Excerpt Of The Speech That The President Of Venezuela . . .

. . . gave today at the United Nations (one day after President Bush stood in the same place).

Getting Younger At That Position

Dallas PD Chief David Kunkle, 55, who recently filed for divorce, is dating KTVT's Sarah Dodd, 32. Hey, now.

Kinky

. . . is kinda in trouble.

Walter Cronkite's Eyebrows Will Haunt Me All Day

It's Called The "Sexy Little House On The Praire" Look

He Just Keeps Coming

Remember the crazy right wing ad I posted in July from a guy named Vernon Robinson? Well, he's at it again with this new commercial. It should be entitled, "Vote for me because I bet my opponent likes Mexicans."

Dog Humor

Guitar Lessons A Little Too Hard For You?

I wonder if there is a guy somewhere who has no arms but can play a guitar and sing Tom Petty's "Last Dance for Mary Jane" very well? Well, I'll be. Update: I fixed it. Sorry.

OUch

I watched the end of the OU game last weekend and, boy, did the Sooners ever get screwed on the onside's kick. It was obvious the ball didn't go ten yards before Oregon touched it, but I had no idea that OU had actually recovered the ball. If you're interested in this sort of thing, you have to see this youtube clip where the play has been broken down more than the Zapruder film. (And, by the way, the officiating crew has been suspended for this week's game).

Speaking Of Ex-Wives

The Dallas Police Chief has another. (Source)

Freaky.

Madam Tussaud in London unveiled the Tupac Shukar statue today. And I can't believe I've got the exact same one in my office lobby.

Redeemed

As I jogged outside tonight, it occurred to me that it was almost three years to the day that I complete tore my Achilles tendon. (I was playing basketball with my fifth ex-wife who had made the outrageous claim that she still was her high school's all time leading basketball scorer - a claim that made more sense once I realized she was about 20 years old). Anyway, two days later I went under the knife for the first time in my life. Three Two months later I was back on the treadmill. And now I don't have any remnants of the injury. Shout out to Dr. John Riberio of Decatur for some fine work.

Computer Tired Head

I'm a self confessed nerd. I know databases. I design databases. I know what a relational table is and can write SQL queries. (Ok, I've proved my point.) So I wasn't scared to buy the above product for $40 which, in theory, would allow me to transfer my Access database tables at work to my handheld device and work with the data on the go. (Always nice to know who is in the hoosegow at the drop of a hat.) Over the last 24 hours I've spent the majority of time jacking with it, and only in the last hour got the dang to work. I can't imagine the number of people that threw up their hands trying to work with the thing.

And Those Eyebrows!

This is a composite computerized sketch of a lady who is suspected of snatching a newborn from her mother's arms in Missouri (a story that sounds very suspicious.) Be on the lookout for a girl with a mullet and a mustache

I Never Watch MTV's Laguna Beach . . .

. . . but apparantly this girl, Kristin Cavallari, is on it. This pic made the rounds this weekend because it was found on her My (The Devil Must Be Behind The) Space page.

People Starving In The Streets . . .

. . . and all that money on Grandma's campaign ads (which I see all the time) is going to waste.

Tuesday Morning Just Got Better

Nicole Richie Will Never Be Hungry Again