There's Gonna Be A New Little Wordkyle

That conservative chick from The View is going to have a baby. I really don't care about that. I just wanted an excuse to post a "Hey, now."

Mind Bursts

• That was one long docket in district court this morning, and I have never seen that many inmates brought up from the jail. And I've been doing this for like 75 years!
• My day was made when I pointed out to our very conservative assistant DA that Barack Obama's picture was now hanging in the back of the courtroom. His eyes got really big.
• Note to promising Harvard Law Student: Don't climb in the back of a cop car while drunk and demand they give you a ride because you "work" for the DA's office. (Especially if "work" means you're an unpaid intern.)
• Youtube video of one scary fight which prompts America's utes to laugh.

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

• It was foggy driving in and I feared The Freezing Fog. But it didn't happen. I didn't even have the build up on my antenna that normally makes it shake like it's possessed.
• The House has passed the katrillion dollar (which means $819 billion) Economic Stimulus Package with every Republican voting against it. Probably a smart move --- the economy is headed to darker times so distance yourself from the party in power. (The first trillion dollar package passed under Bush with Republican support.)
• Yesterday morning, Channel 5 news kept a camera on an exit ramp in Fort Worth for about 30 minutes straight as cars tried to maneuver onto it. It was great TV. Really.
• Any show depicting food tasting has one major flaw: There's not much the host can say after he puts the food in his mouth other than, "Ummmm. That's good. That's really good."
• George Bush was at the Baylor/Oklahoma women's basketball game in Waco last night, and he even gave the Lady Bears a pep talk before the game. They lost.
• WBAP's Hal Jay, after learning that Bush was at the game, asked this morning, "Do you think he had a salted pretzel?" I do not understand how he has a job.
• I saw on of Ricky Gervais on "Inside the Actors Studio" last night. He's one of the few people that make me laugh by simply walking on stage. And I bet every George Carlin fan doesn't remotely understand what makes Gervais funny.
• When I find someone that irritates me, I tend to listen or watch them more and more.
• I got 500 thread count sheets for Christmas. I finally got them on my bed, and I still don't know what I think about them.
• Saw a lady buying a gallon of ice cream in the store yesterday. That just seemed weird.
• "High school dance team disbanded after provocative routine." Story. Video.
• If you pass on that, there's an Interactive Youtube Jacuzzi Girl. (Thanks, Keith.)
• People are beginning to suggest "walk away from it all" movies for me to see.

Someone Is Mad At Sweetie Pies

From the ol' email bag: Tell everyone to watch out for the hot water at Sweetie Pie's! The pictures are of a 4-year old that decided to wash her hands in the Sweetie Pie's restroom last Thursday, and left with 1st and 2nd degree burns. The first one is the night of the incident, and the other is from 6 days after. They aren't too worried about it at the restaurant, so I figured I would get the word out in case they don't do anything about it.

The-Sun-Is-Out Pick Me Up

And check out those heels.

Buzzer Beater Of The Year

I don't know how much time was left on the clock, but I'll guess it was 0.8 or something like that. But, wow, the guy acts like he does that every day. I'll take that reaction over the football player that wildly celebrates a tackle although down 35-0.

PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad

NBC's reason: It "depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards." I don't even recognize this country anymore!!!

Random Wednesday Morning Thoughts

• I'm slowly going crazy
• I could have sworn I woke up this morning because of a small boy yelling in my back yard. "Heeelllllooooo!" Creepy.
• I wonder if it is expensive to run my gas powered fireplace all day? (And should that sentence end in a question mark? It's more of a statement than a question, isn't it?)
• Boy, the weather boys missed it for the first half of yesterday.
• When I first got my driver's license, it iced over in Bridgeport for four straight days. I had waited forever, and then I had to wait some more.
• Paradise ISD is the slowest to report whether its school will be closed
• Fox 4's Lari Barager became my friend of Facebook --- and one of her first acts of business was to bust on Jarhead for saying "she's a chunk."
• Channel 5's Tammy Dombeck looked slim this morning.
• Blogger Anobiter is in Hawaii. That girl travels more than the Secretary of State.
• Fox 4's new weather gal Fiona Gorozstais Gorostiza is proving that she is smoking hot. But that is one crazy last name.
• I feel for working parents that have to scramble when the schools close.
• Channel 5's "school closing" scroll was ridiculously slow. I be it would take 45 minutes to get from one end to the other.
• I once busted a windshield by pouring hot water on the iced over glass
• Baylor lost to Texas last night in basketball because the Bears couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
• Saw this question yesterday: Has there ever been a person who was more famous than Obama while he was still alive? I'm not sure there has been.
• An opinion piece that explains exactly why Rush Limbaugh says such things as "I hope he [Obama] fails"
• When I jogged yesterday morning, the other lone jogger I saw warned me about an icy bridge ahead. That was nice.
• Heard someone dumped some puppies at a Decatur school yesterday.
• Do we care more about abandoned puppies than kids in foster homes?

