For Years

When Larry married this gal (hey, now), she became his seventh wife. (And part of his eighth marriage since he remarried one of wives along the way.)

But this time he stayed married for 13 years! A record for him!

(And I think her son played quarterback for BYU.)

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

• Ted Nugent was on WBAP this morning. That guy is so full of it.
• Sarah Palin spoke at a Tea Party rally in Boston yesterday, and she's almost turned into a caricature of herself. She actually said, ""Yeah, let's drill baby drill, not stall baby stall – you betcha!"
• Of all the news stations, I think Fox 4 pimped the drunk Jerry Jones video the most.
• They made an arrest in the murder of the 17 year old Fort Worth boy in the Wedgewood area of Fort Worth. Maybe I'm losing my mind, but I could have sworn Fox 4 put up a book in photo of a white guy last night. (The alleged killer just happened to be black.)
• New York Times this morning: "Tea Party supporters are wealthier and more well-educated than the general public." Is that any surprise? That older white guys have more money than the young who struggle to get by?
• I've been using Chrome browser more that Firefox lately. And I haven't used Microsoft's Internet Explorer in at least seven years. But I bet most people just use Internet Explorer by default.
• Losing half your prosecutors in one week in the Wise County DA's office would cause quite the headache. (But for those that asked, there's no big scandal or controversy. Just people moving on.)
• The Right has been dogging Obama about wanting to reduce nuclear weapons. Over at bagofnothing.com, he's got a Jon Stewart video showing Ronald Reagan saying he wanted to reduce America's arsenal by "one third" and some day "eliminate nuclear weapons from the face of the earth."
• Motorcycle death in Dallas this morning. (But it's been a pretty quiet Spring.)
• Busy airports in Europe are shut down this morning due to volcanic ash from Iceland. And this includes Heathrow Airport in London. That's a travel nightmare.
• Decatur has a new strip mall up on 287 near Allsups. That sure looks like a ton of empty spaces they'll be trying to rent out. And not one is leased so far.
• The NASCAR race in Texas used to get a lot more publicity than it does now.
• Above the fold: (I may start posting the Star-Telegram instead.)

Drunk Pilot?

Taken this afternoon over Wise County.

(Thanks, Thomas.)

That's So Weird

All the past Mrs. Greens used to flinch when I barked in their ears.

Wise County DA's Office Shake Up

Assistant DA Paige McCormick is resigning to go to work for the Tarrant County DA's office.

Assistant DA Kevin Henry is resigning to enter private law practice with his wife in Denton.

(Be nice in the comments, I have to work with that office.)

I Don't Understand The Point Of This

A long article about an interview with a crazy lady? (And I think the quotation marks are sometimes screwed up.)

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• I've always wondered how handicapped parking laws could be enforced in a private parking lot.
• You've probably seen the Jerry Jones at a bar video (link - language warning), and I think whoever/whomever secretly recorded that is a sorry individual. And Dale Hansen went off on Channel 8 News last night for airing it.
• Speaking of Jerry, here's a still shot of his upcoming appearance on Entourage.
• Bridgeport and Decatur argue about artificial turf for a football field.? Look what Allen ISD is building.
• The top of my ears are sunburned and peeling. That's not a good look.
• There was wreck yesterday near Bridgeport between a delivery truck and a SUV (whose driver walked away before cops arrived.) It's amazing they couldn't find her.
• There was a jewelry party in my office last evening. We're losing control.
• WBAP's Hal Jay told the story this morning of the girl who pulled out a beer in the deputy's car. Yep, the same news story that is over a week old.
• Interesting case to be argued before the Supreme Court next week: Does the Constitution allow a state school to adopt a non-discrimination policy (on the basis of religion or sexual orientation) which would allow the school to then deny recognition to a religious student organization because the group requires its officers and voting members to agree with its core religious viewpoints. Makes my head hurt.
• Some jailers in Harris County, because of overtime, make $150,000 a year. That's tax money, of course.
• Above the fold:

