Is That Bono?

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Temperature at 5:10 PM

Me Walking Into Court With All My Paralegals

I'm Gonna Kill Webcom.com

Yep, www.wisecounty.com remains down because the boys in California don't know their head from their tanned butts. They have a "status" page which is updated every two hours to simply tell me the problem will be corrected in two hours. If I made money from this site, I'd be losing money. Huh?

Lose 5 More Pounds And She'll Be Perfect!

Say What?

This headline is everywhere: A suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey murder has been arrested in Thailand, Denver TV station KUSA reports. CNN working to confirm. This will be interesting. (Google news links.)

Random Thought

I think I'd rather be called a "Drug Lord" instead of a "Drug Kingpin." It just sounds cooler.

Happy 76th to Frank Gifford (On Ground)

And to think that was a better day than his wedding day to Kathy Lee.

Hey, Now

Oh, Yeah, Poll Results

Fan Email (Click to Enlarge)

Kate Hudson, Mexican Beer, and An American Flag Background

Happy Wednesday

His job probably wasn't important anyway.

Kids' Songs Drive Me Insane

But I'd be happy to use the fake U2 singing, "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" if I had six kids. The heck with The Wiggles.

www.wisecounty.com . . .

. . . is still down. It's host, www.webcom.com out of California, apparantly doesn't have any idea that it might want to tell its customers what the heck is going on. Kill me. Edit: At least I found out they were working on it at 5:15 in the morning.

Insert Picture of Pudge Here

A weird lineup issue and an injury caused Pudge Rodriguez to find himself in an odd place tonight: Rodriguez had to move from catcher to second base, with Vance Wilson taking over behind the plate. Rodriguez had never played second base in 2,256 previous major and minor league games.

Now I Can't Upload Pictures Here

I've experienced Internet Chaos today. I'm seeking counseling.

Movies

I finally got through with The Godfather, Part II. Sorry, folks, ovvvvveeerrrated. Now I'm the process of watching The Deer Hunter - I had only caught a few scenes of it before. The first 70 minutes are excruciatingly boring crap. Then I was fast-forwarded to the Russian Roulette scene which may be the most intense ever. And I couldn't believe it was Christopher Walken and Robert DeNiro that were involved. That part was shocking and great. (Youtube.com has the clip of that scene but it's R Rated - so kids, go get your parents permission.)