Time Waste

Be a guy in a suit who crashes through ice walls. Here.

Kill All The Lawyers

Forget about the McDonald's hot coffee judgment, this is the most amazing verdict I've ever heard of. (And I predict this story becomes national news over the next two days). If Southwest Airlines locked her in a basement for a year, I would understand it. Otherwise, where do I line up to be racially profiled?

Amnesty For Girls That Said "Yes"?

I have never seen or owned a "Girls Gone Wild" video . . . . as I ponder why that is . . . . but the following appeared on a Dallas Morning News blog regarding the hispanic march last Sunday: 12:40 PM. Police intelligence officers see about 10 members of the Girls Gone Wild video crew, presumably looking for subject matter.

Yawn . . . Wait, Maybe Not

You can always tell when it is a slow news day when the local TV news begins with a generic story. Tonight on Fox 4 News it began with a boring "your car can be stolen" story. But Lari B told me that one-third of all car thefts are because of keys left in the car. Who leaves their keys in their car?

(Note: This post just got better. When I searched for a picture to go along with this Blog, I came across a photo for the "ultimate anti-theft device". The pic is here but I warn you that it involves some nudity. Do not click on the link. Although it was pretty funny).

$3.00

I bet gas will hit $3.00 a gallon in the next five days.

TIme Waste

See just a section of a company logo and try to recognize it.

Bible Thoughts

As I blew past what appears to be a very bad (and not well publicized) mini-series of The Ten Commandments on Channel 8, I recalled a very odd biblical passage about Moses. For some reason, before Moses met with Pharaoh to start the 10 Plagues, God decided to kill Moses while Moses was in a camp. (Yep, kill him.) But Moses' wife cut off the foreskin of their son (don't ask me why) and rubbed the blood on the legs of either Moses or the boy (stay with me here) saying the blood will protect him (say what?). It did. God changed his mind and spared Moses' life. The passage is in Exodus 4:24-26. You can see a multitude of versions of that passage of the Bible here. (Just select a version from the "drop down" list and click "Update"). Don't know why I thought about it.

Paris Hilton . . .

. . . sang "Happy Birthday" to Hugh Hefner in a skimpy outfit. When your wife goes to bed, you can see it here. (Actually, it's not that bad).

"The Bachelor" Is Coming To Dallas

THE SEARCH IS ON FOR ABC’S NEXT BACHELOR! If you are tall, attractive, single, 28-35 years old, and think you can handle twenty-five beautiful girls, contact us NOW! Those who wish to apply or to nominate someone should send photos, contact information and a mini-bio to: Contact:Bonnie Clark Senior Casting Producer (818) 752-5550 bonnie@kasstinginc.com Let's see here . . . . . . (1) no, (2) no, (3) yes, (4) no, (5) no, I draw the line at seven. (Source)

Giddy Up

Lisa Rinna (I'm not sure who she is) was at the 2006 CMT Music Awards in Nashville this week doing ... uh...something.

If You Need New Torture Devices . . .

. . . a list (with pictures) of historic devices is here. Ok, maybe lethal injection isn't as bad as I thought.

TV Ratings

The Masters on Sunday earned a 9.0 overnight rating compared to NASCAR's 4.8. (Not sure how that translates into number of households, but clearly golf pulled in almost twice as many viewers as car racing).

Why Liberals Pull Their Hair Out

Examples like yesterday when the President tried to an answer a question from a college student. The youtube.com evidence is here.

More From PostSecret.com

Breaking News

From the Star Telegram FORT WORTH -- Police believe a body found alongside Interstate 35W might be that of a Wise County man who attended the NASCAR races at Texas Motor Speedway over the weekend. The body was found early Monday near the southbound lanes about a mile south of Texas Motor Speedway. Police aren't yet sure whether he died at the scene or was dumped there. Full story. Edit and Update: My extremely high placed sources indicate that his connection to Wise County is tenuous at best. Developing.

My Next Wedding

Random Immigration Thought

After seeing several cars in the Walmart parking lot at lunch with the words "America Was Built On Immigration" on the back windshield, it occurred to me that you couldn't get 500,000 white people to march for anything. Unless there was legislation to ban cable television and pizza.

Random Driving Observations

Dear people of Decatur: 1. It is legal to take a right turn on red, 2. It is courteous, and legally required, for you to signal your intention to turn, and 3. If you arrive at a four way stop before me, you have the right of way. There is no need to stare at one another and hand gesture to determine who goes first. (Bad lunch time driving experience makes me cranky)