"Good Day"

I just heard syndicated radio guy Paul Harvey mention Decatur and the "I hate this church" billboard signed by the Devil. You know, I take a little credit for that. It went from me, to the Star Telegram, to the AP Wire to Paul Harvey.

All I Know . . .

. . . is that this lady was arrested at DFW Airport two days ago. Uh, she wants to tell you she's Jewish. About a million times.

Cue The Journey Song

I like presidential candidate John Edwards but I don't believe him. At least the other night.

He was on Jay Leno's show and both he and his wife claimed they had not seen Hillary's Soprano-esque video announcing her campaign song. "We've got great stuff on our web site though," both of them said.

Huh? You're watching everything Hillary does and you didn't see the one video that everyone was talking about? I don't buy that.

We'll Start With Math Today

This gets even more confusing due to the "8.36" which should read "836".

Anyway, 836.00 feet - 835.29 feet = .71 feet.

(From the Update. )

Britney Says,

"When I'm in Wise County on a rainy Wednesday, I get a Hungr Buster at DQ before heading off to get my drink on at Red's in Bridgeport."

Oh, My

I've been seeing this shocking video all night on TV. Everything you need to know is here. (And even though you have to sit through a 15 second commercial and a four minute video, it's 100% riveting.)

Edit: It's not real clear in the story how the cop killer was himself killed. However, it's my understanding that an "ex-marine" witnessed the shooting, grabbed the dead officers gun, and killed the shooter.

Random TV Thought

I'm watching Fox 4 News on a TIVO'd replay and I see that a part of Six Flags is under water. Heather Hays has twice told me that the river that runs by the amusement park is out of its banks but there is "no flooding yet." She even told me that as we had a helicopter shot of, uh, flooding at Six Flags.

Hey Heather, you see all that brown stuff? That's water where it is not supposed to be.

National Weather Service Says The Trinity River Is Really Full Of Water

Sneak Preview and A Random Newspaper Thought

The Messenger has a pretty good front page pic tomorrow of a child being rescued from a car during the thunderstorms. I doubt if the kid was ever in danger, but the angle of the pic makes it look pretty dramatic. I dog the Messenger all the time, but it's a really good newspaper for a small community. And photographer Joe Duty is one of the big reasons. And they've responded to the Internet age in dramatic fashion. Back in 1997, publisher Roy Eaton (who I think is both annoyed and amused by me) gave me permission to republish the Messenger's Update online since the paper didn't have a web site. So every night (yep, at the end of the day), I'd scan in the Update and convert it to text in a horrible "OCR" program. (I'd spend 30 minutes looking for errors.) I was just trying to call attention to www.wisecounty.com for a reason I still hadn't figured out. I'm still working on that.

All Together Now: This Rain Is Beating Us Down

Watershed Update

That purplish thing has been moving slowly over the watershed (or what I think is the watershed) for the last hour or so. Is it out of the question to think that we might have flooding at Lake Bridgeport after it was 18 feet low just a few months ago? When is the last time it flooded? 1982?

It now sits at one foot low and rising. Fast. Monitor it here.

Edit: I've been reminded of around 1991 when the bridge at Runaway Bay was under water.

The Official Strip Club Of The Blog . . .

. . . which has had four killings this year, almost had another one last night. Instead it was just an armed robbery.

But I don't think I'd be sitting by myself in a car in that parking lot after midnight.

Slidell Storm Damage . . .

. . . as reported by the Dallas Morning News.

I Think I've Figured Out . . .

. . . when the Anti-Christ will be born. I just didn't know there were going to be two of them. (Her marriage/baby story here.)

Paris Hilton Says,

"One of the first things I plan to do now that I'm out of jail, is to check out Catfish O'Harlies in Bridgeport's new 'upscale strip mall' on 380. Me would loves me some hush puppies right now."

KXAS Channel 5 Now Covers The Katrina Like Storm That Struck Wise County

A fence gets knocked down in the Brookhollow area in Decatur!

Man describes how a street was underwater.

She said, "It looked like an ocean"

And fence destruction was not limited to Decatur. This fence met its maker in Rhome.

The Heck With Flooding

Fox 4 stopped me down with this 37 year old that didn't like her belly button and underwent surgery to fix it. (That's a "before" pic above.) The cost? Around $3,000 to $4,000.

Vanity. The hottest of sins.

All Water. All The Time.

Fox 4 led with the flooding in Wise County tonight with the great Brandon Todd covering the story. But I'm not real sure it was all that newsworthy. I'll get screenshots and links up in a bit. I've got to eat my nutrisystem dinner before I pass out.

By the way, 3.32 inches of rain in Decatur this afternoon.

Edit:
The pavement got wet around Eagle Drive in Decatur:

This lady's front yard was flooded in Paradise but I found out that she has a Hummer in her driveway.

FM 3259 got flooded which probably inconvenienced 25 people.