More HPV Flying Around

This HPV vaccine debate is really heating up - Jeff Crilley of Fox 4 is even on the story!!!! Jeff Crilley!!! And I learned Sen. Jane Nelson is against the executive order so God must be in favor of the vaccine. But Gov. Perry might want to get a spokesperson who looks old enough to actually get the vaccine without parental consent.

Rick?

As I tuned in (for a few brief minutes, at least) to the A&M / UT basketball game tonight, I think I saw Gov. Rick Perry engaging in some satanic aggie ritual.

I Wonder . . .

. . . if a crazed American astronaut would make a good 7th wife? (After all, she did drive all the way from Texas.) Edit: I learned this morning she wore a diaper from on her journey from Texas to Florida so she wouldn't have to stop and go to bathroom. I love this woman. Edit #2: And if you wonder why I like Wikipedia so much, this lady's entry is already up to date.

Chico Supports Salma

Or at least you think they would.

The Craziest Question In The History Of Ever

I was asked a moment ago at the courthouse, "Can the parents of a sixteen year old girl consent to the marriage of their daughter to a 61 year old registered sex offender?" That's not one that I know the answer to the top of my head. But if I had to guess, I'd guess the answer is "yes". Edit: Apparently the question had arisen when someone was trying to obtain a marriage license from the county clerk's office.

Jenny McCarthy Went To A Super Bowl Party

Jay-Z Made A Wise County Court Appearance

I was in a protective order hearing this morning at the courthouse when someone's phone went off. Always a tense scene. But this one was pretty funny since the ring tone fired off, "Show me what you got lil' mama. Show me what you got lil' lady."

What R U Wearing?

Cyber-sex with a minor through text messaging? While I was pondering that, I stumbled across the alleged victim in this case. A person who happens to go to a Wise County high school that starts with a "B". (Call that a cyber-tease.) Story Edit: Completely ignore the Wise County reference. It's McKinney Boyd High School. But you would never know it from just reading the story.

2-5-62

The late psychic Jeanne Dixon proclaimed that the Anti-Christ would be born on February 5, 1962 by saying: " "A child, born somewhere . . . shortly after 7 a.m. (EST) on February 5, 1962, will revolutionize the world. Before the close of the century he will bring together all mankind in one all-embracing faith. This will be the foundation of a new Christianity, with every sect and creed united through this man who will walk among the people to spread the wisdom of the Almighty Power. " It's down to me and Jennifer Jason Leigh. (But I left out the "Middle East" birthplace in the quote - it kinda ruined it. )

The Heck With All This Super Bowl Talk

Let's talk about genital warts. Gov. Rick Perry on Friday issued an executive order calling for all girls entering sixth grade in Texas, starting in September 2008, to receive a vaccine against a sexually transmitted virus that causes cervical cancer. While Texas parents will be allowed to opt out of having their daughters get the vaccine, conservative groups are protesting. I can't believe it, but Perry deserves credit on this one. And I think I'll label those against the idea as "Pro-Cervical Cancer."

The Colts Should Be Winning Big

Peyton Manning Bad Karma? Edit: I forgot that Rex Grossman was the Bears cornerback quarterback [edit: I'm losing it] and that he would throw an interception that would be returned for a touchdown. And speaking of Bad Karma, he was trying to compete the pass to his receiver named Muhsin Muhammad. Not in America, Rex. Not in America.

Super Bowl Halftime

Hey, Prince is wearing my teal colored suit!!! And I don't know who those two back up dancers are, but I'm a big fan at this moment.

The Two Head Coaches Are Black?

I wouldn't have know that if it hadn't been mentioned five krillion times already.

Beating Purple Rain?

How would you like to spend a couple of thousand bucks for a ticket and then get rained on. Hard. --------------- Best Commercial So Far: Fat guys, skinny guys, ugly guys taking their shirts off around a bunch of girls in a car in a downtown area. (Chevy HHR - whatever that means.) Edit: "The slap" replacing the "fist to fist" move was probably funnier.

Random Superbowl Thought

Thank god that Chevy probably won't pay $3 gazillion to air that "This Is Our Country" commercial. I Am Blessed.

A Five Hour Pre-Game Show . . .

. . . makes me crazy.

Mega-Spanish-Plex

Story.

So You Do Want Porn?

This screenshot from a Channel 5 newscast tonight about protesters of a proposed adult video store in Oak Cliff.