The Icy Armageddon Continues

• Alvord ISD - closed
• Boyd ISD - 10 a.m. start <--- I'm checking to see if this has change. Update: Messenger says it's closed.
• Bridgeport ISD - closed
• Chico ISD- Closed per Channel 5 (last report)
• Decatur ISD - closed
• Northwest ISD - closed
• Paradise ISD - 10 a.m. start <----Checking to see if still tru. Update: Messenger says it's closed.
• Slidell ISD - closed
• County Government - closed

WBAP list.

Decatur ISD Opening at 10:30?

That's the preliminary report (but I've not seen anything official.) But I just glimpsed at Channel 21 news (which I've watched maybe twice in my life) and, at 7:10 p.m., cars are standing still on the overpasses at I-35 and I-30. Any reports from dear, sweet Wise County?

Fake Ice Day Pick Me Up

This girl says, "Pete Delkus, you lied to me." Edit: Ok, maybe not a lie. Maybe a prediction delayed.

Sure . . .

. . . Wise County is slipping and sliding all over the place, but we'll take time out to honor this women who really wanted to get back to the great state of Texas. Unfortunately, she sacrificed any chance of winning Mother of the Year. Oh, my. But, as far as mug shots go, not bad.

Pete Delkus Has Breaking News

He just posted that on his Twitter page.

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts

• I'd be scared not to shut down the schools if I was making the call. The last thing you need is wet streets in the morning and frozen streets in the afternoon with the schools full.
• "We are getting reports of drizzle!!!" - Channel 5's weather girl this morning
• I've truly seen at least three reporters utter the phrase, "Sand trucks are standing by." How can you say that with a straight face anymore?
• And if it's not sleeting or icing at the moment, the reporter will say that is "positive news" despite the fact that 90% of the audience wants it to sleet/ice.
• I had a dream last night that I had to have my eyes sewn shut for a time period to correct my vision. And a former Texas Ranger who hates me was helping me arrange it.
• I also dreamed/dreamt I was negotiating to buy the dumpiest lake house ever.
• When I have intense dreams, I wake up exhausted with my muscles tense. Once I realize it was a dream, I can feel my body relax. What a beating.
• Fox 4 didn't have the new super hot weather girl in this morning. They whipped us with Ron Jackson. Why!!??? Why!!!???
• Wow, the Rev. Ted Haggard's former megachurch now admits that it paid money to a 20 year old who had a (newly revealed) sexual relationship with the former pastor. The church agreed to pay the man in exchange for his pledges not to talk publicly about the relationship," the current past said. Riiiiiiighhhhhhtttttt.
• If you're not ready for the "digital conversion" of your TV, you'll never be ready.
• There's a Decatur lady on facebook with the last name of McIntyre who posts pictures of the most beautiful little girl (I presume it's her daughter.)
• I downloaded The Sea Wolf by Jack London. Whenever I see anyone I even remotely admire say a book "changed the way I see life", I can't help myself from buying it. (But now I can't remember who suggested it this weekend.)
• Isn't it amazing there was a character in the old Popeye cartoon named "The Sea Hag"? Think you could get away with that today?
• I've been a little interested in Jack London ever since I learned the subject of Into The Wild was a fan of his.
• I've got a close friend who still tells me that saying I "read" a book after I listened to the audio version is cheating. But that person also says it takes more concentration to listen than to read.

School Closings

(Don't panic. Pic from the Great Wise County Snow Storm of March 2007 2008.) There's no way I'm sitting around and doing a comprehensive list of school closings (and if I'm a superintendent, I'm closing all of them) but . . . . . . as I'm up at 4:43 am for who-knows-why, I see the following closings on my television invention:

• Decatur ISD
• Bridgeport ISD
• Alvord ISD
• Chico ISD
• Slidell ISD
• Northwest ISD
• Paradise ISD <-----Last one to announce
• Forestburg delayed till 10:00 a.m. (What??????)
• Bluebonnet Nudist Resort (I'm guessing on this one.)

Oh, My

And he's expected to plead guilty on Thursday in federal court? We've wondered what was going on up there. In an obviously unprepared statement: “What a jerk,” said Paul Cunningham, who replaced Keating as sheriff this year, after learning the specifics of the federal charge Monday afternoon. “There ain’t no other way to put it.” As most of you know, the Montague County jail population is being housed at the Wise County Jail (The AP has already picked it up.)

Monday Afternoon Pick Me Up

I've been studying the new picture of Jessica Simpson all day long and something is not quite right.

I'm Announcing A Triple Ice Winter Blizzard Storm Of 2009 Warning

I've been in my laboratory all morning looking at maps of high pressure cells and cumulus clouds and other stuff. After doing so, I'm now willing to project there is a 100% chance that the local TV stations will go bat arse crazy tonight and tomorrow.