I'm pretty sure I didn't have a trick or treater dressed up like this.
11.02.2005
Financing Love
For $600,000 you can have this lady's house and the lady as your wife.
(Dale Hanson, on Channel 8 last night, said "Why don't you just buy the house and give it to her since that's what she'll end up with after the divorce." )
Bio-Something
Halloween Prank
This is weird. The head coach of USC and a backup running back played a joke on the team during practice on Halloween. It sounds a little bizarre. (Keep reading until you at least get to the line that begins "Then a dummy with a No. 21 jersey was thrown . . . . ")
11.01.2005
A Follow-Up To The Death Of The Pastor During Baptism
The Star-Telegram has an article echoing my thoughts from a couple of days ago.
"WACO — There are times in this old world when life makes no sense at all. Ask a young widow, left to raise a daughter, 5, and twin 3-year-old sons." (Rest of it)
And let me disclose this: I posted the previous article on the same day that the tragedy occurred. Within 24 hours I learned that my brother and his entire family were in attendance in the congregation in Waco and witnessed the entire event. I cannot even imagine what it was like.
Talking Money
According to the Dallas Morning News today, here is the following breakdown for household incomes in the United States:
At least $295,495? Your family is in the top 1%
At least $130,000? Your family is in the top 5%
At least $94,891? Your family is in the top 10%
At least $57,343? Your family is in the top 25%
So 75% of all households earn less than $57,343
Do We Have Another $7.1 Billion?
Stoners Mourn
Now That Is One Odd Promotional Device
From the Update:
"DON’T FROWN, BE BROWN — Tomorrow is 'brown' day at the Decatur Public Library. Visitors are asked to wear brown."
10.31.2005
OK, You Wise Guys . . .
Let's Not Cheapen This
Great Pic
"The family of Judge Samuel Alito, daughter Laura (L), son Philip (C) and wife Martha (R), stand underneath a portrait of former president Bill Clinton as they watch President Bush nominate Alito to the Supreme Court in the White House, October 31, 2005. (Mannie Garcia/Reuters) "
Considering that Alito has spent most of his years as a prosecutor (a federal prosecutor at that), things aren't looking good for civil rights and the Fourth Amendment.
Funniest Halloween Story
My good friend Kevin Clark tells the story of his first year of handing out candy in his Fort Worth neighborhood on Halloween. As the night wore down, a few stragglers were still knocking on doors. Kevin had run out of candy by the time his doorbell rang once more so he looked around for something to to give in lieu of candy. By his front door was a "change dish" with a variety of loose coins that had accumulated over time. Kevin grabs a handful of coins, opens the door, drops the coins in the kid's basket and tells him Happy Halloween.
To Kevin's horror the kid turned, ran to the edge of the front porch, and screamed for all potential trick or treaters to hear: "He's giving away mooooooooooney!!!!!"
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