Crazy Art I Just Hung In My Office

Corporate America . . .

. . . believes in productivity.

Some People Use Mistletoe, Others . . . .

50 Things That Only Ever Happen in the Movies

Link.

This Week's Issue of Time . . .

. . . calls some girl named Tila Tequila the "Madonna of MySpace." I missed that one. (Uh, that's her on the cover of the a magazine.)

I Don't Know

Things To Do In Denver When Your Stuck

Actual photo. It would be an absolute beating to be stuck in the Denver airport at this moment.

Everybody Else Has Posted It, So I Might As Well

Rosie O'Donnell attacks Donald Trump while on The View. Here. (Funny) Trump calls Rosie names. Here. (Not funny)

Strange Sports Note Found At Lunch

BYU and Oregon play in the Las Vegas Bowl tonight. "BYU has 31 married players and six with children." (At least, that's what the Star Telegram tells me.)

One Of The Comments Below Reminded Me Of This

Even here in Wise County? No way!

How Is This Possible?

You only have to watch 45 seconds of this. ESPN's Desmond Howard breaks down the Holiday Bowl between California and Texas A&M. Some how, some way, he believes that the University of Texas will be playing California and even goes so far as to reference Texas players. Everybody else on the set just stands by and watches the carnage. (This occurred two days ago during the TCU bowl game.) So what does he do later? ESPN puts him on a different show to say he "mis-spoke." Say what? You didn't accidentally say a word you didn't mean to. You didn't know who was playing in a bowl game that you were paid to analyze! Incredible.

I So Need A Wife Like This

> Story. But I am worried a little about this statement from this guy's attorney: "We are still as confident as we were before that he's not guilty, and focused on proving that," Mr. Wilson said.

I Love My Office Christmas Party

Ugghh

The Star Telegram has started the infuriating practice of using those "hovering" pop-up ads - the kind that get past most pop-up blockers. I hate them with a passion.

A Christmas Present To Those Disturbed Enough To Read This Blog

I rarely share anything personal, but here is something I'm extremely proud of: Me and my family (all of whom distance themselves from The Blog and would be much happier if I'd stop this silliness.) That's my mom and dad on the left. In the middle is my brother and his wife and two kids. That's me, the good looking guy, on the right. (This is from last Mother's Day. As far as we could remember, this was the first photo of all of us at the same time. I just love it.)

Time Waste

Of the list of 25 Addictive Flash Games I posted yesterday, one I tried that I find absolutely fascinating is Sand. Give it time to load. Then start by choosing "Wax" and drawing a line. From there, choose "water". It makes absolutely no sense at first, but from there you'll figure out that it is absolutely spellbinding. (Throw in some mood music, and it's Christmas time.)

YouTube.Com Reflections

From time to time, I'll upload a clip on youtube and post it here. One thing I'm still scratching my head about is one I posted, on a whim, about a golf shot by Fuzzy Zoeller in June of this year. I checked on it a second ago and learned that it has been viewed 848,409 times. That, my friends, (as the screen shot above shows) is the #28 Most Viewed Sports clip on YouTube.com in the history of ever. But my uploading of this girl is still my favorite.

I Often Regret Not Having Kids

You know, that might be edited with sound effects but, still, it's happening somewhere in America tonight.