Giddy Up

The gubernatorial debates were boring on Friday except for learning that Kinky doesn't use the Internet. (Way to appeal to the masses there, buddy.) But Perry clearly felt he won.

It's Like A Ray Of Sunshine For Me . . . If You Know What I Mean

E. Coli Humor Is So Wrong

What Size Jeans Are Those On Nicole Richie?

In Fort Worth Today

Mildly Interesting

p How Fox Sports breaks down which games are shown where for game #1 today. For game #2, featuring the Cowboys, the map is a little simpler.

I Promise I'll Move On

It Only Takes A Spark . . .

. . . and then a ray of light appears on my very dreary life. (That's 3 overtimes for you following at home.) The Bears have risen. They have risen, indeed.

Texas - OU Reaction

The Very Hot Rachel McAdams Is 30 Today

It's 2:35 on a Saturday Afternoon In The Fall . . .

. . . if a cold front had blown through, I'd have found complete true happiness at this very moment.

Trick Play

Football fans only: Arkansas had a very entertaining trick play against Auburn today. It involved a guy about as big as me. Video clip here.

Run For The Border

I think there was some news about the "Minutemen" in the Messenger this week (something to do with a helicopter crash). That group wants our border with Mexico closed so badly that they are willing to volunteer their time and effort to keep those would-be immigrants out. But I wonder what would happen if a liberal school like Columbia University had a group of Young Republicans and those Young Republicans were to ask the founder of the Minutemen to speak on campus. Well, I'll be. It happened this week. It did not go well as youtube.com shows.

I Wish Failure On The Following This Afternoon - In A Christian Love Sort Of Way

UT Fans Make A Funny

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I've always thought the practice was fake and silly. And the Southern Baptists will never accept it.

Former Ranger Kenny Rogers . . .

. . . pitched like a man possessed against the Yankees last night.

I Can't Stand It

I see something bizarre. I laugh. I think about posting it. I decide against it. And then I yield to temptation. (Those of you that would be offended by nature and turtles - yes, you read that correctly - should not click on that link. And for those that can't get enough, try this music version of the same clip.)