Hey, I Like The Wise County Messenger

But over the last month, they have fallen in love with Twitter. And, in general, I think that's a good thing. But then they'll hit you with eight tweets in a row that are nothing more than this week's Obituary column. That, my friends, is a beating. And tonight they are giving results of the political run-off races. And that's a great idea -- for us. We don't have to buy the paper, we don't have to see any ads, and we get up to the minute results. Good times. But before the local races come in, do we really need to know (1) the partial results, (2) in Wise County alone, of (3) a Supreme Court race? Sheesh. With those precincts reporting, I'll go ahead and project that Wise County prefers a male judge over a female judge when we have no idea about either candidate. Or maybe someone named Green could win an election. Hmmmmmm. But you can see their more relevant results, hopefully, here.

Faith And Science: Mutually Exclusive?

This letter kind of stopped me down when I read it in the Baylor alumni magazine yesterday --the one with Kenneth Starr on the cover. (The above pic has to be the author.)

Baylor sports fans discuss (only message board I could find.)

380 Is A Mess

Shortly before noon, we had a two car wreck about 1 mile east of Bridgeport. One car upside down and another on fire.

At 12:21, another major wreck took place about a mile and half "west of the Allison church." (Wherever in the heck that is.)

Edit @12:29: Both of these things are getting cleared up really quickly.

Scanner News

"Just got a report of a man on horseback in front of Prairie View waiving* a gun. In route." (@11:32 a.m.)

I presume that's Prairie View elementary school in Rhome.

Edit @ 11:34 a.m. "Everything's OK. You can cancel those units." But it sounds like the school was briefly locked down.

(I wonder if this kind of thing happens all the time?)

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*Edit: Make that "waving" instead of "waiving". Sorry. Legal spellings in my brain.

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• I'll plug it again: Tosh.0 is really, really funny.
• The Boyd school board voted 4-3 to buy out Superintendent Greg Stone's contract last night. Seems like a waste of money.
• Showgirls, starring Jessie from Saved By The Bell. is on cable all the time lately. That is one crazy movie as well as a career killer.
• The NFL Draft begins on Thursday night this week -- a change from its normal Saturday morning start. I like that. Except it means I'll still have the life force sucked out of me by ESPN's Chris Berman. Edit: Oops. I'm a sports idiot. It's next Thursday.
• I ate Lunchables on my hiking trip last weekend. That was a first for me. Maybe a last, too.
• Came across an April, 1997 edition of the Messenger yesterday which corresponded to the first race weekend ever at Texas Motor Speedway. I giggled when I read that car decals were available for the residents of Rhome and Boyd "to show police they are home folks so they can get up and down the streets in their own hometown."
• Almost no one watched the Masters last weekend in the metroplex. On Saturday, we ranked 56 of the 56 largest media markets in the country.
• Why wouldn't I be surprised if Phil Mickelson now finds himself in some kind of scandal.
• I've seen absolutely no bluebonnets along 287 from Decatur to Fort Worth.
• The story about the Fort Worth teen who was shot in his home after going home for lunch with his sister seems odd. Cops are saying he walked in on a burglary in progress, but it just seems there's more to it.
• Show my a press conference by a DA announcing he won't press charges (i.e. Ben Roethlisberger case yesterday), and I'll show you a DA who is grandstanding and a publicity hog.
• Even though the laws against DWI are the strictest on the books, I can see them getting tougher based upon the recent number of deaths making the news. It's been crazy lately.
• For limited audience: If you like college football, look at this run by a freshman from USC in their spring game. Oh, my.
• Sean Hannity always rants and raves that the Tea Party is not made up of only disgruntled white men, but then he throws his own "Freedom Concerts" (cue eagle noise) and has Lynyrd Skynyrd and Charlie Daniels serve as the headliners.
• Still nothing compelling above the fold today: