Reader Submitted

So a buddy just emailed this about The Clinton Library. I'm torn about posting it because I'll only put it at the "moderately funny" category. But since that guy (1) told me to post it, (2) has a better sense of humor than I do, and (3) is better liked, maybe he knows something I don't. Plus, I got a big bag of nothing this morning.

Nielsen Ratings Are In

But I have to admit that the December numbers are probably inflated a little. For some crazy reason, on December 13th I was inundated with visitors (5,000 to 8,000) who had found Liberally Lean after googling "hot Boston College girls." Google returns this post as its #1 result. Why that was a hot topic on December 13th remains a mystery to me.

Gay Or Not Gay?

So I'm being manly last night watching West Virginia kill Oklahoma in the Chips 'N Salsa Fiesta Bowl when this popped up on my screen. Yep, a guy twirler.

Edit: We've reached a record for "Most Comments Not Suitable For Posting."

Yep. Same Girl.

Story here.

And Some Guy Who Dispatches Trains . . .

and is from Wise County is going to run against Phil King as a Democrat.

How Soon Will The Media Broadcast . . .

. . . what has to be a horrifying 911 call?

Nicollette Sheridan is 44 . . .

. . . and fantastic. (She's in St. Barts on an extended vacation.)

Stoppin' Traffic

OK, this spare New York City channel has the greatest traffic girl in the history of ever. Not only is she smokin' hot, but she is willing to break out into a dance in the middle of a newscast. (It takes about 60 seconds to get there.) If Tammy Dombeck would do that, I'd TIVO is every day.

Random Political Thought

Everyone knows that Greg Lowery is going run for District Attorney. But because of some goofy law, he couldn't file nor announce his candidacy before 1.1.08 if he wanted to keep his current gig as County Attorney for the rest of his term. But this is a little bit of a logistic nightmare. Since the DA's position is a state position, he has to file his application to appear on the ballot in Austin and today is the last day. Was Fed Ex open yesterday? Does he have to drive or fly down there? Edit: I'm sure Greg made it, but we'll be able to find out here. Edit #2: I have no idea who Clint Phillips is. And I've not heard anything about another candidate. And despite two of the comments, he didn't file. And in other election news, the guy that former Bridgeport resident Allen Vaught beat out for state rep in Dallas is running to get his old job back. And he refers to Allen as "an asbestos trial lawyer who has the political backing from Texas’ trial lawyer campaign machine."

As We Look Ahead

Questions?

Cowboy On Cowboy Violence

From the Redskins game last weekend.

New Year's Resolutions

1. To stalk Britney Spears until she loves me like she promised me in a dream back in May.
2. Get a new car which will prove I'm going through a mid-life crisis.
3. Eat at Tater Junction.
4. Go to the Decatur Walmart without thinking, "I've got to get out of here."
5. Turn around and yell "What's wrong with you!" at the next person I meet walking right past me on the way to the courthouse and refuses to make eye contact.
6. Make more fires in the fireplace.
7. Give up hookers. (Kidding. I'm not giving up hookers.)
8. Get HD DirecTV after owning a HD TV for five years.
9. Take one of my football trips, possibly to Ohio State or Notre Dame.
10. Think about getting a cat.

I Think That's An Amazingly Low Number

Story. And ten of those refused to provide a sample of breath and were then forced to provide a blood sample.

Edit: The Dallas Morning News uses a different calculator . . .

My New Profile Pic

Random Tired Head Thought

The Dallas Morning News' choice for "Texan of the Year" was the "Illegal Immigrant" based upon the controversy the subject had caused in 2007.

Uh, can an illegal immigrant be a Texan?

Removing Pole From Ground For Dummies

I think the guy's body language of ultimate defeat may be the funniest part.

What? Meth Dealing Doesn't Make You Rich?

From The Wichita Falls paper:

The North Texas Regional Drug Task Force closed down in 2007, victim of budget cuts. The consortium of law officers had served 23 counties in drug investigations. The Texas Legislature curtailed its funding of regional task forces and federal grant money was diverted to other purposes.

Another factor was the trend of drug traffickers to choose methamphetamine over cocaine, which resulted in lower cash seizures by the task force.

City and county governments chipped in enough money to keep the task force, which operated out of the Wichita Falls Police Department, running though 2007. But the money wasn’t available for 2008. The task force officers were absorbed into WFPD or other agencies.

As stated here, When the Tulia scandal broke in 1999, Texas had more than 50 of these regional drug task forces. With the demise of the Wichita Fallas Task Force, we're down to four. And I think we are safely living without them.

Still Amazing

It's four day old news, but the story of the mom who had her six year old make up a story of her dad being killed in Iraq in order to win Hannah Montana tickets is amazing. The best coverage I saw was when Byron Harris confronted the mom in the store - the "deer in headlights" look doesn't do it justice. (It's here if you can get it to work.)

But the story is all over the place this morning - on a national scale. It was onThe Today Show and Good Morning America