"The Onion" Giggle

Story.

I Need To Add This Stadium To My List

Link.

Maybe That Number Had A Nice Ring To It

I would eat the actual rat for $1.7 million. And the most interesting part is that he has a live in aupair. Hey, now. Story here.

Bag Of Nothing This Morning

I would like to report it is windy. Very windy. And it is two months until two days after Christmas. And I have finally finished he first season of Lost. Big thumbs up.

In Case You Missed It

Here is the Channel 8 story last night of . . . sheesh . . . sex offenders . . . in Wise County. (YouTube.com clip is 2:04 long.) Sorry, I missed the first 20 seconds or so.

College Football. Gay. TIVO. YouTube.: A Dangerous Combination

A Dangerous Combination.

I Want To Apologize to All Texas Fans Out There.

I'm rethinking my position on UT after stumbling across this.

Paul R. Nelson

I've found a nastier campaign than the one referenced yesterday. Paul R. Nelson (and you muuuust listen to his sign off at the end of each ad), started out with this campaign ad (nothing like showing the 9/11 attack to gig your opponent) and has now gone to this (which is probably more shocking than most of the stuff I put on here.) I'm Paul R. Nelson. And I sound G-A-Y.

The Romo Experiment

Stolen from Richie Whitt of the Dallas Observer: The Cowboys real problem, of course, isn’t Bledsoe or Romo or T.O. It’s an offensive line that’s forcing schematic switches and personnel purges because it sucks. And that, my friend, lies at the feet of Parcells as a talent evaluator. Check out the offensive linemen drafted by Bill: 2003: Al Johnson (2nd round), Justin Bates (7th) 2004: Jacob Rogers (2nd), Stephen Peterman (3rd) 2005: Rob Petitti (6th) 2006: Pat McQuistan (7th), E.J. Whitley (7th) Of those seven, exactly zero were on the field last Monday night. Spot on, brother. Spot on.

Say What?

I'm Very Worried About The Naval Academy

This video was made by cadets at the Naval Academy to pump up their team -- I guess -- for the game against Notre Dame on Saturday.

A Tampa Bay "Hey, Now"

New Day. New Media In Town.

Wacky College Kids

From the Purdue school newspaper.

Hey, Now

MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) -- Loretta Nall, the Libertarian Party's write-in candidate for governor of Alabama, is campaigning on her cleavage and hoping that voters' eyes will eventually refocus on her platform. Everything in the world about her is here.

Well, That Settles It

Wise County is full of Deviltry.

Dude!

Mystery Solved

Channel 11 was in town to cover the publication of the sex offender list. The news report wasn't long enough (or interesting enough) to post on youtube, but Sheriff David Walker did make an appearance. Just to be clear: the man in the photo is not a sex offender but is instead our Sheriff (and a faithful reader of The Blog - or so I'm told.) (Comments are turned off - They would probably have been funny, but I don't trust you nuts. :) ) Edit: Ok, I turned them off after a wise guy snuck in - although it started off on a funny note.